Holy sh*t. I didn't know you were from our this-a-way, though it makes sense. That's a hilly course, too.

I try to keep most of my personal life off this board. I think you said that you caddied at Beverly Country Club?

It's amazing how much homosexuality can be packed into a single post.

It's amazing how much homosexuality can be packed into a single post.

I'll go with Pearl

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

Your unwarranted hostility continues to mystify and disappoint me. I am merely the messenger communicating the reality of the Illini basketball program, you rough-hewn rube, just as the tears streaming down your alcohol-bloated chipmunk cheeks later this weekend will only be the latest symptom of Illini phlegmatism, floundering, and failure. I am extending a hand of friendship to wrest you from the grip of your self-destructive Illini reverie, but all you do is retreat ever further into the realm of delusion.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

I'm still pouring over the text and still can't figure out who's the bigot and who's the anti-semite.

I can help if you need.

That's a good plan. Drunk Squirrel will use it against you.

Yep, BCC for me. It's good to see so many former loopers on the board.

Tommy, Tommy, Tommy...

It's amazing how much homosexuality can be packed into a single post.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

I’m worried for Purdue fans.

It feels like their only hope i…..ah…you know all that wordy shit from before…

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

Enjoy the victory, Dr. The Illini are rolling!

Not…sure….if……..serious….

TSJ is literally a man playing against boys.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

That was a real Kolekoscopy.

Who's the bigot and who's the anti-semite? is the first question in every Arkansas debate.

[Fields will] be the starting QB on an NFL roster at the start of next season. Book It!

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

You coming to Boston for the game, Doc?

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

I'm pretty sure it doesn't just look that way, Doc.

I told Edey that you banged his girlfriend. I'd advise leaving the country ASAP.

Elizabeth Shue?

And that's just what will make it all the more glorious when they somehow fail to do so.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Brick, you have to feel pretty good about the matchup with NC State. I dont see any way in the world they can stop you guys.

Now UConn maybe a different story.

NC State is about the perfect matchup this far in the tournament. Purdue is better at every position. Anything can happen though. They shot terribly from 3 against a much better defensive team in the last game after being the best 3 point shooting team in the country all year. If they hit 40% from 3 it's a blowout.

UCONN is better than Purdue but Purdue can keep it close especially if Edey is able to dominate Clingan like I think he could.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.