Awesome. It also comes with tunes for reflective meditation.
It comes with a charging cable.

And an ear Jack when I want to wonder bible without bothering the unsaved jerks.

And if you order a wonder bible, you get a free wonder bible for a small fee and shipping. I mean it's free! And the fee and shipping but free. Cool. That's the Word for free (and a fee. And shipping)

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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Website looks like it's from 1996. I can dig it.

https://www.wonderbible.com/

It's not a bad angle. I've read the entire bible cover to cover. Outside of Job, it's not great. Listening has to make it more palatable.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Do you want to go to mass with me? And then out to breakfast?



Love you!

What if it was read by Bill Walton? Could you listen to it that way? I'd get irritated by Ruth.

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I could listen to Bill Walton read the phone book. It would be the greatest reading SINCE THE ADVENT OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION MY FRIENDS!"

Who's Ruth?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Who's Ruth?
Sounds like someone needs to wonder bible.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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Delightful.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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With the purchase of one wonder bible, you get a seacrest approved sense of superiority free!*






*plus shipping and handling and snark.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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linny tuck and Ming Ming too.were the wonder pets and we'll save you. Wonder pets, wonder pets we're on our way....

What's gonna work team work what's gonna work team work !

If Jesus had flex seal maybe that spear wouldn't have finished him.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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The reflex is the lonely child...

Merlot?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

The spear didn't finish Him, He was already dead.

Heyyyyyy ... miss a little, miss a lot

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Wonder bible! Wonder bible!
See what Jesus Christ can do
Turn water into wine!
Walk on a sea of brine!
Not bad for a weird old joo!

Wonder bible! Wonder bible!
See what old Moses can do!
Melt a golden calf!
Smash the tablets in half!
Wear sandals instead of shoes!

Wonder bible! Wonder bible!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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No. Listen to darko

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I'd forgotten how daffy this place gets in the later hours

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I'd love it if noisy and reason showed up.

Leviticus would not approve of country cocksucking.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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They're reaping the benefits of their c-pap mask Christmas gifts right about now If I had to guess.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Maybe in dolphin tipsy after A holiday party?

Can we just label these threads containing circle jerks from now on?

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Merlot? I've never heard of it. Did they just invent it?

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This thread vexes you?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

You can listen to the Bible for free on your cell phone. Search Bible Gateway on Google and then click on the speaker icon on the Bible Gateway website after you select a Bible book and chapter. You can listen to continuous play or even download individual chapters to MP3 for free.

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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.

Numbers
Deuteronomy
Job

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Surprised that some of you heathens read the Bible.

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What does the talking snake sound like?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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