I would Prima Nocta all over that.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

The thing about the instagram commenters is that they're all otherwise normal people, it's only Milana Vayntrub who strikes men like a bolt of lightning and makes them regress to "ooooh me likey boobies"

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Taylor Lewan's mom had the same effect on Bernstein.

I like Megan Bitchell, she's the accessible Milana Vayntrub.

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AT&T just casually tossed one of the hottest women to ever breathe onto their TV ads without even considering her world class incredible breasts.

She really chunked-up. She was much cuter before.

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We Now Know That JOE BIDEN has been COMPROMISED by CHINA! (let that sink in)

Election 2020-The Largest Fraud in the History of Mankind.

*If you believe that Biden won, you also believe that Epstein killed himself*

Just looked her up. Me likey.

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She's arguably just as hot or perhaps even hotter.

NSFW jesus

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I dont even understand how you hit the genetic lottery like four straight times like that.

girls usually do that. theyre lazy

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

i dont think thats true at all. she out ate her activity level. most people fall into that trap.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Ew. Really? No comparison.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

If your reaction to that is "ew" I dont even know what to say.

no

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

winner

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

if only there were a way to harness that power and weaponize someone else to "oooh me likey women"

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apparently you horny bastards have broken her and now she has been sexually harassed virtually

This is the best acting she's ever done!

Complaining about cleavage comments while showing cleavage.

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Social media ruins everything. Can't even appreciate the beauty of the female form anymore.

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She looks back to normal in that vid. Much better than in the current commercials.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

She is just,wow

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

If she just were to try drinking a bit of her own freshly-squeezed boobie milk, I bet a warm, comforting feeling would overcome her and snap her out of it.

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We Now Know That JOE BIDEN has been COMPROMISED by CHINA! (let that sink in)

Election 2020-The Largest Fraud in the History of Mankind.

*If you believe that Biden won, you also believe that Epstein killed himself*

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Maybe one day she’ll be revered for her mind .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Well, that's like, a bummer.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I’m just thrilled we can go back to marketing over priced cell service for the purity of it, without any of this nonsense objectification and over sexualizing the spokeswomen.

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