Orland Park has country clubs? Guidos with money but no taste, marble statues on every green.
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| Author: | Warren Newson [ Fri Mar 22, 2024 12:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote: Warren Newson wrote: Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote: Warren Newson wrote: Forecaddying was the absolute worst. Particularly when the foursome for whom you were caddying had gas powered golf carts. It was like John Henry versus the steam engine. It's a hell of a grind chasing. Walking with a single bag is almost literally a walk in the park. Where did you caddie? Crystal Tree Country Club in Orland Park. That experience, and my own lack of hand-eye coordination, turned me so against golf that I've had nothing to do with it ever since. Holy sh*t. I didn't know you were from our this-a-way, though it makes sense. That's a hilly course, too. I try to keep most of my personal life off this board. I think you said that you caddied at Beverly Country Club? |
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| Author: | Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries [ Fri Mar 22, 2024 12:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
Warren Newson wrote: Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote: Warren Newson wrote: Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote: Warren Newson wrote: Forecaddying was the absolute worst. Particularly when the foursome for whom you were caddying had gas powered golf carts. It was like John Henry versus the steam engine. It's a hell of a grind chasing. Walking with a single bag is almost literally a walk in the park. Where did you caddie? Crystal Tree Country Club in Orland Park. That experience, and my own lack of hand-eye coordination, turned me so against golf that I've had nothing to do with it ever since. Holy sh*t. I didn't know you were from our this-a-way, though it makes sense. That's a hilly course, too. I try to keep most of my personal life off this board. I think you said that you caddied at Beverly Country Club? That's a good plan. Drunk Squirrel will use it against you. Yep, BCC for me. It's good to see so many former loopers on the board. |
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| Author: | McCareins_Fan [ Fri Mar 22, 2024 2:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
Orland Park has country clubs? Guidos with money but no taste, marble statues on every green.
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| Author: | Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries [ Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
I'll go with Pearl |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Fri Mar 22, 2024 6:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote: I'll go with Pearl Maybe things are looking up for Illinois! The SEC isn't looking so hot. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Mar 22, 2024 8:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
Tall Midget wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: I’m worried for Purdue fans. It feels like their only hope is a continuation of Tall Midget’s streak of poorly-formulated analyses of any combination of facts and/or circumstances in any academic, athletic, or human discipline the stories of which will live on from SongSayer to SongSayer singing the history of TM’s ineptitude through the sunny winters on the hills and streams of post-Apocalyptic Siberia. Go Purdue. Your unwarranted hostility continues to mystify and disappoint me. I am merely the messenger communicating the reality of the Illini basketball program, you rough-hewn rube, just as the tears streaming down your alcohol-bloated chipmunk cheeks later this weekend will only be the latest symptom of Illini phlegmatism, floundering, and failure. I am extending a hand of friendship to wrest you from the grip of your self-destructive Illini reverie, but all you do is retreat ever further into the realm of delusion. Wow. That's how it's done. |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
I'm still pouring over the text and still can't figure out who's the bigot and who's the anti-semite. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
Nardi wrote: I'm still pouring over the text and still can't figure out who's the bigot and who's the anti-semite. I can help if you need. |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Sat Mar 23, 2024 12:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
Hawg Ass wrote: Nardi wrote: I'm still pouring over the text and still can't figure out who's the bigot and who's the anti-semite. I can help if you need. Who's the bigot and who's the anti-semite? is the first question in every Arkansas debate. |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Sat Mar 23, 2024 3:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote: Warren Newson wrote: Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote: Warren Newson wrote: Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote: Warren Newson wrote: Forecaddying was the absolute worst. Particularly when the foursome for whom you were caddying had gas powered golf carts. It was like John Henry versus the steam engine. It's a hell of a grind chasing. Walking with a single bag is almost literally a walk in the park. Where did you caddie? Crystal Tree Country Club in Orland Park. That experience, and my own lack of hand-eye coordination, turned me so against golf that I've had nothing to do with it ever since. Holy sh*t. I didn't know you were from our this-a-way, though it makes sense. That's a hilly course, too. I try to keep most of my personal life off this board. I think you said that you caddied at Beverly Country Club? That's a good plan. Drunk Squirrel will use it against you. Yep, BCC for me. It's good to see so many former loopers on the board. Tommy, Tommy, Tommy... |
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| Author: | Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries [ Sat Mar 23, 2024 8:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
Drunk Squirrel wrote: Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote: Warren Newson wrote: I try to keep most of my personal life off this board. I think you said that you caddied at Beverly Country Club? That's a good plan. Drunk Squirrel will use it against you. Yep, BCC for me. It's good to see so many former loopers on the board. Tommy, Tommy, Tommy... Just tryna help out.... |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Sat Mar 23, 2024 9:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
Illinois is dominating? Noisewater believes! Tears to follow.
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Mar 23, 2024 9:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
I’m worried for Purdue fans. It feels like their only hope i…..ah…you know all that wordy shit from before… |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Sat Mar 23, 2024 9:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: I’m worried for Purdue fans. It feels like their only hope i…..ah…you know all that wordy shit from before… Enjoy the victory, Dr. The Illini are rolling! |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Mar 23, 2024 9:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
Tall Midget wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: I’m worried for Purdue fans. It feels like their only hope i…..ah…you know all that wordy shit from before… Enjoy the victory, Dr. The Illini are rolling! Not…sure….if……..serious…. TSJ is literally a man playing against boys. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Sat Mar 23, 2024 10:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Tall Midget wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: I’m worried for Purdue fans. It feels like their only hope i…..ah…you know all that wordy shit from before… Enjoy the victory, Dr. The Illini are rolling! Not…sure….if……..serious…. TSJ is literally a man playing against boys. He really is. Very impressive. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Sun Mar 24, 2024 11:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
You coming to Boston for the game, Doc? |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Sun Mar 24, 2024 1:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
That was a real Kolekoscopy. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Sun Mar 24, 2024 1:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
denisdman wrote: That was a real Kolekoscopy. When he wasn’t turning it over, he was pretty good |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Sun Mar 24, 2024 2:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Who's the bigot and who's the anti-semite? is the first question in every Arkansas debate. For two weeks every summer, the answer to both is the same person: ltg.
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Mar 24, 2024 2:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
Tall Midget wrote: You coming to Boston for the game, Doc? Thinking about it but probably too short notice. Edey’s camera closeups always look like he is staring through me to murder me. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Sun Mar 24, 2024 2:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
I'm pretty sure it doesn't just look that way, Doc. I told Edey that you banged his girlfriend. I'd advise leaving the country ASAP. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Sun Mar 24, 2024 2:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
Tall Midget wrote: I'm pretty sure it doesn't just look that way, Doc. I told Edey that you banged his girlfriend. I'd advise leaving the country ASAP. Elizabeth Shue? |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Sun Mar 24, 2024 3:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
Zach Edey: I feel like a broken clock… It ain’t rocket surgery, Zach. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Sun Mar 24, 2024 3:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
Hawg Ass wrote: Tall Midget wrote: I'm pretty sure it doesn't just look that way, Doc. I told Edey that you banged his girlfriend. I'd advise leaving the country ASAP. Elizabeth Shue? Do we get the original Karate Kid Shue or the Cobra Kai version? Ally Ally oxen free. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Tue Apr 02, 2024 12:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
Tall Midget wrote: RFDC wrote: Illinois loses first. Purdue seems set up to get to at least the elite 8, maybe the final 4. And that's just what will make it all the more glorious when they somehow fail to do so. lol |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Tue Apr 02, 2024 12:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
Brick, you have to feel pretty good about the matchup with NC State. I dont see any way in the world they can stop you guys. Now UConn maybe a different story. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Tue Apr 02, 2024 12:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
RFDC wrote: Brick, you have to feel pretty good about the matchup with NC State. I dont see any way in the world they can stop you guys. Now UConn maybe a different story. NC State is about the perfect matchup this far in the tournament. Purdue is better at every position. Anything can happen though. They shot terribly from 3 against a much better defensive team in the last game after being the best 3 point shooting team in the country all year. If they hit 40% from 3 it's a blowout. UCONN is better than Purdue but Purdue can keep it close especially if Edey is able to dominate Clingan like I think he could. |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Tue Apr 02, 2024 1:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
Brick wrote: RFDC wrote: Brick, you have to feel pretty good about the matchup with NC State. I dont see any way in the world they can stop you guys. Now UConn maybe a different story. NC State is about the perfect matchup this far in the tournament. Purdue is better at every position. Anything can happen though. They shot terribly from 3 against a much better defensive team in the last game after being the best 3 point shooting team in the country all year. If they hit 40% from 3 it's a blowout. UCONN is better than Purdue but Purdue can keep it close especially if Edey is able to dominate Clingan like I think he could. NC St has a knack of stopping opposing teams from hitting wide open shots. Four straight games of it. I thought it couldn't possibly continue when Duke rolled up and I lost a shitload. So now I'm pissed. GO PURDUE! Bury these bums once and for all. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Tue Apr 02, 2024 1:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: March Sadness: Who Chokes First--Illinois or Purdue? |
NC State sucks. I can't see Purdue beating UConn, but that big oaf is pretty darn good. |
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