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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2022 9:44 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
This will be the breakout year.

That is all.

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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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Who would've thought that the Zook era would ever be thought of as "the good old days" for Illini Football?

Poor Noisewater.


Well, I did and you guys all laughed at me.

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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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Time to slap these guys down the way we slapped them down on the hardwood in the spring!

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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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Time to slap these guys down the way we slapped them down on the hardwood in the spring!

Smacked down? :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2022 10:00 am 
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This Illini d looks legit.

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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
This will be the breakout year.

That is all.

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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2022 2:13 pm 
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
This will be the breakout year.

That is all.

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I am accepting apologies now for those who would like to begin.


Bielema first Illini coach to start 8-8 since Mackovic.


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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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Are you in my text string, PP? Because that came up as well last night.

Seemed like a random sample of games.

Lou Tepper was 7-8-1 and then won 4 in a row.

Statistics are like your brother in law.

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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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Time to slap these guys down the way we slapped them down on the hardwood in the spring!

Smacked down? :lol:

Well...just win, baby!! I meant it more in that vein.

(That game was an embarrassment.)

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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
This will be the breakout year.

That is all.

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Chattanooga? Really?

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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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I love the non conference schedules of WI and UIUC.

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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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As an alum, I should care. But I haven't gone to a game since the year the ref had a heart attack and died on the field in the middle of the first half. And I couldn't name even one player on this year's team.

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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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As an alum, I should care. But I haven't gone to a game since the year the ref had a heart attack and died on the field in the middle of the first half. And I couldn't name even one player on this year's team.

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Smith. You would have won.

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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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I love the non conference schedules of WI and UIUC.


Not our fault Ohio St. is ducking us this year. They will be lucky if they get far enough to play #famILLy!

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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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denisdman wrote:
I love the non conference schedules of WI and UIUC.


Not our fault Ohio St. is ducking us this year. They will be lucky if they get far enough to play #famILLy!

Just wait until the Hawkeyes roll into Champaign October 8 :lol: :lol:

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
denisdman wrote:
I love the non conference schedules of WI and UIUC.


Not our fault Ohio St. is ducking us this year. They will be lucky if they get far enough to play #famILLy!

Just wait until the Hawkeyes roll into Champaign October 8 :lol: :lol:

Illinois 7
Iowa 6

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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote:
BigW72 wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
denisdman wrote:
I love the non conference schedules of WI and UIUC.


Not our fault Ohio St. is ducking us this year. They will be lucky if they get far enough to play #famILLy!

Just wait until the Hawkeyes roll into Champaign October 8 :lol: :lol:

Illinois 7
Iowa 6

Illinois 9
Iowa 6
no touch downs...all field goals :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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BigW72 wrote:
Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote:
BigW72 wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
denisdman wrote:
I love the non conference schedules of WI and UIUC.


Not our fault Ohio St. is ducking us this year. They will be lucky if they get far enough to play #famILLy!

Just wait until the Hawkeyes roll into Champaign October 8 :lol: :lol:

Illinois 7
Iowa 6

Illinois 9
Iowa 6
no touch downs...all field goals :lol:

Would not surprise me. I have no idea who might win. They both have decent defenses, though.

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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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BigW72 wrote:
Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote:
BigW72 wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
denisdman wrote:
I love the non conference schedules of WI and UIUC.


Not our fault Ohio St. is ducking us this year. They will be lucky if they get far enough to play #famILLy!

Just wait until the Hawkeyes roll into Champaign October 8 :lol: :lol:

Illinois 7
Iowa 6

Illinois 9
Iowa 6
no touch downs...all field goals :lol:


I'm actually Iowa 11, Illinois 6.

Iowa gets 3 FGs and a safety. Illinois throws an interception at the end in the end zone to lose. :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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no reason they can't win at wisconsin

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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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no reason they can't win at wisconsin


Except for the fact it is Illini Football and they could not close out Indiana on the road? Better to be safe and wear a cup Saturday for the inevitable kick to the balls.


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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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Illini have not won in Camp Randall since 2002. They are due. Wisconsin football is definitely not what they have been in the past.

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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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Illini have not won in Camp Randall since 2002. They are due. Wisconsin football is definitely not what they have been in the past.


Glimmer of hope since Bucky is down some starting O linemen since tO$U beat the tar out of them.


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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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Peter Puck wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Illini have not won in Camp Randall since 2002. They are due. Wisconsin football is definitely not what they have been in the past.


Glimmer of hope since Bucky is down some starting O linemen since tO$U beat the tar out of them.

When healthy their offensive line has been shit, been that way for 2 years.

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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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 Post subject: Re: Illini Football 2022
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Illini looking like the same shit football team we are used to. Nice start Bielema. Have another donut.


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