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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 3:27 pm 
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I am really a fan of Team Alcohol, we have learned a lot about all of us alcoho....I mean posters today.

Hawg you were drafted to the Green team years ago.

Im not saying you cant go their parties, but you cant wear the shirt or anything


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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
I am really a fan of Team Alcohol, we have learned a lot about all of us alcoho....I mean posters today.

Hawg you were drafted to the Green team years ago.

Im not saying you cant go their parties, but you cant wear the shirt or anything

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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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I drank a fifth of Goldschläger one night. Never had a drop again.

I'm still shitting gold like I'm Tywin Lannister.

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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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I drank a fifth of Goldschläger one night. Never had a drop again.

I'm still shitting gold like I'm Tywin Lannister.

I don't even want to know what made you think this was a grand idea.

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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I drank a fifth of Goldschläger one night. Never had a drop again.

I'm still shitting gold like I'm Tywin Lannister.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

I had that experience with Apple Pucker. Not the shitting gold part though...

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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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An entire fifth of apple puckers?

Hey watch out for these guys!
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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I drank a fifth of Goldschläger one night. Never had a drop again.

I'm still shitting gold like I'm Tywin Lannister.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Mine was Hit Damn 100 proof. It wrecked me as a teenaget. Never again.

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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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If I am hacking my way around the golf course tomorrow, I may drink 74 beers on the back nine.


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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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11 in an hour eh? most everyone should be able to knock that one down.

:lol:

251 drinks per day!


We'll RAISE the average


24 x 11 = 264

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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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leashyourkids wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I drank a fifth of Goldschläger one night. Never had a drop again.

I'm still shitting gold like I'm Tywin Lannister.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Mine was Hit Damn 100 proof. It wrecked me as a teenaget. Never again.


Recently I had some unpleasantness with Fireball. Damn cinnamon...

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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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Back when I had a 10-day contract for Team Cocaine, I would easily put away 8-10 shots of this in a few hours, along with probably 6-8 beers. I didn't even feel all that drunk because of all the yayo.

Unbelievable, looking back on it.

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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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Furious Styles wrote:
Back when I had a 10-day contract for Team Cocaine, I would easily put away 8-10 shots of this in a few hours, along with probably 6-8 beers. I didn't even feel all that drunk because of all the yayo.

Unbelievable, looking back on it.

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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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I believe I have had 74 drinks in one week before. In fact, I'm almost certain of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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I believe I have had 74 drinks in one week before. In fact, I'm almost certain of it.


In college that was expected. Hell, immediately following college that was expected.


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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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I believe I have had 74 drinks in one week before. In fact, I'm almost certain of it.


In college that was expected. Hell, immediately following college that was expected.

I didn't go to college because I was too busy having 74 drinks a week.

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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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I believe I have had 74 drinks in one week before. In fact, I'm almost certain of it.


In college that was expected. Hell, immediately following college that was expected.

I didn't go to college because I was too busy having 74 drinks a week.


It's not a problem. You're just not Team Cocaine material. It happens. I'm sure Team Pot is more than happy to have you.

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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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I'm Team Green all the way! 8) I wish I could afford to be on Team Cocaine!

:lol:

But I am STUNNED to find out I am in the top 10% of Team Alcohol! :shock: Seriously, at first read, I thought "74! wow that's a LOT of drinks"...then I saw the breakdown. I'm not just an alcoholic, I'm probably like in the top 7%. :drunken:
I haven't been in the top 10% of anything since I graduated from high school. My momma is going to be SO proud! :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I drank a fifth of Goldschläger one night. Never had a drop again.

I'm still shitting gold like I'm Tywin Lannister.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

I had that experience with A
pple Pucker. Not the shitting gold part though...


Mine was Hit Damn 100 proof. It wrecked me as a teenaget. Never again.


Recently I had some unpleasantness with Fireball. Damn cinnamon...


Our bowling team has an envelope that we all pitch money in. If four guys get a strike in a frame, and one doesn't, he pays. If three guys get strikes, the other two pay. If nobody strikes, we all add one dollar, etc. When it gets to $24, we order five fireball shots.

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I believe I have had 74 drinks in one week before. In fact, I'm almost certain of it.


I guarantee that I have. Probably several times in my twenties.

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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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I believe I have had 74 drinks in one week before. In fact, I'm almost certain of it.


In college that was expected. Hell, immediately following college that was expected.

I didn't go to college because I was too busy having 74 drinks a week.


It's not a problem. You're just not Team Cocaine material. It happens. I'm sure Team Pot is more than happy to have you.


Welcome aboard, Farvio.

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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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Now hold on just a G-D minute:

I am very confident that many of the people on this site can make it through century club with no problem, especially with a light beer.
What is with all of the "OMG I SAW SOMEBODY DO HALF OF THE CENTURY CLUB AND THEY DIED!!!" crap in this thread?

It's not that hard. One sip of beer every minute. One can of light beer every 12 minutes, 8.5 light beers total in over an hour and a half. I've done it many times, so have many of you. And that's not bragging.

Stop it.

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Now hold on just a G-D minute:

I am very confident that many of the people on this site can make it through century club with no problem, especially with a light beer.
What is with all of the "OMG I SAW SOMEBODY DO HALF OF THE CENTURY CLUB AND THEY DIED!!!" crap in this thread?

It's not that hard. One sip of beer every minute. One can of light beer every 12 minutes, 8.5 light beers total in over an hour and a half. I've done it many times, so have many of you. And that's not bragging.

Stop it.


It really is not that big of a deal. I've done it twice with light beer. I was feeling pretty damn good from it, no question about that but its not that crazy. The 2 biggest issues with it are that its #1 extremely boring and a pain in the ass to keep filling and drinking every 60 seconds and #2 that you have to piss a million times which really fucks up issue #1.

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The 2 biggest issues with it are that its #1 extremely boring.

This is true, it is absolutely a commitment. It can either (create) or (kill) a buzz

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I am pretty sure there is a video out there of Super Dave doing it on the man show or some type of show of that sort.

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spanky wrote:
I am very confident that many of the people on this site can make it through century club with no problem, especially with a light beer.


There isn't a doubt in my mind that I could do it. I could probably keep going after 100. It would have to be Bud or PBR, not an IPA or a stout.

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 Post subject: Re: Team Alcohol!
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Chus wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
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11 in an hour eh? most everyone should be able to knock that one down.

:lol:

251 drinks per day!


We'll RAISE the average


24 x 11 = 264

Agree to disagree


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