About freaking time

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Fuck you I called Logano first and I hate this bumping shit.

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I been calling him for years man.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Overall Standings
After Week 22

Total pts.______________ Fin.-Pts. Driver
846 Scorehead******______2nd-43 Kyle Busch
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776 Hawg Ass**___________8th-36 Carl Edwards
756 Gloopan Kuratz***_____ 7th-38 Brad Keselowski
718 chaspopcapp*_________1st-47 Joey Logano
697 Urlacher's missing neck*__10th-34 Jimmie Johnson
686 spanky**____________24th-21 AJ Allmendinger
675 Matt Murton's Beard**___5th-39 Kurt Busch
675 newper**____________36th-8 Austin Dillon
669 K Effective*___________13th-31 Paul Menard
649 doug-ep______________3rd-43 Kevin Harvick
627 Hatchetman***_______43rd-1 Tony Stewart
619 Peoria Matt*___________4th-41 Matt Kenseth
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606 donspiracy**__________11th-33 Dale Earnhardt Jr.
590 RFDC*_______________41st-3 Jeff Gordon
583 Apologist***__________25th-20 Martin Truex Jr.
583 sjboyd0137___________19th-25 Justin Algaier
553.5 pittmike____________12th-32 Kyle Larson
543 Dr. Ken_______________27th-17 Denny Hamlin
520 City Of Fools*__________6th-38 Clint Bowyer
492 Hussra_______________40th-4 Jamie Mcmurray
465 Hank Scorpio__________23rd-21 David Ragan
---SILLY SEASON---58th Annual Daytona 500---February 21, 2016---
433 jimmypasta___________15th-29 Ryan Newman
*Dealbreaker award_______

Yup, it's that time of year racefans. Only 4 races until the playoffs. 184 is the max points differential. Scorehead has clinched for the Chase and jimmypasta has been eliminated. Chas got his every elusive win and now we know what the sound of one hand clapping is.

The LCQ tournament will start with Week 23 at Michigan.
The following memo has been released from the Nascar Rules Cabal PR Office.

LCQ for a thirteenth playoff spot announced. That's Last Chance Qualifier for those that don't know. There will be a 10 seed head to head tournament for a 13th playoff spot the last four weeks of the regular season. There are 10 players on the outside looking in of the playoffs. There have been many sadfaces and hurt feelings over the first half of the Nascar calendar. "That asswipe stole my Top 5 finish", "Dammit, why do they still let Danica Patrick on the track??" These cries and gnashing of teeth have been heard for ages. SO we will have a single elimination bracket style tournament to get one more player in the, errr, playoffs. Confused? Good!

"But Rules Cabal, what if I move up or down in the standings in the last three weeks, how will that affect my position?" Great question! We are going with Standard Staffordshire Relagation Ruleset on this deal. In English, seeding is only changed for those coming and going from the Top 12. There will be lots of swindlin' and swerve-in the last three weeks, but in the end, 13 will advance to the playoffs. Feel free to ask any questions and file complaints and grievances up front.

Follow the LCQ tourney bracket here:
http://challonge.com/NASCARLCQ

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