I don't like white rappers.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Didn't Rick move to NYC?

Don't forget, all white people...except for THOSE suburbs

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

No dark people

No stupid museums
No gay ass art galleries
No ridiculous historical architecture

No el trains that run every 8 minutes (We'll take the metra once an hour)

No stupid pro sports stadiums

No uppitty restaurants (Coopers Hawk)

No dark people

A report from the Manhattan Institute for Policy Research found that while Chicago has experienced significant decline in racial segregation in the past decade, it still remains the most segregated city in the United States. The Sun-Times reports the study, conducted by professors from Harvard and Duke, both fellows at a conservative think tank, examined data dating all the way back to 1890 and found that cities in America are more integrated than any time since 1910. The report also found that “all white neighborhoods are effectively extinct.”

Chicago saw the second largest decline in segregation, trailing Houston. Gentrification, African Americans moving to the suburbs, better credit access and fair housing laws were given credit for the decline.

Garages!
Lawns!

Less terrible smells!

Less corruption!

You don't have to put a folding chair out to protect your snow cleared spot

You can actually think about sending your kids to public school!

Less taxes!
Two car garages!

Costco!
Cities have cheap hotels on Priceline or Hotwire for when you want to get that Big City feeling!

Less homeless people threatening to beat the daylights out of you!

Coopers Hawk!
Three car garages!
Trees exist in more than just designated zoned areas!
Free parking!
Hey, we've got trains too!
Bigger houses!
Less random road closures!
When it's cold, I don't have to walk 10 blocks in it for Chipotle!
When it's raining, I don't have to walk 10 blocks in it for Chipotle!
When it's hot, I don't have to walk 10 blocks in it for Chipotle!

Anyone who has been to Chicago knows this is just as true inside the city.

I still have access to those. Are you going to art galleries two times a week?

My car runs even faster than that, and I don't have to stand on a platform for 5 minutes waiting for it!

Not yet.
Let's not go crazy here. I'm pretty sure Chicago has a Rainforest Cafe, Hard Rock, and McDonalds all right next to each other.

You clearly know nothing about the suburbs.

I grew up mixed. Half city, half burb. I am THE authority.


But, no, suburbs arent terrible. They are great for certain kinds of people.

You honestly said the only benefit is larger garages.

Not even worth responding to you then.

You honestly said the only benefit is larger garages.

Not even worth responding to you then.

Well, you did mention garages and/or parking at least three times in your Shoutout. It seems that where to put your car(s) is a big issue for you.

You city folk are a sensitive bunch.

You honestly said the only benefit is larger garages.

Not even worth responding to you then.

I don't like white rappers.

I cant even tell if Rick is joking or not. So if that's the idea of the post...Well Done.

Can we at least agree that people that live in the country are idiots?

[Fields will] be the starting QB on an NFL roster at the start of next season. Book It!

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

So, were at the point where we really are arguing city vs suburbs living as if one is right and one is wrong?


Im gonna check out of that debate. I like both.

Well, it is interesting how much city dwellers look down upon suburbanites.

And vice versa.