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Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 2:13 pm ]
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veganfan21 wrote:
Given his complete post career failure at everything but being a selfish bitch, it's highly unlikely he pulls that kind of scheme off. What's more likely is he'll hire Rod Higgins or Ron Harper or some other friend from back in the day to manage the scheme, then cut ties with him once Harper/Higgins points out some flaws with the plan.

Jordan made something like a 90% return on the sale of the Hornets.

That’s borderline Pelosian returns. He may be the GOAT investor as well.

Author:  Brick [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 2:14 pm ]
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
veganfan21 wrote:
Given his complete post career failure at everything but being a selfish bitch, it's highly unlikely he pulls that kind of scheme off. What's more likely is he'll hire Rod Higgins or Ron Harper or some other friend from back in the day to manage the scheme, then cut ties with him once Harper/Higgins points out some flaws with the plan.

Jordan made something like a 90% return on the sale of the Hornets.

That’s borderline Pelosian returns. He may be the GOAT investor as well.

All while he golfed and gambled all day and Nike continued to write him $100 million checks yearly anyways.

Author:  Joe Orr Road Rod [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 2:24 pm ]
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I'm going to try to line Jordan up so each CFMB member can blow him. I'm not sure what he will charge but I'm negotiating for him to throw in some insults for free.

Author:  billypootons [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 2:25 pm ]
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that "tour" doesnt exist today without MJ.

maybe omer, luol, and taj will do a tour in 20 years to talk about how they lost 4-1 to lebron, i'll reserve my tickets now

Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 2:28 pm ]
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
veganfan21 wrote:
Given his complete post career failure at everything but being a selfish bitch, it's highly unlikely he pulls that kind of scheme off. What's more likely is he'll hire Rod Higgins or Ron Harper or some other friend from back in the day to manage the scheme, then cut ties with him once Harper/Higgins points out some flaws with the plan.

Jordan made something like a 90% return on the sale of the Hornets.

That’s borderline Pelosian returns. He may be the GOAT investor as well.

:lol: :lol: Another dumbass Vegan take....

Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 2:34 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I'm going to try to line Jordan up so each CFMB member can blow him. I'm not sure what he will charge but I'm negotiating for him to throw in some insults for free.

You think he’d go for it?

Author:  Nardi [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 3:04 pm ]
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Brick wrote:
Quote:
Sam and I have always been great friends. We're still great friends.


Yet we are to believe that Horace never told him anything in the book that was then written.

It was Horace. He's a terrible liar.

Author:  Nardi [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 3:13 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I'm going to try to line Jordan up so each CFMB member can blow him. I'm not sure what he will charge but I'm negotiating for him to throw in some insults for free.

Tucker Carlson wrote:
JORR contacted me also.

Author:  Tall Midget [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 3:19 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I'm going to try to line Jordan up so each CFMB member can blow him. I'm not sure what he will charge but I'm negotiating for him to throw in some insults for free.


Are you suggesting that Jordan is unworthy of the praise that he receives here and elsewhere? If so, why?

Author:  veganfan21 [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 3:23 pm ]
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
veganfan21 wrote:
Given his complete post career failure at everything but being a selfish bitch, it's highly unlikely he pulls that kind of scheme off. What's more likely is he'll hire Rod Higgins or Ron Harper or some other friend from back in the day to manage the scheme, then cut ties with him once Harper/Higgins points out some flaws with the plan.

Jordan made something like a 90% return on the sale of the Hornets.

That’s borderline Pelosian returns. He may be the GOAT investor as well.


Yep, right in line with his well deserved rep as a selfish bitch. Did a lot to put the Hornets on the map by finishing 27/30 in team record over his disastrous ownership period with a staggering three playoff appearances and zero series wins ( :lol:)

https://champsorchumps.us/records/most- ... since-2010

Not to mention the constant hiring and firing of old friends instead of searching for actual GM talent, then cutting ties with friends who criticized his shit product. Real alpha.

I get it tho, I get how all you unpaid Jordan LLC interns are triggered by any criticism of your boy. Y'all probably got iconic Jordan moments plastered on your lock screen wallpaper, such as the time when he broke Kerr's eye socket. I get how the Grant/Pippen/Longley tour may ruin the vibe you get when you have your wives whisper stories about Jordan's glory days in your ear as they rock you you to sleep. Whenever the no bull tour is in the news, just find your dedicated safe space in the bowels of the United Center right under the statue. Bring coins along as you toss them around the statue and make your respective wishes.

Author:  Brick [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 3:24 pm ]
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vegan is like a sober pittmike.

Author:  Nardi [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 3:29 pm ]
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veganfan21 wrote:
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
veganfan21 wrote:
Given his complete post career failure at everything but being a selfish bitch, it's highly unlikely he pulls that kind of scheme off. What's more likely is he'll hire Rod Higgins or Ron Harper or some other friend from back in the day to manage the scheme, then cut ties with him once Harper/Higgins points out some flaws with the plan.

Jordan made something like a 90% return on the sale of the Hornets.

That’s borderline Pelosian returns. He may be the GOAT investor as well.


Yep, right in line with his well deserved rep as a selfish bitch. Did a lot to put the Hornets on the map by finishing 27/30 in team record over his disastrous ownership period with a staggering three playoff appearances and zero series wins ( :lol:)

https://champsorchumps.us/records/most- ... since-2010

Not to mention the constant hiring and firing of old friends instead of searching for actual GM talent, then cutting ties with friends who criticized his shit product. Real alpha.

I get it tho, I get how all you unpaid Jordan LLC interns are triggered by any criticism of your boy. Y'all probably got iconic Jordan moments plastered on your lock screen wallpaper, such as the time when he broke Kerr's eye socket. I get how the Grant/Pippen/Longley tour may ruin the vibe you get when you have your wives whisper stories about Jordan's glory days in your ear as they rock you you to sleep. Whenever the no bull tour is in the news, just find your dedicated safe space in the bowels of the United Center right under the statue. Bring coins along as you toss them around the statue and make your respective wishes.

LeBron wrote:
Vegan contacted me also.

Author:  veganfan21 [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 3:29 pm ]
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Brick wrote:
vegan is like a sober pittmike.


What's your favorite Charlotte Hornets memory? Mine is the Adam Morrison era. Great pick. :lol:

https://www.si.com/nba/2023/06/23/micha ... -henderson

Author:  Nardi [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 3:35 pm ]
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veganfan21 wrote:
Brick wrote:
vegan is like a sober pittmike.


What's your favorite Charlotte Hornets memory? Mine is the Adam Morrison era. Great pick. :lol:

https://www.si.com/nba/2023/06/23/micha ... -henderson

Probably the Mourning/Larry Johnson years, don't forget Muggsy.

Shoot it, you midget
-Michael Jordan

Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 3:37 pm ]
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Yes the fabled 2006 draft. If they had only taken Tyrus Thomas or Sheldan Williams instead.

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 3:40 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
Yes the fabled 2006 draft. If they had only taken Tyrus Thomas or Sheldan Williams instead.

It gets better. He gave Tyrus Thomas $50 million, 4 years after not drafting him.

Author:  billypootons [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 3:43 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Yes the fabled 2006 draft. If they had only taken Tyrus Thomas or Sheldan Williams instead.

It gets better. He gave Tyrus Thomas $50 million, 4 years after not drafting him.


he finished 9th in ROY voting. he has less than 1000 followers on twitter

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 3:47 pm ]
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billypootons wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Yes the fabled 2006 draft. If they had only taken Tyrus Thomas or Sheldan Williams instead.

It gets better. He gave Tyrus Thomas $50 million, 4 years after not drafting him.


he finished 9th in ROY voting. he has less than 1000 followers on twitter

He's got a strong motor

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 3:49 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I'm going to try to line Jordan up so each CFMB member can blow him. I'm not sure what he will charge but I'm negotiating for him to throw in some insults for free.
How you gonna pay him? With the coins you find while riding your bike?

Author:  billypootons [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 4:00 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I'm going to try to line Jordan up so each CFMB member can blow him. I'm not sure what he will charge but I'm negotiating for him to throw in some insults for free.
How you gonna pay him? With the coins you find while riding your bike?


one of the trump super pacs will cover

Author:  Bagels [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 4:09 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
billypootons wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Yes the fabled 2006 draft. If they had only taken Tyrus Thomas or Sheldan Williams instead.

It gets better. He gave Tyrus Thomas $50 million, 4 years after not drafting him.


he finished 9th in ROY voting. he has less than 1000 followers on twitter

He's got a strong motor

:lol:

Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 4:12 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Yes the fabled 2006 draft. If they had only taken Tyrus Thomas or Sheldan Williams instead.

It gets better. He gave Tyrus Thomas $50 million, 4 years after not drafting him.

That's basically the MLE in the NBA, dummy

Author:  Tall Midget [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 4:24 pm ]
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veganfan21 wrote:
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
veganfan21 wrote:
Given his complete post career failure at everything but being a selfish bitch, it's highly unlikely he pulls that kind of scheme off. What's more likely is he'll hire Rod Higgins or Ron Harper or some other friend from back in the day to manage the scheme, then cut ties with him once Harper/Higgins points out some flaws with the plan.

Jordan made something like a 90% return on the sale of the Hornets.

That’s borderline Pelosian returns. He may be the GOAT investor as well.


Yep, right in line with his well deserved rep as a selfish bitch. Did a lot to put the Hornets on the map by finishing 27/30 in team record over his disastrous ownership period with a staggering three playoff appearances and zero series wins ( :lol:)

https://champsorchumps.us/records/most- ... since-2010

Not to mention the constant hiring and firing of old friends instead of searching for actual GM talent, then cutting ties with friends who criticized his shit product. Real alpha.

I get it tho, I get how all you unpaid Jordan LLC interns are triggered by any criticism of your boy. Y'all probably got iconic Jordan moments plastered on your lock screen wallpaper, such as the time when he broke Kerr's eye socket. I get how the Grant/Pippen/Longley tour may ruin the vibe you get when you have your wives whisper stories about Jordan's glory days in your ear as they rock you you to sleep. Whenever the no bull tour is in the news, just find your dedicated safe space in the bowels of the United Center right under the statue. Bring coins along as you toss them around the statue and make your respective wishes.


Yup, we sure are stupid for caring more about the 6 NBA CHAMPIONSHIPS he brought to Chicago than his poor record as owner of the Charlotte Hornets.

Sober up, bitch.

Author:  Bagels [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 4:37 pm ]
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they've had 1 playoff appearance in the last 9 years...yikes
in a league where even the Bulls can back into a play-in game

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 5:11 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Yes the fabled 2006 draft. If they had only taken Tyrus Thomas or Sheldan Williams instead.

It gets better. He gave Tyrus Thomas $50 million, 4 years after not drafting him.

That's basically the MLE in the NBA, dummy

Not 15 years ago

Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 5:24 pm ]
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
Some people don’t know how to take an L.

Shots fired at Vegan!

Author:  Joe Orr Road Rod [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 5:28 pm ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I'm going to try to line Jordan up so each CFMB member can blow him. I'm not sure what he will charge but I'm negotiating for him to throw in some insults for free.


Are you suggesting that Jordan is unworthy of the praise that he receives here and elsewhere? If so, why?


Well, I don't think he's the undisputed "best that ever was, best that ever will be." He was a great basktetball player. There are and have been lots of great basketball players.

I'm suggesting he's closer to being the greatest asshole of all time than he is the greatest basketball player of all time.

Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 5:31 pm ]
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Brick wrote:
vegan is like a sober pittmike.

you might as well compare him to a Yeti.

Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 5:32 pm ]
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RFDC wrote:
Pippen was a great player, one of the best defenders of all time. He was vital to their success.

But he is like a teen age girl constantly upset and crying. It kills him that he could never be the man.

He should be constantly reminded of the 1.8 secs fiasco. Thank goodness for Kukoc.

Disappointed in Grant and Longley. But I am sure they are looking for a payday.

In reality they are still riding Jordans coattails to relevance and money.

Jordan still wins.

Was this meant to be read as a poem?

Author:  RFDC [ Thu Feb 22, 2024 5:32 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I'm going to try to line Jordan up so each CFMB member can blow him. I'm not sure what he will charge but I'm negotiating for him to throw in some insults for free.


Are you suggesting that Jordan is unworthy of the praise that he receives here and elsewhere? If so, why?


Well, I don't think he's the undisputed "best that ever was, best that ever will be." He was a great basktetball player. There are and have been lots of great basketball players.

I'm suggesting he's closer to being the greatest asshole of all time than he is the greatest basketball player of all time.

:lol:

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