I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

She's a solid 6. Relax Ralphie

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Wasn't the story that he met her on a dating app?

How did Kylie and Jason Kelce meet?

Kylie Kelce made her debut on Jason and brother Travis Kelce's joint podcast "New Heights" in September 2023 and shared their relationship origins.

The couple met on Tinder. Kylie Kelce said she didn't know who Kelce was, since none of his pictures had photos from the Philadelphia Eagles.

"Well, his profile at the time was something to the effect of; I want to have deep meaningful conversations and talk about getting married and having kids or something like that," she said.

They swiped right and made plans to meet up at a bar. Their first date admittedly didn't go according to plan, Kyle Kelce said, after Jason Kelce got a bit too tipsy.

"You fell asleep 45 minutes after I got there on the bar table because he was too drunk," she said.

"Not a good first date," Jason Kelce replied. Still, he knew what was in front of him: "(I) got a little bit too inebriated, but I was sober enough to know it was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen in my life. It was love at first sight," he said.

In 2015, Kylie Kelce shared a photo of them with the caption, "Thank goodness you swiped right."

Because you are stupid, maybe read some books educate yourself.

We walk, talk, and won't shit our pants

She had no idea who he was because he wasn’t in an Eagles uniform at all times.

She totally would’ve tolerated any other giant fat guy getting hammered and falling asleep at the bar on their first date.

Forget Taylor Swift and especially forget that attention whore Brittany Mahomes. Kylie Kelce is where it is at!!! She looks better than either one and does not try to jump in the spot light at every second of every game!

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.