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Everybody pick a driver each week. Nobody picks the same driver, picking is first come first served. The thread will be posted weekly. By rule, I get to pick Kasey Kahne each week if I am so compelled. Tally up the points of the driver yous pick each week and reset the field after the Richmond race. This will be a 26 week play-in to the Chase For The Cup.
This means there will only be 43 spots available in this contest. SO SIGN UP EARLY AND OFTEN(you mults yous).

Then, starting with the first Chase race at Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet, the Top 12 posters shall be assigned to the driver corresponding in the SPRINT CUP standings. They keep this driver for the duration of the Chase. The chosen 12 will also get to pick a driver out of the Chase to make things more interesting. And rack up the points for the championship.

Confused? Good. Reward? Yes. A prize of undetermined greatness will be given out after the season.

1. If you pick someone and one of the players ahead of you in the standings want that driver, you have to pick another driver. This will go on for the rest of the season, just like NASCAR. If you don't pick another driver by the drop of the green flag you will be assigned the best available driver based on qualifying. A poster can only have their pick bumped ONCE per week. Your second pick will be protected from getting bumped a second time. Unless someone uses a Dealbreaker award on you.

*Dealbreaker award
This rule has been added to let someone who picks a race winner to be given a Dealbreaker award. It would let the poster either pick bump anyone(except the leader) ahead of them in the standings or take somebodys second pick. It can be saved and used at anytime during the regular season, even right before the drop of the green flag. The Dealbreaker award is a regular season gimmick and none will be given during the playoff season. The awards can transfer to the playoffs, but all deals must be complete by the last regular season race Week 26 at Richmond.

Any players who get their pick bumped or somebody goes and uses the Dealbreaker on them, they will be PM'ed in a timely manner as possible. Dealbreaker awards are able to be bought, sold, or bartered. Players don't have to use them every week or ever use them at all and sell them to players that would really need it late in the regular season. The Dealbreaker may be dealt for straight cash homie, or you can trade some of your points, or work out something to job a player ahead of you in the standings.

Shenanigans are endorsed and encouraged by the Rules Cabal. All trades, deals, and any other kind of brilliant schemes must be presented in the weekly thread and approved by the Rules Cabal for them to be used that week. The value of the Dealbreaker award has yet to been set. I'll leave that up to those involved in the dealings. And let anyone say a single cross word about the Rules Cabal decisions and watch what happens.


If you pick someone and one of the above mentioned posters want that driver, you have to pick another driver. Driver picking priority based on the 2013 standings will go on for the first five weeks, just like NASCAR. If you don't pick another driver by the drop of the green flag you will be assigned the best available driver based on qualifying.

PLEASE NOTE:
A Dealbreaker Pick may be taken from you by someone else also using a Dealbreaker. This is called "nuclear option"
driver picking. Yes, this is unfair and everyone may use up their Dealbreakers going after the same driver, in the same week.

2. After the fifth race of the season driver picking priority will be based off of the 2014 standings. *** A poster can only have their pick bumped ONCE per week. Your second pick will be protected from getting bumped a second time. ***
3. Up to 43 people will be eligible for the contest during the first 26 races of the season. Once the Chase To The Cup starts, only the top 12 will advance to the playoffs.
4. You can sign up and never make a pick, you'll be assigned the best available driver based on qualifying that week.
5. Failure to abide by these rules will be dealt with the most harsh and unfair of judgements by the NASCAR Pick 'em rules cabal, err, committee.

Total pts._________________Driver
183 Scorehead____________Jimmie Johnson
179 newper*______________Denny Hamlin
176 RFDC*_______________*Dale Earnhardt Jr.
176 jimmypasta___________NP-Joey Logano
163 chaspopcapp*_________Kyle Busch
156 Hawg Ass____________Jeff Gordon
149 spanky_______________Tony Stewart
146 sjboyd0137___________NP-Greg Biffle
145 Peoria Matt*__________Clint Bowyer
145 doug-ep______________Brad Keselowski
145 K Effective____________Matt Kenseth
142 donspiracy____________Kevin Harvick
135 Apologist______________Kasey Kahne
135 Gloopan Kuratz_________Kurt Busch
118 Hatchetman__________Ryan Newman
111 City Of Fools__________NP-Brian Vickers
111 Urlacher's missing neck__*Jamie Mcmurray
110 Dr. Ken_______________Danica Patrick
105 Hank Scorpio__________Marcos Ambrose
100 NearWSHussra________*Carl Edwards
*Dealbreaker award _______*2nd Pick NP-No Pick

Starting Lineup
NASCAR Sprint Cup Series
STP 500
Martinsville Speedway - 3/30/2014
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Provided by NASCAR Public Relations Statistics


Starting
Position Car# Driver SponsorManu QualifyingSpeed(mph) QualifyingTime(secs)
1 18 Kyle Busch M&M's Toyota 99.674 18.998
2 11 Denny Hamlin FedEx Freight Toyota 99.548 19.022
3 22 Joey Logano Shell Pennzoil Ford 99.428 19.045
4 48 Jimmie Johnson (PC1) Lowe's Chevrolet 99.178 19.093
5 24 Jeff Gordon (PC6) Axalta Chevrolet 99.048 19.118
6 20 Matt Kenseth (PC5) Dollar General Toyota 99.048 19.118
7 14 Tony Stewart (PC3) Code 3 Associates / Mobil 1 Chevrolet 98.883 19.150
8 99 Carl Edwards Fastenal Ford 98.846 19.157
9 1 Jamie McMurray McDonald's Chevrolet 98.625 19.200
10 10 Danica Patrick GoDaddy - Get Found Chevrolet 98.165 19.290
11 16 Greg Biffle 3M Ford 97.764 19.369
12 15 Clint Bowyer 5-hour Energy Toyota 97.382 19.445
13 55 Brian Vickers Aaron's Dream Machine Toyota 98.965 19.134
14 2 Brad Keselowski (PC2) Miller Lite Ford 98.929 19.141
15 47 A.J. Allmendinger Bush's Beans Chevrolet 98.888 19.149
16 31 Ryan Newman Quicken Loans Chevrolet 98.877 19.151
17 9 Marcos Ambrose DeWalt Ford 98.712 19.183
18 4 Kevin Harvick Budweiser Chevrolet 98.707 19.184
19 23 Alex Bowman # Dr Pepper Toyota 98.661 19.193
20 43 Aric Almirola STP Ford 98.625 19.200
21 27 Paul Menard Pittsburgh Paints / Menards Chevrolet 98.610 19.203
22 41 Kurt Busch (PC4) Haas Automation Chevrolet 98.610 19.203
23 13 Casey Mears GEICO Chevrolet 98.599 19.205
24 34 David Ragan Taco Bell Ford 98.599 19.205
25 51 Justin Allgaier # AccuDoc Solutions Chevrolet 98.430 19.238
26 88 Dale Earnhardt Jr. Diet Mountain Dew Chevrolet 98.379 19.248
27 5 Kasey Kahne Farmers Insurance Chevrolet 98.359 19.252
28 42 Kyle Larson # Target Chevrolet 98.333 19.257
29 32 Travis Kvapil Keen Parts / SK Tools Ford 98.246 19.274
30 17 Ricky Stenhouse Jr. Ford EcoBoost Ford 98.206 19.282
31 78 Martin Truex Jr. Furniture Row Chevrolet 98.200 19.283
32 95 Michael McDowell Triangle Office Equipment Ford 98.002 19.322
33 98 Josh Wise Phil Parsons Racing Chevrolet 97.957 19.331
34 3 Austin Dillon # Dow Chevrolet 97.886 19.345
35 26 Cole Whitt # Swan Energy Toyota 97.820 19.358
36 40 Landon Cassill(i) CRC Brakleen / FiberLock Chevrolet 97.759 19.370
37 33 David Stremme Mace Brands Chevrolet 97.684 19.385
38 83 Ryan Truex # Borla Exhaust Toyota 97.598 19.402
39 38 David Gilliland Long John Silver's Ford 97.458 19.430
40 7 Michael Annett # Pilot / Flying J Chevrolet 97.217 19.478
41 30 Parker Kligerman # Swan Energy Toyota 97.078 19.506
42 36 Reed Sorenson Chevrolet 97.053 19.511
43 66 Joe Nemechek (i) Land Castle Title Toyota 96.332 19.657
DNQ 35 David Reutimann MDS Transport Toyota 99.365 19.057

PC1 = is the first past champion eligible, PC2 is the 2nd...and so on if more

# Simoco Rookie of the Year candidate

(i) = driver not running for 2014 Sprint Cup Series Championship Drivers Points

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What's this faggotry? #99.

Feel free to read the rules of the contest.

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Welcome race fans!!!!!

It is cold and rainy in Martinsville. And I just got done running the Shamrock Shuffle. Race coverage and possible rain delay theatre will begin shortly.

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Plenty of time to discuss what an amazing accomplishment it is to qualify 10th.

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OMG!! The race started without me!

Missed the lap 1 wreck, and now we have reached the competition caution at Lap 40.

JJ is shown as the leader.

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Plenty of time to discuss what an amazing accomplishment it is to qualify 10th.

Her car was setup for qualifying. Already down to 20th.

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