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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:24 pm 
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It's over. Dropped from her team. No sponsors. Everyone can now rejoice. Racing will be popular again.


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She always struck me as somebody that wouldn't be fun to bang.

She would just lay on her back and wait for it to be over. Not getting into it at all.


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Beardown wrote:
She always struck me as somebody that wouldn't be fun to bang.

She would just lay on her back and wait for it to be over. Not getting into it at all.


give her the strap on and bend over. she'd get into it I bet.

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Hatchetman wrote:
Beardown wrote:
She always struck me as somebody that wouldn't be fun to bang.

She would just lay on her back and wait for it to be over. Not getting into it at all.


give her the strap on and bend over. she'd get into it I bet.


You always make me laugh. :lol:

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If you've seen her instagram yoga pics you would think otherwise.

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I can't imagine she goes back to Indy if she wants to stay with Ricky S. She might be able to pull off some minor sponsor to be able to do laps for money. She will never get another highly competitive ride again. Hell, even Kennseth is unemployed so far after this year.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:09 pm 
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If you've seen her instagram yoga pics you would think otherwise.


Yeah. She looks good. But I don't think she would be fun to bang.

Billy Bob Thornton was on the Stern's show and said Angelina Jolie was a stiff in bed. I think she's that type. That's all. Sometimes hot girls aren't into sex. They think they're too hot to be banged. Like it's beneath them. Something like that.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:20 pm 
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most girls arent that good in bed. they either try way too hard and its annoying, or they just lay there like theyre waiting to see how bad you could possibly be.

i always tell them just act like you actually want to masturbate me and everything will be fine

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I guess the photogenic NASCAR 's 15 minutes is up.

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I don't really follow NASCAR very closely but the only time she seems to make any headlines is when she crashes or takes out other
drivers in the field.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:36 am 
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You fucking misogynistic pricks. She's the most qualified driver in racing history. The only reason she lost her sponsorship was because she's a woman and the Russians and James Comey.

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Beardown wrote:
Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
If you've seen her instagram yoga pics you would think otherwise.


Yeah. She looks good. But I don't think she would be fun to bang.

Billy Bob Thornton was on the Stern's show and said Angelina Jolie was a stiff in bed. I think she's that type. That's all. Sometimes hot girls aren't into sex. They think they're too hot to be banged. Like it's beneath them. Something like that.

How into sex can you get really when your partner is Billy Bob Thornton?

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Maybe if her car could go more than .78 mph for every mph the men's cars can go she'd have a chance.


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Darkside wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
If you've seen her instagram yoga pics you would think otherwise.


Yeah. She looks good. But I don't think she would be fun to bang.

Billy Bob Thornton was on the Stern's show and said Angelina Jolie was a stiff in bed. I think she's that type. That's all. Sometimes hot girls aren't into sex. They think they're too hot to be banged. Like it's beneath them. Something like that.

How into sex can you get really when your partner is Billy Bob Thornton?



Now, Billy Bob isn't quite Jeter level, but he has had some premium girlfriends.

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You fucking misogynistic pricks. She's the most qualified driver in racing history. The only reason she lost her sponsorship was because she's a woman and the Russians and James Comey.


Wait, I thought it was because she's the most conniving, unethical criminal in American history. Mishandling email secrets.

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most girls arent that good in bed. they either try way too hard and its annoying, or they just lay there like theyre waiting to see how bad you could possibly be.

i always tell them just act like you actually want to masturbate me and everything will be fine

Wanna start a podcast? Sex tips with Ike


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Wouldn't be the weirdest podcast I've listened to.

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i would love to start a podcast. but i was raised by bigots and misogynists that had zero filter. the show would have to be called 'things you just cant say in society anymore'

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