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 Post subject: Re: Caller Bob!
PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2017 11:55 am 
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I never did anything to him. I don't know a damn thing about Pulte homes. I'm an observer on this one.

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Senator: Mr. Pentangeli, you are contradicting a sworn statement that you previously made to me and signed. I ask you again sir, you are now under oath, were you at any time a member of a crime organization, headed by Michael Corleone?

Frank: I don't know nothin' about that...I was in the olive oil business with his father, but that was a long time ago, that's all.

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 Post subject: Re: Caller Bob!
PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2017 11:56 am 
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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I never did anything to him. I don't know a damn thing about Pulte homes. I'm an observer on this one.
Yup. This was all Chus.

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 Post subject: Re: Caller Bob!
PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2017 12:02 pm 
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Chus wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I never did anything to him. I don't know a damn thing about Pulte homes. I'm an observer on this one.

Typical...
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Senator: Mr. Pentangeli, you are contradicting a sworn statement that you previously made to me and signed. I ask you again sir, you are now under oath, were you at any time a member of a crime organization, headed by Michael Corleone?

Frank: I don't know nothin' about that...I was in the olive oil business with his father, but that was a long time ago, that's all.


Frank: Look, a bunch of the CFMB guys, they promised me a deal..so I made up a lot of stuff about Pulte Homes, cause that's what they wanted. But, But, it was all lies...Uhh, everything! And I kept saying, Pulte Homes did this, and Pulte Homes did that...so I said..Yeah! Sure!


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 Post subject: Re: Caller Bob!
PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2017 12:16 pm 
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Senator 1: Caller Bob, would you kindly identify for the committee the gentleman sitting to your left.

Tom: I can answer that. His name is denisdman.

Senator 2: Is he related to the builder?

Tom: I believe he is in fact a client.

Senator 1: Will he come forward and be sworn, sir?

Tom: Senator, this man does not understand the common man. He came at his own expense to aid the builder in their time of trouble. He's not under subpoena, and his reputation on this message board is impeccable.

Senator 1: Are you saying that he knows nothing about the quality of these homes?

Tom: To my knowledge, nothing.

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 Post subject: Re: Caller Bob!
PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2017 12:17 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Caller Bob!
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When considering whether something is appropriate/inappropriate, I try to keep in mind pittmike asked Houston Homer if she enjoyed having her asshole tongued.

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 Post subject: Re: Caller Bob!
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Furious Styles wrote:
When considering whether something is appropriate/inappropriate, I try to keep in mind pittmike asked Houston Homer if she enjoyed having her asshole tongued.

:lol: :lol: forgot about that gem

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 Post subject: Re: Caller Bob!
PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2017 12:29 pm 
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What was her answer?


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 Post subject: Re: Caller Bob!
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Furious Styles wrote:
When considering whether something is appropriate/inappropriate, I try to keep in mind pittmike asked Houston Homer if she enjoyed having her asshole tongued.


I believe he used the term "balloon knot".

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 Post subject: Re: Caller Bob!
PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2017 1:06 pm 
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What did she say?

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 Post subject: Re: Caller Bob!
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RFDC wrote:
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When considering whether something is appropriate/inappropriate, I try to keep in mind pittmike asked Houston Homer if she enjoyed having her asshole tongued.

:lol: :lol: forgot about that gem

:lol: his explanation was even better. I forget exactly but something about he thought it was just friendly banter

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 Post subject: Re: Caller Bob!
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well it's best to ask beforehand.

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 Post subject: Re: Caller Bob!
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:lol: :lol: I forgot about that!! He was surprised that HH got pissed off and left.

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 Post subject: Re: Caller Bob!
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well it's best to ask beforehand.


Just go for it. The element of surprise cannot be underestimated.

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 Post subject: Re: Caller Bob!
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Caller Bob wrote:
What was her answer?

You ask too many questions.

Chus wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
well it's best to ask beforehand.


Just go for it. The element of surprise cannot be underestimated.

This man knows.

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 Post subject: Re: Caller Bob!
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Is it possible, much like the movie Split, that Caller Bob is another one of denis' personalities?


i don't think denis has 1 personality let alone 2

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 Post subject: Re: Caller Bob!
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Currently #1 in the board power rankings.

Can we see the rest of that top ten list?


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 Post subject: Re: Caller Bob!
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Ill research and let you guys know if its denis. Probably is.


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 Post subject: Re: Caller Bob!
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Ill research and let you guys know if its denis. Probably is.


I know it's you.

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 Post subject: Re: Caller Bob!
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leashyourkids wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Ill research and let you guys know if its denis. Probably is.


I know it's you.

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