Newman "if we were a championship caliber team we would have a championship caliber pit crew"

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

yeah nothing like throwing your team under the bus. I think they had a 13 sec stop on that last one.

Pretty damn good.

He is a fuck face. Glad he is missing the chase

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I wonder if Stewert/Haas didn't give him the A team pit crew since he was the only one capable of making the chase. I can't believe he said that. That is Danica in IRL under the bus throwing.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Newman is just returning the favor for being dropped

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It looks like I might get Carl or Denny. Not really too big a fan of either one...

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It's looking suspicious for Clint. I smell some potential sanctions coming...

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scratch that, i was looking at the wrong list..

Who knows what is going to happen now with this whole deal.

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I have finally made it back to the Racelog Announce Booth. Why is there a big pile of hotdog wrappers, an empty bottle of Lord Calvert, and Packers Zubaz on the floor???

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Early returns from the Rules Cabal Conference Room:

Otunga's Coffee Mug is the LCW winner. There is a tie for 12th place.

Since Free Ajent has transferred to the playoffs, and being a good American, he is considering dropping out of the contest. He is on the Rules Cabal hotline phone as we speak...

...more to follow.

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oh wow, you lot have a proper chase for your contest? sounds wicked.

OCM's gonna win the whole thing, right?

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We have a proper Chase full of emotions and hurt feelings. This is year six, where ya bean??

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Overall Standings/Race Results
After Week 26

Total Pts._______________Fin.Pts. Driver
970 Terry's Peeps****____11th-33 Kevin Harvick
876 Gloopan Kuratz***____17th-29 Brad Keselowski
832 Keeping Score**_____19th-25 Kyle Busch
828 Peoria Matt*** _______6th-39 Matt Kenseth
827 Apologist*___________25th-20 Clint Bowyer
816 Dr. Ken_____________21st-23 Denny Hamlin
810 Hatchetman__________3rd-42 Ryan Newman
808 Urlacher's missing neck*_5th-40 Paul Menard
773 newper_____________26th-18 Casey Mears
758 Free Ajent____________4th-41 Jamie McMurray
720 spanky*______________7th-37 Martin Truex Jr.
708 RFDC*_______________1st-47 Carl Edwards
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---SILLY SEASON---56th Annual Daytona 500---February 23, 2014---
708 Hawg Ass*__________ 13th-31 Dale Earnhardt Jr.
700 chaspoppcap*_________40th-4 Jimmie Johnson
698 Otunga's Coffee Mug*** _16th-28 Juan Pablo Montoya
684 K Effective*__________12th-32 Greg Biffle
667 Scorehead___________14th-30 Kasey Kahne
665 Hank Scorpio________22nd-22 Joey Logano
656 SHARK_____________24th-20 Brian Vickers
654 sjboyd0137__________20th-24 Aric Almirola
648 doug-ep*___________8th-37 Jeff Gordon
601 donspiracy___________9th-35 Mark Martin
600 City Of Fools__________18th-26 Jeff Burton
578 mcbrides*___________10th-34 Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
536 jimmypasta*__________29th-15 David Ragan
451 Boilermaker Rick______2nd-43 Kurt Busch
*Dealbreaker award ______

There it is ladies and gentleman. The regular season final standings. Otunga's Coffee Mug beats City of Fools by 2, count 'em twooooooooooooooooooooooooo points to win the 1st Inaugural Free Ajent Memorial LCW Tournament. More on that in a minute... Let's look at the table and who transferred to the Chase.

Congrats to the highest levels go to RFDC, he got into the Chase with the help of fellow Missourian Carl Edwards and has the tie breaker over Hawg Ass as they both finished with 708 points. A season ending sadface for chas. With Ol' 7 3/4 Time finishing 40th tonight, drops him out of the Top 12.

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I'm fully expecting shenanigans.

Just this Richmond deal here, I had a guy that looks like he took a dive intentionally, and it was fairly obvious to most of the people watching. I'm expecting some punishments and tomfoolery

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I haven't seen a minute of the race. But I am going to catch the replay at 3am.

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Boom.
I made approximately.......2 or 3 picks all year. In 26 races. Still made the playoffs.



The scoring rules of this game may be slightly flawed. Just sayin.....

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You're don's Spaulding.

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I agree but I don't know what that means.

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Maybe I'll try this next year...

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

The rules or just my basic math skills?

Spaulding is in Dr. Ken's contest, doing very well without picking.

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Players should be required to make a pick, & if they don't they score zero points for the week. Why assign a default driver to them?

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Free Ajent has removed himself from the Chase portion of the contest. He has done this for the betterment of the contest and because he is a good and proud American. In lieu of the gracious act of kindness, the LCW tournament has been named in his honor. The Rules Cabal is humbled.

Without further ado, here is the Chase lineup:

Pts. ___________________Driver
15 Terry's Peeps****____Matt Kenseth
12 Gloopan Kuratz***____Jimmie Johnson
12 Keeping Score**______Kyle Busch
6 Peoria Matt***________Kevin Harvick
6 Apologist*____________Carl Edwards
6 Dr. Ken_______________Kasey Kahne
3 Hatchetman___________Joey Logano
3 Urlacher's missing neck*_Greg Biffle
3 newper_______________Martin Truex Jr
0 spanky*______________Clint Bowyer
0 RFDC*________________Dale Earnhardt Jr
0 Hawg Ass*____________Kurt Busch
0 Otunga's CoffeeMug***_The Field

Yes indeed, Hawg Ass gets to transfer to the Chase. You may be asking yourself, what is "The Field"? That will be the best finishing driver NOT picked or any of the Chase drivers. This may be more fair or unfair to the LCW winner. Otunga's CoffeeMug will only get to make one pick per week, just like anybody else left. The Field driver will be in a pool of the remaining drivers not picked each week. The next race is the Geico 400 from Chicagoland Speedway. Good luck to everybody left in the contest. Have at it, boys!

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Keeping Score is going to win this.

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It's a joke that became an experiment that became a tradition.

A tradition unlike any other...

Kasey Kahne is so dreamy.

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https://twitter.com/DrKenCast

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2018
#ExtendLafleur

Wooo Hooo.

Thank you Carl Edwards!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I end up with Biff every fucking year

This year he is going to close the deal.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

In the past, we all get a non-Chase pick

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Son of a Bitch,the one time all season I get my first pick and this happens. Well Don can I be a dick and use my dealbreaker just to fuck with someone?

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Chasfuckcap got what he deserved. Couldn't happen to a bigger asshole in the contest.

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