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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:33 pm 
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Why the fuck do you need an "emotional support hamster"

It's fucking rat...

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c ... 71069.html

Spirit is the worst airline in existence, but this is worthy of a shoutout.

Also, why the heck did she flush the hamster? She literally could've gone and released it or something.

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 Post subject: Re: Spirit Airlines
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Before Belen Aldecosea flew home from from college to South Florida, she twice called Spirit Airlines to ensure she could bring along a special guest: Pebbles, her pet dwarf hamster. No problem, the airline told her.
If this is true, than this should be a DBag nomination

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Why the fuck do you need an "emotional support hamster"
Not relevant. If the airlines told her that she could bring the hamster on board, then it doesn't matter if its a pet, service dog, or an emotional support animal.

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 Post subject: Re: Spirit Airlines
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Before Belen Aldecosea flew home from from college to South Florida, she twice called Spirit Airlines to ensure she could bring along a special guest: Pebbles, her pet dwarf hamster. No problem, the airline told her.
If this is true, than this should be a DBag nomination

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Why the fuck do you need an "emotional support hamster"
Not relevant. If the airlines told her that she could bring the hamster on board, then it doesn't matter if its a pet, service dog, or an emotional support animal.

Nah, the airline did everyone else a service here.

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 Post subject: Re: Spirit Airlines
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no fucking pets in the cabin,it is bad enough people are bringing those huge ass baby strollers. So we are going to what allow a fucking un-caged bird flying around? a pit bull who decides he does not want to be petted today or even dare I say:\
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no fucking pets in the cabin,it is bad enough people are bringing those huge ass baby strollers. So we are going to what allow a fucking un-caged bird flying around? a pit bull who decides he does not want to be petted today or even dare I say:\
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Baby strollers are perfectly fine, they get gate checked when you board.

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 Post subject: Re: Spirit Airlines
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Nah, the airline did everyone else a service here.
Actually it is the exact opposite. They did this passenger a huge disservice. Just because you don't like the 'emotional support animal' tag, doesn't mean that Spirit is in the right.

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the problem is they are time and space intensive. get like 5-6 on a flight and it fucks everything up

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 Post subject: Re: Spirit Airlines
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Nah, the airline did everyone else a service here.
Actually it is the exact opposite. They did this passenger a huge disservice. Just because you don't like the 'emotional support animal' tag, doesn't mean that Spirit is in the right.

she literally could have taken a bus and was also offered the option of checking the rat into the cargo hold. She had multiple options here and was a moron who flushed it down the toilet.

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 Post subject: Re: Spirit Airlines
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does anyone else notice it was her RETURN flight. How did the rodent get down there?

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does anyone else notice it was her RETURN flight. How did the rodent get down there?

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chaspoppcap wrote:
does anyone else notice it was her RETURN flight. How did the rodent get down there?


Richard Gere style...

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 Post subject: Re: Spirit Airlines
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she literally could have taken a bus and was also offered the option of checking the rat into the cargo hold. She had multiple options here and was a moron who flushed it down the toilet.
All irrelevant.

She was literally told by Spirit that it was OK to bring the animal on board.

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 Post subject: Re: Spirit Airlines
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chaspoppcap wrote:
does anyone else notice it was her RETURN flight. How did the rodent get down there?


Richard Gere style...

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 Post subject: Re: Spirit Airlines
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
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she literally could have taken a bus and was also offered the option of checking the rat into the cargo hold. She had multiple options here and was a moron who flushed it down the toilet.
All irrelevant.

She was literally told by Spirit that it was OK to bring the animal on board.

and she could do so, in the Class C cargo compartment, which is pressurized and temperature controlled. She was offered that option and still flushed the hamster down a toilet.

How the fuck does someone this stupid get into college? That's what I'm wondering. :lol:

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
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she literally could have taken a bus and was also offered the option of checking the rat into the cargo hold. She had multiple options here and was a moron who flushed it down the toilet.
All irrelevant.

She was literally told by Spirit that it was OK to bring the animal on board.


I want proof not some nutjob word who wanted to get a rat on a plane then when told no flushed it. If it was an empotional support pet when she flushed it would she not have been too distraught to fly?

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 Post subject: Re: Spirit Airlines
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
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Nah, the airline did everyone else a service here.
Actually it is the exact opposite. They did this passenger a huge disservice. Just because you don't like the 'emotional support animal' tag, doesn't mean that Spirit is in the right.



Listen to Frank! He'd have us flying pantsless surrounded by Old McDonald's farm. It's a fucking airplane. Not Noah's ark.

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chaspoppcap wrote:
does anyone else notice it was her RETURN flight. How did the rodent get down there?


Richard Gere style...

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she seems like the type who would have bad sex and then claim sexual assault


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Nah, the airline did everyone else a service here.
Actually it is the exact opposite. They did this passenger a huge disservice. Just because you don't like the 'emotional support animal' tag, doesn't mean that Spirit is in the right.



Listen to Frank! He'd have us flying pantsless surrounded by Old McDonald's farm. It's a fucking airplane. Not Noah's ark.


What if they were all wearing sport coats?

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Spirit is the worst airline in existence and I have no doubt that the chucklefucks who work there would tell a girl to kill her pet. Who even flushes a live hamster down a toilet? That's what you do with dead fish. What a sociopath.

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must have been a heavy duty toilet to be able to flush a hamster

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CAN YOU EAT 1.5lbs OF FLUSHED SEWAGE NUGETS ???

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Spirit is the worst airline in existence and I have no doubt that the chucklefucks who work there would tell a girl to kill her pet. Who even flushes a live hamster down a toilet? That's what you do with dead fish. What a sociopath.

I think the type of person who needs an emotional support hamster probably is not right in the head to begin with.

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Yea ultimately it wasn't Spirit Airlines who flushed this animal down the toilet. Fuck is wrong with this lady?


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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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Nah, the airline did everyone else a service here.
Actually it is the exact opposite. They did this passenger a huge disservice. Just because you don't like the 'emotional support animal' tag, doesn't mean that Spirit is in the right.



Listen to Frank! He'd have us flying pantsless surrounded by Old McDonald's farm. It's a fucking airplane. Not Noah's ark.


What if they were all wearing sport coats?



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I'd rather be flushed down the toilet than fly Spirit.

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I'd rather be flushed down the toilet than fly Spirit.

Yup.

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I'd rather be flushed down the toilet than fly Spirit.



One thing I like about Spirit is the seats don't recline so I don't have some lanky motherfucker in my lap all the way to Vegas.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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I'd rather be flushed down the toilet than fly Spirit.



One thing I like about Spirit is the seats don't recline so I don't have some lanky motherfucker in my lap all the way to Vegas.

Same with Ryanair. I wish more airlines adopted it and not just cheap shit grifters.

Though Ryanair is much much much better than Spirit.


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