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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2014 11:55 pm 
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The thread is OPEN for making a single pick.
Party liquor for everybody!

The thread will CLOSE at the start of the Showdown Race
then the winner, 2nd place, and the fan vote transfer.

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Yes, you can make your single pick the Showdown winner, Showdown 2nd place, or Fan Vote winner without knowing who they are.(no Dealbreaker award given though)
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Everybody pick a driver each week. Nobody picks the same driver, picking is first come first served. The thread will be posted weekly. By rule, I get to pick Kasey Kahne each week if I am so compelled. Tally up the points of the driver yous pick each week and reset the field after the Richmond race. This will be a 26 week play-in to the Chase For The Cup.
This means there will only be 43 spots available in this coyntest. SO SIGN UP EARLY AND OFTEN(you mults yous).


Then, starting with the first Chase race at Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet, the Top 12 posters shall be assigned to the driver corresponding in the SPRINT CUP standings. They keep this driver for the duration of the Chase. The chosen 12 will also get to pick a driver out of the Chase to make things more interesting. And rack up the points for the championship.

Confused? Good. Reward? Yes. A prize of undetermined greatness will be given out after the season.

1. If you pick someone and one of the players ahead of you in the standings want that driver, you have to pick another driver. This will go on for the rest of the season, just like NASCAR. If you don't pick another driver by the drop of the green flag you will be assigned the best available driver based on qualifying. A poster can only have their pick bumped ONCE per week. Your second pick will be protected from getting bumped a second time. Unless someone uses a Dealbreaker award on you.

*Dealbreaker award
This rule has been added to let someone who picks a race winner to be given a Dealbreaker award. It would let the poster either pick bump anyone(except the leader) ahead of them in the standings or take somebodys second pick. It can be saved and used at anytime during the regular season, even right before the drop of the green flag. The Dealbreaker award is a regular season gimmick and none will be given during the playoff season. The awards can transfer to the playoffs, but all deals must be complete by the last regular season race Week 26 at Richmond.

Any players who get their pick bumped or somebody goes and uses the Dealbreaker on them, they will be PM'ed in a timely manner as possible. Dealbreaker awards are able to be bought, sold, or bartered. Players don't have to use them every week or ever use them at all and sell them to players that would really need it late in the regular season. The Dealbreaker may be dealt for straight cash homie, or you can trade some of your points, or work out something to job a player ahead of you in the standings.

Shenanigans are endorsed and encouraged by the Rules Cabal. All trades, deals, and any other kind of brilliant schemes must be presented in the weekly thread and approved by the Rules Cabal for them to be used that week. The value of the Dealbreaker award has yet to been set. I'll leave that up to those involved in the dealings. And let anyone say a single cross word about the Rules Cabal decisions and watch what happens.


2. Driver picking priority will be based off of the weekly standings. Enforcement of rule #1 is ironclad and absolute, unless I feel otherwise or my belly is filled with party liquor. Whichever occurs first.
3. Up to 43 people will be eligible for the contest during the first 26 races of the season. Once the Chase To The Cup starts, only the top 12 will advance to the playoffs.
4. You can sign up and never make a pick, you'll be assigned the best available driver based on qualifying that week.
5. Failure to abide by these rules will be dealt with the most harsh and unfair of judgements by the NASCAR Pick 'em rules cabal, err, committee.

Total pts._________________ Driver
373 newper**____________Matt Kenseth
373 Scorehead____________Jimmie Johnson
358 RFDC*_______________Kevin Harvick
350 donspiracy____________ NP-Clint Bowyer
335 spanky_______________Kyle Busch
332 Peoria Matt*__________*Joey Logano
322 doug-ep*_____________Carl Edwards
316 Hawg Ass_____________Kasey Kahne
314 NearWSHussra________NP-Jamie Mcmurray
310 Gloopan Kuratz*_______*Brad Keselowski
304 Hatchetman*__________*Tony Stewart
304 City Of Fools__________NP-Martin Truex Jr.
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291 chaspopcapp*_________Jeff Gordon
291 sjboyd0137___________NP-Brian Vickers
286 Dr. Ken_______________NP-AJ Allmendinger
279 Urlacher's missing neck__Greg Biffle
277 K Effective____________Denny Hamlin
276 Hank Scorpio*_________Ryan Newman
272 jimmypasta___________NP-Kurt Busch
266 Apologist_____________Dale Earnhardt Jr.
*Dealbreaker award _______*2nd Pick

2014 All-Star race awards table
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125 points WINNER TAKE ALL!
Dealbreaker awards for the following:
-picking the Showdown winner, or Fan Vote winner, by name.
-winners of Segment 1, 2, 3, 4, and one for the guy who comes out of the pit first after the Segment 4 mandatory four-tire stop, if it's not the Segment 4 winner(no double-dippin' there).
-leading 10 laps
-catching on fire. gas/oil line failure, tire rubber on brakes, and engine destruction only. Unburnt fuel out the exhaust when restarting a stalled car does not count.
-avoiding a wreck by going thru the infield with no contact, splitter damage is ok and driving straight down pit lane does not count.(The glorious cheater JJ did this last year)
-being taken out by another driver. Thru either ill will or ill handling, a driver taken out of the race and must DNF the event to get the award. If your driver takes himself out or causes the wreck, no award is given.
-first car out. the last place finisher will get a prize too. It is possible for the double dip here if your guy is taken out and ends up last. Two Deals, Wow!

Some of these awards are judgment calls and thankfully the NASCAR Rules Cabal has great judgment. I'll have my big yellow pad out during the race and will do a racelog.
All disputes and pleading of cases will be heard and acted upon in a timely manner.

Enrty List
Sprint All-Star Race
NASCAR Sprint Cup Series
Charlotte Motor Speedway - 5/17/2014


Car # Driver Manu. Sponsor Owner
1 1 Jamie McMurray Bass Pro Chevy Felix Sabates
2 2 Brad Keselowski Miller Lite Ford Roger Penske
3 4 Kevin Harvick Hunt Brothers Pizza Chevy Tony Stewart
4 5 Kasey Kahne Time Warner Cable Chevy Linda Hendrick
5 11 Denny Hamlin FedEx Express Toyota J D Gibbs
6 14 Tony Stewart Bass Pro Shops Tracker Boats Chevy Margaret Haas
7 16 Greg Biffle 3M Ford Jack Roush
8 18 Kyle Busch M&M's Toyota Joe Gibbs
9 20 Matt Kenseth Home Depot Husky Toyota Joe Gibbs
10 22 Joey Logano Shell Pennzoil Ford Walter Czarnecki
11 24 Jeff Gordon Drive to End Hunger Chevy Rick Hendrick
12 31 Ryan Newman CAT-Quicken Loans Chevy Richard Childress
13 34 David Ragan TACO BELL Ford Bob Jenkins
14 41 Kurt Busch Haas Automation Chevy Gene Haas
15 48 Jimmie Johnson Lowe's Patriotic Chevy Jeff Gordon
16 55 Brian Vickers Aaron's Dream Machine Toyota Michael Waltrip
17 78 Martin Truex Jr Furniture Row Chevy Barney Visser
18 88 Dale Earnhardt Jr National Guard Chevy Rick Hendrick
19 99 Carl Edwards Fastenal Ford Jack Roush
20 ?? Sprint Showdown Winner
21 ?? Sprint Showdown RunnerUp
22 ?? Fan Vote Winner

Entry List
The Sprint Showdown
NASCAR Sprint Cup Series
Charlotte Motor Speedway - 5/16/2014


Car # Driver Manu. Sponsor Owner
1 3 Austin Dillon Chevy Dow Richard Childress
2 7 Michael Annett Chevy Pilot Flying J Tommy Baldwin
3 9 Marcos Ambrose Ford DeWalt Richard Petty
4 10 Danica Patrick Chevy GoDaddy Cares Tony Stewart
5 13 Casey Mears Chevy GEICO Bob Germain
6 15 Clint Bowyer Toyota Charter Rob Kauffman
7 17 Ricky Stenhouse Jr Ford Building For America's Bravest John Henry
8 23 Alex Bowman Toyota Dr. Pepper Toyota Camry Ron Devine
9 26 Cole Whitt Toyota TBA Anthony Marlowe
10 27 Paul Menard Chevy Serta / Menards Richard Childress
11 32 Blake Koch(i) Ford TBA Frank Stoddard Jr
12 33 David Stremme Chevy Little Joe's Autos Joe Falk
13 36 Reed Sorenson Chevy Tommy Baldwin Racing Chevrolet Allan Heinke
14 38 David Gilliland Ford Love's Brad Jenkins
15 40 Landon Cassill(i) Chevy Hillman Racing Michael Hillman
16 42 Kyle Larson Chevy Target Chip Ganassi
17 43 Aric Almirola Ford Smithfield Richard Petty
18 44 J J Yeley(i) Chevy Phoenix Warehouse John Cohen
19 47 A J Allmendinger Chevy Freightliner-Miller Welders Tad Geschickter
20 66 Joe Nemechek(i) Toyota Land Castle Title Jay Robinson
21 77 Dave Blaney Ford TBA Randy Humphrey
22 83 Ryan Truex Toyota TBA Ron Devine
23 98 Josh Wise Chevy dogecoin-reddit.com Mike Curb

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It seems they just keep adding more and more junk to this thing.

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Engines are fired!!

We might get this race started by 9!

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