holy shit... if you're gonna go HAM on a bitch might as well make sure she's pregnant so you get the high score.

click here to be transported to teh magical realm of youtube where you shouldn't look at the video title and instead just spend the next ~30-45 seconds watching and waiting for that moment where you're inevitably going to audibly go "DAMNNNNNNNNN" because this is one of life's more legitimate "HOLY SHIT" moments. lennox lewis ain't got shit on this.

but yeah man.... this dude is str8up gangster. he aint give a fuck. walk in and case the joint out, make sure ain't nobody around the corner.... then BLAM! go and take care of business while the rest of the world around you literally reels in shock. don't even bother to hide your face or attempt to conceal your identity because at this point you're committed to the cause of taking whatever the fuck you want and becoming a viral internet sensation in the process.

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You put this in the Shoutouts section? You're a heartless piece of shit, dude. the fuck?

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Yea, I'm not getting this either.

He strikes me as a gutless punk. If he would have told her she was being robbed, I'm pretty damn sure she would have handed over anything he wanted.

So where the fuck was Krista?

Not even going to read the comments on that video. Over/Under on comments you have to sift through until N-word is dropped? I'll set the line at 3.5. Have at it.

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it's called a joke guys..... i'm being all kinds of sarcastic here as i hail the guy for a hero for doing some utterly deplorable shit.

it was a bit of a sociological experiment because i wanted to see how much flak i'd catch from you lot for putting it in the wrong section, cuz when we link a viral internet video here well IT BETTER BE PUT IN THE RIGHT SECTION BECAUSE THIS ISN'T NAM, THERE ARE RULES HERE!!!!

but yeah, obviously this is a deporable act and let's hope that his arresting officers give him the beatdown that he deserves (cuz if there's no cameras/bystanders around call it a hunch this dude will be written up as "resisting arrest") because dude's gonna be found soon. call it a hunch that this guy has some priors, so they'll be able to run some facial recognition software against the mugshot database and they'll figure out who he is and bring him the justice he deserves.

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Man, outta nowhere. They really do have better quick-twitch muscles than we do, huh.

EDIT: damn, I was just in Pensacola!

EDIT2: upon looking, I've driven past that Boost Mobile

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If Obama had a son….

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

yeah that was cold....

I bet sinicalypse consulted with Elmhurst Steve before formulating his joke.

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Weak punch. She was about to get up from it.

Still, a white guy would have telegraphed his punch.

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Leave Hawg out of this nonsense.

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#ExtendLafleur

Ice, hospital, legal counsel.

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she was Glass Joe there...

Guy was arrested. Fucking idiot.

http://www.wkrg.com/story/25813392/dist ... -pensacola

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not even OKC knocks motherfuckers out like that

He looks like Kobe Bryant in about 15 years....

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Was she checking her email after that asshole left?

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

Probably posted on Facebook first before calling the Police.

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probably seeing where the fuck Krista was at

E-mailing Krista to get her ass the fuck out to the front.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

always the bridesmaid...

In hopes that Sting will perform some Tantric law enforcement?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

King of Pain might have been appropriate ....

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.