http://deadspin.com/willson-contreras-s ... 1800663882

Apologies if this has been posted elsewhere, didn't feel like looking.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Everyone is sharing DMs these days . Nothing sacred anymore

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Did he bang her?

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Not yet. But if he keeps messaging her "hi good morning" every few weeks, I'm sure it'll eventually work

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

what is DMing?

Not sure but can't blame him for trying .

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Seems like something HawaiiYou would (minus the crack).

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Good Lord, I'd love to be 20 again.

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Or a professional athlete

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

wow there are muslim porno stars now? What the fuck is she doing here, give her to Isis and we win the war tomorrow.

Not worth it

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

so DM had replaced PM? I just got use to PM, shit. the internets move so fast.

nope. looked at the picture. while it was visually stimulating didn't feel anything down where it counts. it's been years. maybe ill go see a doctor but really no need to right now.

Don't worry, buddy. We all struggle with basic contextual clues and inference.

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BM'ing. Just a trendy way to say taking a shit.

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HawaiiVarys

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Dont blame him one bit.

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Allah Akbar!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Are professional athletes really that hard up these days that they have to stalk porn stars?

She's hot but he could walk down Clark 81+ times per year and pick up that quality without having to put forth any effort.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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- Henry George

They're saying he was hacked which is a hilariously terrible lie. He tweeted about going to the MRI amidst the hack?

Agreed. He's doing it wrong.

She's Lebanese, and like 50% of Lebanon is (was) Maronite Christian. She could be Muslim I dont know, I think they have rules about getting slammed on camera though. There's a million and a half drop dead gorgeous Christian girls from Lebanon/Algeria/Tunisia/Morocco/Syria wandering around Toulouse and PACA. Totally westernized, second generation. They put Mia Khalifa's fake tits to shame.

'sup

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same probability you'll catch something; but easy come easy go...

And of course .....

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

This.

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