Jordan made something like a 90% return on the sale of the Hornets.

That’s borderline Pelosian returns. He may be the GOAT investor as well.

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All while he golfed and gambled all day and Nike continued to write him $100 million checks yearly anyways.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I'm going to try to line Jordan up so each CFMB member can blow him. I'm not sure what he will charge but I'm negotiating for him to throw in some insults for free.

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His mind is not for rent to any God or government.

that "tour" doesnt exist today without MJ.

maybe omer, luol, and taj will do a tour in 20 years to talk about how they lost 4-1 to lebron, i'll reserve my tickets now

Another dumbass Vegan take....

You think he’d go for it?

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It was Horace. He's a terrible liar.

Are you suggesting that Jordan is unworthy of the praise that he receives here and elsewhere? If so, why?

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Yep, right in line with his well deserved rep as a selfish bitch. Did a lot to put the Hornets on the map by finishing 27/30 in team record over his disastrous ownership period with a staggering three playoff appearances and zero series wins ( )

https://champsorchumps.us/records/most- ... since-2010

Not to mention the constant hiring and firing of old friends instead of searching for actual GM talent, then cutting ties with friends who criticized his shit product. Real alpha.

I get it tho, I get how all you unpaid Jordan LLC interns are triggered by any criticism of your boy. Y'all probably got iconic Jordan moments plastered on your lock screen wallpaper, such as the time when he broke Kerr's eye socket. I get how the Grant/Pippen/Longley tour may ruin the vibe you get when you have your wives whisper stories about Jordan's glory days in your ear as they rock you you to sleep. Whenever the no bull tour is in the news, just find your dedicated safe space in the bowels of the United Center right under the statue. Bring coins along as you toss them around the statue and make your respective wishes.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

vegan is like a sober pittmike.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

What's your favorite Charlotte Hornets memory? Mine is the Adam Morrison era. Great pick.

https://www.si.com/nba/2023/06/23/micha ... -henderson

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Probably the Mourning/Larry Johnson years, don't forget Muggsy.

Shoot it, you midget
-Michael Jordan

Yes the fabled 2006 draft. If they had only taken Tyrus Thomas or Sheldan Williams instead.

It gets better. He gave Tyrus Thomas $50 million, 4 years after not drafting him.

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he finished 9th in ROY voting. he has less than 1000 followers on twitter

He's got a strong motor

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How you gonna pay him? With the coins you find while riding your bike?

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one of the trump super pacs will cover

That's basically the MLE in the NBA, dummy

Yup, we sure are stupid for caring more about the 6 NBA CHAMPIONSHIPS he brought to Chicago than his poor record as owner of the Charlotte Hornets.

Sober up, bitch.

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they've had 1 playoff appearance in the last 9 years...yikes
in a league where even the Bulls can back into a play-in game

Not 15 years ago

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Shots fired at Vegan!

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If we nominate Trump we will get destroyed & we'll deserve it.- L Graham
I’m going to enforce all laws concerning the protection of classified information. No one will be above the law.- DJT 2016
MAY THEY ROT IN HELL. AGAIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS!- DJT 12/25/23

Well, I don't think he's the undisputed "best that ever was, best that ever will be." He was a great basktetball player. There are and have been lots of great basketball players.

I'm suggesting he's closer to being the greatest asshole of all time than he is the greatest basketball player of all time.

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His mind is not for rent to any God or government.

you might as well compare him to a Yeti.

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If we nominate Trump we will get destroyed & we'll deserve it.- L Graham
I’m going to enforce all laws concerning the protection of classified information. No one will be above the law.- DJT 2016
MAY THEY ROT IN HELL. AGAIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS!- DJT 12/25/23

Was this meant to be read as a poem?

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If we nominate Trump we will get destroyed & we'll deserve it.- L Graham
I’m going to enforce all laws concerning the protection of classified information. No one will be above the law.- DJT 2016
MAY THEY ROT IN HELL. AGAIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS!- DJT 12/25/23

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."