I underlined the part that is actually true...I don't care how awesome the game looks...the fact that it's multiplayer is being devloped by the same sorry lot that brought us Battlefield is enough for me to want to buy the game just so I can scratch my ass with the disc...

Gun Club...

This is fucking garbage...using in game unlocks to try to convince people to pre-order other games...another reason I can't fucking stand EA...

Well, at least they have Peter Moore on the stage to cheer me up...

well if you're gonna get it to scratch your ass could you at least get it for ps3 so that I can play you a few times before you scratch your ass?

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I dunno...I gotta find their press conference someone online...watching it in Standard Def sucks...

Crysis 2 looks pretty good...

Oh joy...it's in 3D...

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Bulletstorm looks insane...really insane...

Oh, if I'm going to scratch my ass with a game disc, it will always be a PS3 game disc...

Blu Ray Ass Scratching, FTW

keep it, I can't get past tim allen, sorry, but I just can't, that's too fucking weird/out of place...

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A Need for Speed Hot Pursuit title will always grab my attention...it was the first game that I really enjoyed proper surround sound for a video game in, and the second one was a great game that friends and I used to play all the time...using the roadblocks and spike strips was always a good time...

Wait, that's the game you were talking about...I was fast forwarding through the press conference and stopped halfway through, so I didn't hear them mention that he was the voice actor...

...oh, and I still don't think I'll get it...just thought it looked really, really crazy...

well unlike the xbox discs, it wont be damaged afterwards, well not physically damaged at least, probably emotionally though...

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Oh, it will definately be damaged...

oh they didn't mention it, it's just that unmistakable, it's like watching tool time again, just weird for that type of game...

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Halo Reach E3 trailer

Shows off some of the cooler stuff during the game, using the theatre mode no doubt...

...also shows a lot more of the space combat in the Sabre...I really didn't see that coming...

Damn, a new assassins creed already? hope they didn't water it down...

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If I didn't know any better, I'd say Activision bought the franchise...

oh snap!

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"we've changed the fighting mechanics"
the fuck you did, it looks like the exact same button mashing system to me...

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So from the couple minutes I've been watching this, I've seen one person killed in something even remotely close to an assassination...

...let's just call it what it is...Brawler's Creed...

not that there's anything wrong with that... this one just looks like a money grab, I'll still get it because I'm interested in the modern day story though well that and they haven't screwed up yet with the series so...

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I suppose...but the game had so much potential...the first few missions in that game were awesome...then it turned into seeing how fast you can mash the button while a group of enemies took their turns throwing themselves on top of your sword...

I was just about to say that this thing with Shaun White is getting boring and that they need to show some gameplay...

...now seeing the gameplay...I wish they would go back to talking to Shaun...

Burrito

yeah I love the early 2000 music as well, the strokes, really?

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People playing laser tag on stage...are you fucking serious?

Wait...this is a game?

congrats you beat a bunch of models

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This is a horrible presentation...not just this game, but the whole thing so far...the whole Joel thing isn't working for me...

no kidding, I can't imagine how shitty this whole thing would be without joel, "will this hurt?" "No" "What if I pistol whip you?"

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Ok, I took a second to watch the Cards game...what the hell is this about?

Ok, I'm not too knowledgeable about this whole e3 thing, is this presentation the norm? or are they more like EA, because this is really shitty...

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its a game that makes you feel well

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Usually publishers use E3 to get people excited about what is coming out in the upcoming year...

...apparently Ubisoft decided to air an episode of "Shark Tank" instead...