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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 10:39 am 
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i'm somehow the only 5-0 team in nas' 20 team league.... i have no idea how.

oh yeah, it's cuz i have the least points scored on me in the league by ~120 points. it's clearly not because of my two headed QB monster of kaepertwink and bridgewater!

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i'm somehow the only 5-0 team in nas' 20 team league.... i have no idea how.

oh yeah, it's cuz i have the least points scored on me in the league by ~120 points. it's clearly not because of my two headed QB monster of kaepertwink and bridgewater!


It's never bad to have lady luck on your side.

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I won a game by 1/10th of a point. In another league, I have played the highest scoring team in the league 3 weeks in a row.

I benched AJ & he got 22.7 points.

Picked up Thomas Rawls in my main league, a 20 team keeper league. He's been great. I hope Lynch is out for a while.

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i'm somehow the only 5-0 team in nas' 20 team league.... i have no idea how.

oh yeah, it's cuz i have the least points scored on me in the league by ~120 points. it's clearly not because of my two headed QB monster of kaepertwink and bridgewater!


It's never bad to have lady luck on your side.
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i think you've gotta admit that i've done pretty OK in terms of stacking the team with guys like karlos williams, khiry robinson, james jones, and cromulent defenders (3 on bye this week... fuck) to give myself a punter's chance, but yeah i mean..... my team basically doesn't have a fullblown #1 RB despite the early glimmers of hope from karlos and khiry, and while martin had a good week last week it's not like i didnt have to have someone override me to go "no, you're keeping edelman you dumbass" to help to save me from myself, a recurring theme in my fantasy exploits this year.

oh yeah my baseball team was pretty good this year too. keeper hell 2: electric bugaloo this offseason tho. i guarantee one way or another i'm giving the league no less than 3-4 first round draft picks in the 2016 draft.

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Eddie Lacy absolutly sucks.

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Weird brag here:

Highest scoring team in my league by over 100 points. Standard Yahoo scoring.

Record: 2-4

All my losses have come to opponents who put up their highest scoring performance of the season.

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Had to start Philip Rivers today, but still won by 40. 4-5 weeks ago I picked up Todd Gurley off the waiver wire, and two weeks ago I picked up Lamar miller. 8)

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I am at 162 points with a player left to go. :lol:

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Got enough from Ted Ginn last night to eke out an advance in my fantasy survivor. I was very lucky, considering my roster this week was Brees, A. Andrews, Snead, Witten, R. Jennings, and Ginn.

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Non ppr league, im up five and got Eifert left, they got Hopkins. Seems like a toss up but I don't like my chances. Eifert gets 20+ points or less than 4 points every single week it seems.

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I'm 5-5 in my 8 team league, tied for 4th place. I've scored 1,129 points so far, and the second highest scoring team has 1,031. Anyone ever scored the most points in their league and not even qualified for the playoffs? This would be some major bullshit.

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I'm 5-5 in my 8 team league, tied for 4th place. I've scored 1,129 points so far, and the second highest scoring team has 1,031. Anyone ever scored the most points in their league and not even qualified for the playoffs? This would be some major bullshit.


The worst I have seen is third highest points miss the playoffs. You always hear gripes from the team that has the most skewed points versus win ratio. But that is what makes head to head fun and frustrating. Otherwise, you would just rank the teams by most points scored and move on.

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I'm 5-5 in my 8 team league, tied for 4th place. I've scored 1,129 points so far, and the second highest scoring team has 1,031. Anyone ever scored the most points in their league and not even qualified for the playoffs? This would be some major bullshit.


I did that a few years back. Every week, my opponent put up huge numbers.

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I'm 5-5 in my 8 team league, tied for 4th place. I've scored 1,129 points so far, and the second highest scoring team has 1,031. Anyone ever scored the most points in their league and not even qualified for the playoffs? This would be some major bullshit.


I did that a few years back. Every week, my opponent put up huge numbers.

Yep, it sucks. And this week, I'm facing the top ranked team and I'm without DeAngelo Williams, Antonio Brown, and Odell. Might be rough.

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I got to be on the opposite of that coin this week. My team absolutely sucked, but the team I was playing sucked more.

Usually in our league you don't win unless you get at least 100 points a week. I got 79 and still won. I would have lost to anyone else in the league this past week, but got lucky to face the guy who ended up with 61 pts :lol:

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I got to be on the opposite of that coin this week. My team absolutely sucked, but the team I was playing sucked more.

Usually in our league you don't win unless you get at least 100 points a week. I got 79 and still won. I would have lost to anyone else in the league this past week, but got lucky to face the guy who ended up with 61 pts :lol:


We had the two lowest scoring teams play against one another this week with both teams below 70. Funny how often that stuff happens.

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I am 7-3 in Nas' 20 team league. It is a higher scoring league than most, and I am averaging 239.60 pts per game. My three losses are by a combined 8.45 points. Now, with Luck on the shelf, I have to start one of the following:

Brock Assweiler
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Whoever I start will be the wrong decision.

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Chus wrote:
I am 7-3 in Nas' 20 team league. It is a higher scoring league than most, and I am averaging 239.60 pts per game. My three losses are by a combined 8.45 points.


Stat correction gave me a narrow victory, instead of a narrow loss this week. 8-2.

Take that, Sini.

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I am 7-3 in Nas' 20 team league. It is a higher scoring league than most, and I am averaging 239.60 pts per game. My three losses are by a combined 8.45 points. Now, with Luck on the shelf, I have to start one of the following:

Brock Assweiler
Dirty Sanchez
Matt Hucklebuck

Whoever I start will be the wrong decision.


I'm going to roll with Dirty Sanchez.

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I'm in a league where I was in first place two weeks ago. Last week, just really bad, dropped to fourth. This week, both my starting RBs are out of the game by the 2nd quarter. We are limited on pickups... I saw Quinn was out for the Rams, so I picked up some idiot from the Broncos. Nothing on the stat sheet but a QB knockdown. Wish I could take a year off fantasy.

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I had Thomas Rawls stashed on my bench in my main keeper league & put him in my starting lineup just before noon...he was good for 45 points. I think Lynch is just about finished in Seattle so I'll probably designate Rawls as a keeper for next year. I also picked him up on 2 other teams.
I've said it a hundred times...fantasy drafts are overrated. Championships are won from the waiver wire & active & diligent team management.

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Figures. In fighting for the final playoff spot in my league, I have Dalton as my QB, and Rawls as my #1 RB :x :cry:

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Figures. In fighting for the final playoff spot in my league, I have Dalton as my QB, and Rawls as my #1 RB :x :cry:


...and yet, I am still going to win against an opponent that had Cam Newton :cheers:

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Fucking Dalton. I have 20+ points on the bench in Brees. I'm up 6.5 with no one left. My opponent has a Miami IDP who hasn't scored less than 6 all year. I need a miracle! The kicker is I owned this guy but dropped him during the bye week way back. I really hate FF.

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I needed a win and the other two teams vying for the last playoff spot to lose

I am winning handily and it would take a miracle to lose
Team 1 has already lost

Team 2 is down 5 with Landry left. Probably gonna win. The other guy had Dalton and had Gronk on his bench


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The #1, #2, #4 (me) and #6 seeds lost in the opening round in my "big money" league. :x

#3, #5, #7, #8 to battle for the championship.

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Officially won my fantasy league, winning the championship game by 1.2 points. Starting Tyrod Taylor over Rodgers proved to be the difference, even though Taylor had a poor game also.

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Had 4 teams, 3 of which made the championship game. 1 in the bag, 1 opponent will need a miracle from Jeramy Hill tonight to beat me, and in the other I need 14pts or less from DeMariyus Thomas tonight. I don't think I've won 3 leagues in my life. Last one was a $100 entry.

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Officially won my fantasy league, winning the championship game by 1.2 points. Starting Tyrod Taylor over Rodgers proved to be the difference, even though Taylor had a poor game also.


I won 2 weeks in a row despite the suckage that is Aaron Rodgers.

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Officially won my fantasy league, winning the championship game by 1.2 points. Starting Tyrod Taylor over Rodgers proved to be the difference, even though Taylor had a poor game also.

Just found out a stat correction 5 days after the game took place gave DeAngelo Williams a fumble lost. That cost me two points. I ended up losing by .8 5 days after I was announced the winner in the nfl.com league. Suuuuuuch bullshit. I'm mad bro. How the fuck does it take them almost a week to figure out if a guy loses a fumble or not during a game?

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