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Author:  Darkside [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:03 am ]
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Awesome. It also comes with tunes for reflective meditation.
It comes with a charging cable.

And an ear Jack when I want to wonder bible without bothering the unsaved jerks.

And if you order a wonder bible, you get a free wonder bible for a small fee and shipping. I mean it's free! And the fee and shipping but free. Cool. That's the Word for free (and a fee. And shipping)

Author:  FavreFan [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:07 am ]
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Website looks like it's from 1996. I can dig it.

https://www.wonderbible.com/

It's not a bad angle. I've read the entire bible cover to cover. Outside of Job, it's not great. Listening has to make it more palatable.

Author:  Spaulding [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:09 am ]
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Do you want to go to mass with me? And then out to breakfast?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Love you!

Author:  Darkside [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:11 am ]
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FavreFan wrote:
Website looks like it's from 1996. I can dig it.

https://www.wonderbible.com/

It's not a bad angle. I've read the entire bible cover to cover. Outside of Job, it's not great. Listening has to make it more palatable.

What if it was read by Bill Walton? Could you listen to it that way? I'd get irritated by Ruth.

Author:  FavreFan [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:12 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
Website looks like it's from 1996. I can dig it.

https://www.wonderbible.com/

It's not a bad angle. I've read the entire bible cover to cover. Outside of Job, it's not great. Listening has to make it more palatable.

What if it was read by Bill Walton? Could you listen to it that way? I'd get irritated by Ruth.

I could listen to Bill Walton read the phone book. It would be the greatest reading SINCE THE ADVENT OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION MY FRIENDS!"

Who's Ruth?

Author:  Darkside [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:13 am ]
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FavreFan wrote:
Darkside wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
Website looks like it's from 1996. I can dig it.

https://www.wonderbible.com/

It's not a bad angle. I've read the entire bible cover to cover. Outside of Job, it's not great. Listening has to make it more palatable.

What if it was read by Bill Walton? Could you listen to it that way? I'd get irritated by Ruth.

I could listen to Bill Walton read the phone book. It would be the greatest reading SINCE THE ADVENT OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION MY FRIENDS!"

Who's Ruth?

Who's Ruth?
Sounds like someone needs to wonder bible.

Author:  Darkside [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:13 am ]
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Spaulding wrote:
Do you want to go to mass with me? And then out to breakfast?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Love you!

Delightful.

Author:  Darkside [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:18 am ]
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With the purchase of one wonder bible, you get a seacrest approved sense of superiority free!*






*plus shipping and handling and snark.

Author:  Spaulding [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:18 am ]
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linny tuck and Ming Ming too.were the wonder pets and we'll save you. Wonder pets, wonder pets we're on our way....

Author:  Spaulding [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:20 am ]
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What's gonna work team work what's gonna work team work !

Author:  Darkside [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:21 am ]
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If Jesus had flex seal maybe that spear wouldn't have finished him.

Author:  Spaulding [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:23 am ]
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The reflex is the lonely child...

Author:  Darkside [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:24 am ]
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Merlot?

Author:  Regular Reader [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:32 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
Darkside wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
Website looks like it's from 1996. I can dig it.

https://www.wonderbible.com/

It's not a bad angle. I've read the entire bible cover to cover. Outside of Job, it's not great. Listening has to make it more palatable.

What if it was read by Bill Walton? Could you listen to it that way? I'd get irritated by Ruth.

I could listen to Bill Walton read the phone book. It would be the greatest reading SINCE THE ADVENT OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION MY FRIENDS!"

Who's Ruth?

Who's Ruth?
Sounds like someone needs to wonder bible.

:lol:

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 1:03 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
If Jesus had flex seal maybe that spear wouldn't have finished him.

The spear didn't finish Him, He was already dead.

Heyyyyyy ... miss a little, miss a lot

Author:  Darkside [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 1:05 am ]
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Wonder bible! Wonder bible!
See what Jesus Christ can do
Turn water into wine!
Walk on a sea of brine!
Not bad for a weird old joo!

Wonder bible! Wonder bible!
See what old Moses can do!
Melt a golden calf!
Smash the tablets in half!
Wear sandals instead of shoes!

Wonder bible! Wonder bible!

Author:  Darkside [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 1:06 am ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Darkside wrote:
If Jesus had flex seal maybe that spear wouldn't have finished him.

The spear didn't finish Him, He was already dead.

Heyyyyyy ... miss a little, miss a lot

No. Listen to darko

Author:  Regular Reader [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 1:08 am ]
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:lol: :lol:

I'd forgotten how daffy this place gets in the later hours

Author:  Spaulding [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 1:10 am ]
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I'd love it if noisy and reason showed up.

Author:  Darkside [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 1:10 am ]
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Spaulding wrote:
I'd love it if noisy and reason showed up.

Leviticus would not approve of country cocksucking.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 1:13 am ]
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Spaulding wrote:
I'd love it if noisy and reason showed up.


They're reaping the benefits of their c-pap mask Christmas gifts right about now If I had to guess.

Author:  Spaulding [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 1:15 am ]
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Maybe in dolphin tipsy after A holiday party?

Author:  Douchebag [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 8:09 am ]
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Can we just label these threads containing circle jerks from now on?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 8:47 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
Merlot?
Merlot? I've never heard of it. Did they just invent it?

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 8:50 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Can we just label these threads containing circle jerks from now on?

This thread vexes you?

Author:  Drake LaRrieta [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:11 am ]
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You can listen to the Bible for free on your cell phone. Search Bible Gateway on Google and then click on the speaker icon on the Bible Gateway website after you select a Bible book and chapter. You can listen to continuous play or even download individual chapters to MP3 for free.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:23 am ]
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Numbers
Deuteronomy
Job

Author:  spmack [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:25 am ]
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Surprised that some of you heathens read the Bible.

Author:  Brick [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:32 am ]
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What does the talking snake sound like?

Author:  GoldenJet [ Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:41 am ]
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Quote:
an amazing value and small price to pay for unfettered access to the spoken Word of the Lord

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