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Hawg Ass
PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:39 pm 
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Casey Mears would be your next Lucky Dog as soon as the Helton wrapper comes out, should be in a couple of laps.

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Hawger, all you have to do is occasionally post JPM jet dryer GIFs and make an occasional comment like this:

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Shit is going around in circles...



oh wait, that was me just now executing a courtesy flush.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:42 pm 
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All kinds of green flag stops going on.


Simicos and goodyears everywhere.

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I may actually prefer some helton specials to avoid a fuel mileage race.

Don't hate on Greg Biffle Tannon.

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Knaus' asshole is tightening by the moment

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:46 pm 
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Johnson into the wall, did he blow a right front?

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Way to go Jimmie! :evil:

I'm hitting the garage.

Take the reigns Hawger!

I may have to post from the garage, I was heading there also.

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Gonna be a big shakeup in Dr. Ken's contest.

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Mears should be the lucky dog I believe.

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Johson to 28th, still on the leap lap.

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Keeping Score wrote:
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Johson to 28th, still on the leap lap.



I would just go with 7 1/2 Time if it's gonna be such a problem to spell his name right.

Would you like to do this by yourself?

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Is this race official yet, Hawger?

That's going to take me a while to count up on my fingers and toes.





Yes

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Biff is getting passed every lap now. We need a caution to get that car tuned up.

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CAUTION!!!

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Denny Hamlin and Kyle Petty are in a huge social media fight right now. I'll have more on that when I get a second.

Hamlin needs to stop letting his vagina get ahold of his twitter account.

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What pit road shenanigans did the 10 car pull this time to get out 7 spots ahead of where they went in?

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What pit road shenanigans did the 10 car pull this time to get out 7 spots ahead of where they went in?


Two tires?

What the hell was she doing on the restart going 6 wide??

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The required blowing of the 10 car for being in 20th. Completely neccessary DJ. Just keep reading off the script.

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Caution!!!

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I don't like the fact that Sweet Cheeks will be starting by Kenseth.

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I don't like the fact that Sweet Cheeks will be starting by Kenseth.

Did you see her last restart??? I wouldn't want to be around her.

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I don't like the fact that Sweet Cheeks will be starting by Kenseth.

Did you see her last restart??? I wouldn't want to be around her.

Yes that was my point.

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If this tennis dude can't get the job done, I can.

:lol:

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They are racing again, back to you KS.

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:lol: :lol: She tried to do it again. Nascar had orders to only show the restart ahead of her but as they cut back you could she that she tried it again but the yellow car shut the door on her shenanigans.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Kenseth up to 16th for all of the Hawg Ass fans.

Danica in a wreck. :lol:

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Her savage and wreckless driving nearly killed Jeff Burton. The Don shall finally turn on her.

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Will they stop for Goodyears, how many will they take? Pack that car full of Simico fuel, stayed tuned Race Fans as KS will have a full report shortly.

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Ummm KS, you going to help me out here?

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