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I'll be eating magic gummies tonight and talking with obese ladies on dating apps. It's all shit! Have a good day guys!


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I have never understood the attention need some adults have to notify others of their birthday. Pretty much after you turn 21 people should just ignore birthdays.

But if it is any consolation Hawaii, you make all of us miserable as well.

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I have never understood the attention need some adults have to notify others of their birthday. Pretty much after you turn 21 people should just ignore birthdays.

But if it is any consolation Hawaii, you make all of us miserable as well.

Have an awful birthday!


I'm not Hawaii though. Look at our ip addresses. Boo ya!


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I'll be eating magic gummies tonight and talking with obese ladies on dating apps. It's all shit! Have a good day guys!


I recommend dating a woman of the age you want to be as long as you don’t “Wander” to an under age girl.

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I'll be eating magic gummies tonight and talking with obese ladies on dating apps. It's all shit! Have a good day guys!



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Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing.

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I'll be eating magic gummies tonight and talking with obese ladies on dating apps. It's all shit! Have a good day guys!


I recommend dating a woman of the age you want to be as long as you don’t “Wander” to an under age girl.

That's one option. Finding a woman who's attractive, fun, trustworthy, has your back, and has managed to not bring a lot of baggage......it's a needle in a haystack. I'm just not going to compromise. I don't have to compromise. I got divorced at 42 and dated them all. Younger, my age, christians, of color, big tits, it didn't matter. Nothing ever lasted more than 6 months. It's why I love Nas' 'biological women' bit. Comedy rings true. I say this without malice. Mankind would be extinct if not for men's insatiable sex drive.


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I'll be eating magic gummies tonight and talking with obese ladies on dating apps. It's all shit! Have a good day guys!

:lol:

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I have never understood the attention need some adults have to notify others of their birthday. Pretty much after you turn 21 people should just ignore birthdays.

But if it is any consolation Hawaii, you make all of us miserable as well.

Have an awful birthday!


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blackhawksfan wrote:
I'll be eating magic gummies tonight and talking with obese ladies on dating apps. It's all shit! Have a good day guys!


I recommend dating a woman of the age you want to be as long as you don’t “Wander” to an under age girl.

That's one option. Finding a woman who's attractive, fun, trustworthy, has your back, and has managed to not bring a lot of baggage......it's a needle in a haystack. I'm just not going to compromise. I don't have to compromise. I got divorced at 42 and dated them all. Younger, my age, christians, of color, big tits, it didn't matter. Nothing ever lasted more than 6 months. It's why I love Nas' 'biological women' bit. Comedy rings true. I say this without malice. Mankind would be extinct if not for men's insatiable sex drive.

But you have to compromise a bit to be in a relationship or you are going to die alone. I spent my 40's jumping from one girl to the next. Sure the random sex with different girls was fun. So was having all the free time I wanted to do whatever I pleased. But then I realized if I keep this up eventually time will run out and all that free time will be spent alone in a nursing home. I've come to change my thinking to life is better if you share it with someone. Sure it requires a bit of sacrifice, but I am much happier now being in a relationship.

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Sure the random sex with different girls was fun. So was having all the free time I wanted to do whatever I pleased.


yea way to give all that up


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Nardi wrote:
denisdman wrote:
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I'll be eating magic gummies tonight and talking with obese ladies on dating apps. It's all shit! Have a good day guys!


I recommend dating a woman of the age you want to be as long as you don’t “Wander” to an under age girl.

That's one option. Finding a woman who's attractive, fun, trustworthy, has your back, and has managed to not bring a lot of baggage......it's a needle in a haystack. I'm just not going to compromise. I don't have to compromise. I got divorced at 42 and dated them all. Younger, my age, christians, of color, big tits, it didn't matter. Nothing ever lasted more than 6 months. It's why I love Nas' 'biological women' bit. Comedy rings true. I say this without malice. Mankind would be extinct if not for men's insatiable sex drive.

But you have to compromise a bit to be in a relationship or you are going to die alone. I spent my 40's jumping from one girl to the next. Sure the random sex with different girls was fun. So was having all the free time I wanted to do whatever I pleased. But then I realized if I keep this up eventually time will run out and all that free time will be spent alone in a nursing home. I've come to change my thinking to life is better if you share it with someone. Sure it requires a bit of sacrifice, but I am much happier now being in a relationship.

A bit, a lot, it's subjective. Been divorced over 20 years now. There are workarounds.


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Sure the random sex with different girls was fun. So was having all the free time I wanted to do whatever I pleased.


yea way to give all that up

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And this dying alone thing? That's pure fear. 1) everyone dies alone. No one is going with you. B) Dying is just another moment in time. I'm completely at ease with my mortality, or at as ease as possible a mortal can be.


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And this dying alone thing? That's pure fear. 1) everyone dies alone. No one is going with you. B) Dying is just another moment in time. I'm completely at ease with my mortality, or at as ease as possible a mortal can be.

I don't necessarily mean the exact moment of death. I'm talking more about the last year or two of life. I don't have kids so maybe it's a little different for me.

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blackhawksfan wrote:
I'll be eating magic gummies tonight and talking with obese ladies on dating apps. It's all shit! Have a good day guys!


I recommend dating a woman of the age you want to be as long as you don’t “Wander” to an under age girl.

That's one option. Finding a woman who's attractive, fun, trustworthy, has your back, and has managed to not bring a lot of baggage......it's a needle in a haystack. I'm just not going to compromise. I don't have to compromise. I got divorced at 42 and dated them all. Younger, my age, christians, of color, big tits, it didn't matter. Nothing ever lasted more than 6 months. It's why I love Nas' 'biological women' bit. Comedy rings true. I say this without malice. Mankind would be extinct if not for men's insatiable sex drive.


:lol: :lol: :lol: My guy!

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42 is easy. The body starts to really break down as you approach 50

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42 is easy. The body starts to really break down as you approach 50

It truly is unbelievable, I can't believe all of the shit that has happened.

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Franky T wrote:
Nardi wrote:
denisdman wrote:
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I'll be eating magic gummies tonight and talking with obese ladies on dating apps. It's all shit! Have a good day guys!


I recommend dating a woman of the age you want to be as long as you don’t “Wander” to an under age girl.

That's one option. Finding a woman who's attractive, fun, trustworthy, has your back, and has managed to not bring a lot of baggage......it's a needle in a haystack. I'm just not going to compromise. I don't have to compromise. I got divorced at 42 and dated them all. Younger, my age, christians, of color, big tits, it didn't matter. Nothing ever lasted more than 6 months. It's why I love Nas' 'biological women' bit. Comedy rings true. I say this without malice. Mankind would be extinct if not for men's insatiable sex drive.

But you have to compromise a bit to be in a relationship or you are going to die alone. I spent my 40's jumping from one girl to the next. Sure the random sex with different girls was fun. So was having all the free time I wanted to do whatever I pleased. But then I realized if I keep this up eventually time will run out and all that free time will be spent alone in a nursing home. I've come to change my thinking to life is better if you share it with someone. Sure it requires a bit of sacrifice, but I am much happier now being in a relationship.


There's no such thing as a 50/50 compromise. We all instinctively want 51% or more. Collaboration is fine, but I can understand how there comes a point in time where "compromising" with a biological woman is pointless. It appears to be around the time the kids become adults.

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I'm built to last.

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Nas wrote:
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I'm built to last.

You better be with one just starting in Kindergarten. :lol:

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I'm built to last.

You better be with one just starting in Kindergarten. :lol:


Lol, my gf’s twins start first grade next month!

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Nas wrote:
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I'm built to last.

You better be with one just starting in Kindergarten. :lol:


:lol: :lol: It's first grade! Just 12 more years to go.

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Little Man didn't look to pleased in the picture I saw. Damn he is your Mini Me.

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Nas wrote:
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I'm built to last.

I thought you were black.


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Little Man didn't look to pleased in the picture I saw. Damn he is your Mini Me.


I wouldn't encourage anyone to start over later in life, but I'm enjoying this process far more than I did the first time around. I don't think I could love anything or anyone more. Besides, he's already smarter than me, so I just have to pretty much put food in front of him.

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Little Man didn't look to pleased in the picture I saw. Damn he is your Mini Me.


I wouldn't encourage anyone to start over later in life, but I'm enjoying this process far more than I did the first time around. I don't think I could love anything or anyone more. Besides, he's already smarter than me, so I just have to pretty much put food in front of him.

Yeah, dummy, they're called grandkids.


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