How did these loony fuckers create Assassins Creed? This shit is weird...

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Well, Ubisoft is a big publisher...thus, they have many groups of developers making games for them...the group that made Assassin's Creed isn't necessarily the same group making these other games...

Think Activision...they publish both Infinity Ward and Treyarch games...well, you get the point...

Oh sweet...we are going to see the exact same presentation we saw a few hours ago during the Microsoft press conference...

Ok, Joel is saving this now...

You're on fire.

The game is going to take your measurements...

Hey!

Finally...something good...next Ghost Recon...

His friend has a huge hole in his face...

Driver?!?!?!?!


FUCK YEAH, presentation saved....

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DRIVER!!!

Ok...that whole shift thing just lost me...

...which is a shame, because the game looks massive.

Fucking great, can't wait, I'm shocked, I thought parallel lines killed that series....

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So the game takes place in a coma...

...I'm so lost...

let it go , as long as it doesn't try to be GTA, I'm thrilled. Driver 1 and 2 were the fucking greatest... coma, shifting, whatever as long as it drives like is used to I don't care, licensed cars, huge open world, This is a Thing!

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They should've ended on Driver

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Well, they managed to snatch fail from the jaws of win with this Michael Jackson thing...

WTF does this have to do with anything?

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I can't wait to get Sessler's take on this...I have a feeling he will have fun with this...

I want to do evil things to Morgan Webb

This takes me back, I haven't been this excited about a game in a long time...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmRPTt05 ... re=related

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bungietweets On set getting ready for a live G4 demo and big reveal! http://twitpic.com/1x44nb

Please be firefight, please be firefight, please be firefight!!!

Oh, and speaking of that, turns out that the new "Beast" mode in Gears 3 is Horde...except from the side of the Locusts...

...so basically what I want in firefight for Reach...

Goldeneye remake for Wii!!!

http://wii.ign.com/dor/objects/867280/goldeneye-virtual-console/videos/e32010_goldeneye_trl_wii_e3_61410.html?show=lo

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!

I think Morgan just ruined the big reveal...

World premiere of firefight mode...

FUCK! YES!

Firefight...now with matchmaking...

...Laser Designator that marks an enemy for artillery fire...

...lots of customization...create skulls...creat gametypes...share them online...nice...

...bubble shield is back...

HUNTERS!!!

Saw that Sony is bring back twisted metal, thats pretty much the only thing that caught my attention and even that was kind of meh... Well that and the new Zelda, but I have no interest in firing up the wii ever again despite how good the first one was... Seemingly a slow day today...

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New trailer for Firefight 2.0...

http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?type=topnews&link=e32010ff

First look at the Brutes in reach...also get to see a Jackal and Grunt assassinated...Hunters are huge...looks like Generator Defense is a gametype...lots of different Elite models in the trailer too...

I still have about 14 hours of this to catch up on on the DVR, but I made it through most of the pressers. Someone needs to tell Nintendo that no one gives a shit about anything they have to say unless it comes with the words HD attached to it. They shouldn't even be allowed at E3 at this point, they are no better than facebook games and iphone games. My Wii has been buried in a closet since the day I got an HDTV and there isn't game in the world short of Wiigloryhole that is gonna get me to plug it back in.

I don't give a shit about standard def Zelda. I don't give a shit about standard def Super Mario Galaxy. I sure as shit don't give a shit about Kirby. And I'm extremely skeptical about 3DS.

The whole Project Natal/Kinetic thing is a fucking joke too. I play video games to relax. When I want to work out, I go work out. I sure as shit don't have any intention of STANDING in front of my tv waving my arms and legs around like an idiot in order to play a video game. The Wiimote is as far as I'll go in terms of moving my body while playing a game and even that's pushing it.

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That literally made me laugh out loud.

I can understand the Nintendo/HD thing...the fact that we haven't gotten a Zelda or Mario game in HD is a shame...that being said, Nintendo has dominated this console generation, so I don't see them changing their strategy any time soon...heck, even Pachter has finally given up that we will see a Wii HD...

Also, I agree with the Kinect part when it comes to games...I didn't get excited about any game they showed on stage...however, I do like the voice and motion controls...if they actually work as advertised, I'll be glad to buy the thing just for that...