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 Post subject: Kyle Schwarber
PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2017 4:23 pm 
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On with Rose and Millar on Intentional Talk and they start busting his balls about the double error against the Brewers. Schwarber makes a joke about how he wanted to be Jeter so he set up his own flip play and is having a good laugh about what a disaster that play was.

Is this guy ever an asshole? Everything about him seems genuine. Hard not to root for this guy.


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 Post subject: Re: Kyle Schwarber
PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2017 4:25 pm 
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Hockey Gay wrote:
Hard not to root for this guy.

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I'm done with Schwarber. This guy fucking sucks.


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 Post subject: Re: Kyle Schwarber
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Just because he sucks doesn't mean I don't root for his success.


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 Post subject: Re: Kyle Schwarber
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You said you were "done with him"?


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 Post subject: Re: Kyle Schwarber
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Yea, he needs to go to the AL so he can DH or maybe someone can stick him him at first. He's gonna get hurt again in the outfield.


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 Post subject: Re: Kyle Schwarber
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 Post subject: Re: Kyle Schwarber
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Seems like a dbag.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Seems like a dbag.

Gay or Schwarber?


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Matches Malone wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Seems like a dbag.

Gay or Schwarber?

Yes.

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 Post subject: Re: Kyle Schwarber
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Just because he sucks doesn't mean I don't root for his success.


That's how I feel about Trump.

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 Post subject: Re: Kyle Schwarber
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He's a negative WAR this year so I'm happy with him this year. :lol:

Keep putting him on the field, just have Benny Hill music play.

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 Post subject: Re: Kyle Schwarber
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Now if they could make a cereal that causes you to fall down immediately after you eat a bowl of it, that would be the kind to label "Schwarb-O's"

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 Post subject: Re: Kyle Schwarber
PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2017 11:52 am 
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I have 2 slash lines, please tell me which one is an average Adam Dunn season with the Sox and which one is Kyle Schwarber's projected 162 game season per Baseball Reference

.219 .335 .763
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.219 .320 .762

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 Post subject: Re: Kyle Schwarber
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Schwarber's batting line looks like Rizzo's second year with the Cub. Rizzo was awful and everyone said he was a bust, but he turned it around. I do believe that Schwarber will be an impact hitter in this league. I also believe that he will never be a serviceable defender.

His bat will help hide his defense, but with him hitting so poorly this season, he is taking a beating.


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 Post subject: Re: Kyle Schwarber
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I do believe that Schwarber will be an impact hitter in this league.


Where is the evidence to support such a conclusion? It's really no different than saying I believe Avi Garcia will be an impact hitter and that would be ridiculed by MANY.

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 Post subject: Re: Kyle Schwarber
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Big Chicagoan wrote:
I do believe that Schwarber will be an impact hitter in this league.


Where is the evidence to support such a conclusion? It's really no different than saying I believe Avi Garcia will be an impact hitter and that would be ridiculed by MANY.



It's a belief. An opinion. I don't need any "proof". The proof will be in the pudding over the next couple years.

If you believe in Avi, then what do you care if you get ridiculed?


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 Post subject: Re: Kyle Schwarber
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Big Chicagoan wrote:
Schwarber's batting line looks like Rizzo's second year with the Cub. Rizzo was awful and everyone said he was a bust, but he turned it around. I do believe that Schwarber will be an impact hitter in this league. I also believe that he will never be a serviceable defender.

His bat will help hide his defense, but with him hitting so poorly this season, he is taking a beating.


Did he turn back the other way this year?

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 Post subject: Re: Kyle Schwarber
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Big Chicagoan wrote:
Schwarber's batting line looks like Rizzo's second year with the Cub. Rizzo was awful and everyone said he was a bust, but he turned it around. I do believe that Schwarber will be an impact hitter in this league. I also believe that he will never be a serviceable defender.

His bat will help hide his defense, but with him hitting so poorly this season, he is taking a beating.


Did he turn back the other way this year?

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 Post subject: Re: Kyle Schwarber
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Schwarber looks like a clueless oaf whose parlor trick is that he occasionally hits a ball 450 feet.

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 Post subject: Re: Kyle Schwarber
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Big Chicagoan wrote:
I do believe that Schwarber will be an impact hitter in this league.


Where is the evidence to support such a conclusion? It's really no different than saying I believe Avi Garcia will be an impact hitter and that would be ridiculed by MANY.

Poor analogy. Avi is great. Schwarber sucks.

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 Post subject: Re: Kyle Schwarber
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Schwarber looks like a clueless oaf whose parlor trick is that he occasionally hits a ball 450 feet.

Best sports post I've seen you make.

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 Post subject: Re: Kyle Schwarber
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Curious Hair wrote:
Schwarber looks like a clueless oaf whose parlor trick is that he occasionally hits a ball 450 feet.

^this, plus he's a fucking Hoosier

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 Post subject: Re: Kyle Schwarber
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He's back, baby!

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 Post subject: Re: Kyle Schwarber
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He's back, baby!


I tell you what, I hope Kyle gets fuckin' hotter than shit just to stuff it up them three fuckin' people that show up to bash him on this forum every fuckin' day. Because if they're the real Chicago fuckin' fans, they can kiss my fuckin' ass, right Downtown, and print it!


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