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 Post subject: Tim Tebow
PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2016 12:03 am 
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REPORT: Tim Tebow Saves Fan From Seizure After Laying His Hands On Him And Praying


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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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REPORT: Tim Tebow Saves Fan From Seizure After Laying His Hands On Him And Praying


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Awesome.

Bernstein loses. Jesus/Tebow wins.


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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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He sounds like Rasputin

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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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He sounds like Rasputin



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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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Too bad he couldn't save his football career.

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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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This is why God put him in the AFL.


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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
Come on
If you're ready, I'm willing and able
Help me lay my cards out on the table
You're mine and I'm yours for the taking
Right now the rules we've made are meant for breaking
What you get ain't always what you see
But satisfaction is guaranteed
They say what you give is always what you need, whoa whoa
If you want me to lay my hands on you
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
All you gotta do is
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
Now listen up
I'm a fighter, I'm a poet, I'm a preacher
I've been to school and baby I've been the teacher
If you show me how to get up off the ground
I can show you how to fly and never ever come back down
Everything you want is what I need
Your satisfaction is, uh, guaranteed
But the ride don't never ever come for free, no oh oh
If you want me to lay my hands on you
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
All you gotta do is
Lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me, lay your hands on me
Now now now baby
Don't you know I only aim to please?
If you want me to lay my hands on you, whoa whoa whoa
Lay your hands on me (lay on me)
Lay your hands on me (come on, come on, come on)
Lay your hands on me
(Everybody gonna help me now)
Lay your hands on me (I can feel the people sing)
Lay your hands on me (I can feel my heart sing)
Lay your hands on me (if you wanna lay them on baby, come on now)
Whoa oh oh oh oh, whoa oh oh oh oh, lay your hands on me (if you want me to)
Whoa oh oh oh oh (all you got do) whoa oh oh oh oh, lay your hands on me
Remember (lay your hands on me)
Well, move it on (lay your hands on me)
Oh, turn around, yeah (lay your hands on me)
Lay (lay your hands on me)
(Lay your hands on me)
Lay your hands on me

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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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He sounds like Rasputin

<distorted words>


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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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formerlyknownas wrote:
He sounds like Rasputin

<distorted words>

Didn't they kill you yet, Grigori Efimovich?

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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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formerlyknownas wrote:
He sounds like Rasputin


Maybe someone will stab him a dozen times, cut off his dick and throw him in a river

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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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formerlyknownas wrote:
He sounds like Rasputin

<distorted words>

Midge finally made a mult.

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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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The guy lays hands on the dead and brings them back to life and it's still not enough for you guys.

I'm starting to think the people just don't like him.

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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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He sounds like Rasputin

<distorted words>

Oh. My. God.

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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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He sounds like Rasputin

<distorted words>

Midge finally made a mult.


It was a historically inaccurate and cruel attempt at a joke. Poisoning and bludgeoning would have been more accurate, and for the record I actually like Tebow

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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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Which team is this dumbass on. Hopefully not the Saguaros, because that's the team playing Mesa when I am down there in November and am taking my dad to an AFL game.

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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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Love the KLaw!

Ryan: Is it more of an insult to yours and all the scouts at the AFL’s intelligence that Tebow is on the field with baseball players that have a *real* future?


Klaw: I think it’s the biggest insult to the player who didn’t get that roster spot, or whoever’s losing playing time to this stunt.


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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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He sucks at baseball. Now we know!

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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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Tebow finally has a batting average! .067 after smacking (not really but what the hell) a ball to left field for a single. The video of him running to first cracks me up. Atta boy Tim-ay!


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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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i don't think there's ever been this much attention given to a remedial professional athlete...besides frank kaminsky (the third my dear boy).


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 Post subject: Re: Tim Tebow
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He is starting to show his true skill. Game winning hit.

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