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Author:  Brick [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:45 am ]
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Putting a spoiler on a car doesn't hide that it's a grandma car.

At least they call it a station wagon like it really is.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:46 am ]
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Author:  MxdCookie [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:49 am ]
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To me it seems more like a college kids car. But then you grow up and get a real car.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:51 am ]
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Station Wagons have come a long way since the wood panel days

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:52 am ]
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I just find the majority of hatchbacks unattractive.


1-luv, IMU. :)

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:54 am ]
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Hatchbacks are not comfortable to ride in if you're over 5'10"

Author:  Brick [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:56 am ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
No other car gives you the same amount of maneuverability and control...the same amount of acceleration...yet doesn't sacrifice interior space or storage capacity. Convenience of an SUV without being slow, having terrible gas mileage, and being too big.
:lol: Elmhurst Steve unintentional comedy vibe.

Author:  Bagels [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:58 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Station Wagons have come a long way since the wood panel days


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Author:  Bagels [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:59 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
immessedup17 wrote:
No other car gives you the same amount of maneuverability and control...the same amount of acceleration...yet doesn't sacrifice interior space or storage capacity. Convenience of an SUV without being slow, having terrible gas mileage, and being too big.
:lol: Elmhurst Steve unintentional comedy vibe.


sounds more like Bob Barker to me

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:06 am ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
yet doesn't sacrifice interior space or storage capacity.

Obviously you do not drive with guitars, amps, or golf clubs very often. And if you do, you certainly cannot have more than 1 person in the car with you.

Author:  Brick [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:07 am ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
I'm only 5'11", but I have extremely long legs
:lol:

Author:  Brick [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:09 am ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
immessedup17 wrote:
I'm only 5'11", but I have extremely long legs
:lol:

You wouldn't laugh if you saw me.
I don't think I could stop laughing if I saw you.

Author:  MxdCookie [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:10 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
immessedup17 wrote:
I'm only 5'11", but I have extremely long legs
:lol:

You wouldn't laugh if you saw me.[/quote]


:shock:

:lol:

Author:  Brick [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:14 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I don't think I could stop laughing if I saw you.
This came off a little mean. It was in reference to imagining 5'11 IMU stepping out of his car with his spider legs and saying to me "Do you like my hot hatch?".

IMU in a normal situation is probably cool.

Author:  MxdCookie [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:18 am ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
immessedup17 wrote:
yet doesn't sacrifice interior space or storage capacity.

Obviously you do not drive with guitars, amps, or golf clubs very often. And if you do, you certainly cannot have more than 1 person in the car with you.

You are correct. I could certainly fit all of that stuff with the seats down in either my old Fit or my new GTI, but only the passenger seat would be able to be used.

However, the same would be said for a CR-V, a RAV4, or an Equinox. Only larger SUV's with 3 rows or a large storage area could do better.



...like I said, vehicles for a kid in college. No one with a kid, a dog or anything else (friends even) would realistically have a vehicle like that and think it has enough space.

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:25 am ]
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I'm pretty sure I was taller than IMU when I met him, and I'm barely 5'10".

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:30 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
immessedup17 wrote:
yet doesn't sacrifice interior space or storage capacity.

Obviously you do not drive with guitars, amps, or golf clubs very often. And if you do, you certainly cannot have more than 1 person in the car with you.


So threads about chevettes is a-ok?

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:50 am ]
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From Urban Dictionary....



Honda Fit

A hatchback subcompact car offered by Honda that has become very popular with gay men in America. This can largely be attributed to the advertising campaign "the fit is go" which featured still images of the car rotating around with rainbow backgrounds, bad 80's-style techno music and what sounds like a talking computer for an announcer. Some believe Honda purposefully targetted this audience for the vehicle.

Girl 1: Look at that guy, he must go to the gym a lot to stay that hot.
Girl 2: Yea but he's driving a Honda Fit.
Girl 1: Why are all the pretty men gay!?!



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Honda%20Fit

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:51 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
From Urban Dictionary....



Honda Fit

A hatchback subcompact car offered by Honda that has become very popular with gay men in America. This can largely be attributed to the advertising campaign "the fit is go" which featured still images of the car rotating around with rainbow backgrounds, bad 80's-style techno music and what sounds like a talking computer for an announcer. Some believe Honda purposefully targetted this audience for the vehicle.

Girl 1: Look at that guy, he must go to the gym a lot to stay that hot.
Girl 2: Yea but he's driving a Honda Fit.
Girl 1: Why are all the pretty men gay!?!



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Honda%20Fit


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Brick [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:51 am ]
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This thread is going to look pretty funny when IMU buys a different car next summer.

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:53 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
This thread is going to look pretty funny when IMU buys a different car next summer.

I once saw 2 guys kissing at the park and that was the most burrito thing I have ever seen in my life until I clicked on this thread.

Author:  Brick [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:53 am ]
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Phil McCracken wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
This thread is going to look pretty funny when IMU buys a different car next summer.

I once saw 2 guys kissing at the park and that was the most burrito thing I have ever seen in my life until I clicked on this thread.
Hopefully he goes all out and buys a VW Bug.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:54 am ]
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I wouldn't mind an Audio ur-quattro

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or a Lancia Delta Integrale

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Either would be fun.

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:54 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Phil McCracken wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
This thread is going to look pretty funny when IMU buys a different car next summer.

I once saw 2 guys kissing at the park and that was the most burrito thing I have ever seen in my life until I clicked on this thread.
Hopefully he goes all out and buys a VW Bug.

Image

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:56 am ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
I plan on keeping this GTI.

Also, Fiat 500's are the gay man's car.

To be fair, I posted the #2 definition.

The #1 said it was a Super Cute car for college men and women.

Author:  MxdCookie [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:58 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
immessedup17 wrote:
I plan on keeping this GTI.

Also, Fiat 500's are the gay man's car.

To be fair, I posted the #2 definition.

The #1 said it was a Super Cute car for college men and women.



Thanks for the back up spark :D

Author:  MxdCookie [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:18 am ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
http://www.golfmk6.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15509

Average age seems to be in the 30's for the GTI, after going through several of those pages.

More than several people in their 50's and 60's.



That's because most college kids don't have the money or credit to buy the car, so technically, the purchaser is a parent/grandparent or an older sibling who's co-signing for them.

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:21 am ]
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I guess I'm not understanding why we are still defending a particular car purchase?

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:21 am ]
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IMU, I will give you credit or whatever the hell you want to call it. You truly have a Panteresque vibe when you want to get your point across, it at times is annoying as hell.

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:23 am ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
I guess I'm not understanding why we are still defending a particular car purchase?

I'm informing the masses that hatchbacks are the single best car category.


Oh. Why?

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