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Caller Bob

Post subject: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 12:14 pm

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Dead at 87. He fucked his underage cousin, but so do Packer fans (in his defense).

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 12:24 pm

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He was only 87?

Also, he was from the south...so I'm pretty sure under age cousin fucking is encouraged.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 12:25 pm

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Would’ve guessed dead.

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Joe Orr Road Rod

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 12:34 pm

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The Jerry Lee Lewis Home and Drive-Thur Liquor Store (yeah, it's real) in Ferriday, LA was something else. It was run by his half-crazy sister.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 12:36 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

He was only 87?

Also, he was from the south...so I'm pretty sure under age cousin fucking is encouraged.

Mandatory in Alabama.

Seriously, dude was still alive? Motherfucking kidfucker lived a long life.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 12:48 pm

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Eaglo wrote:

RIP. Now he can perform with Dean Martin again on that great Vegas stage in the sky

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 12:59 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Eaglo wrote:

RIP. Now he can perform with Dean Martin again on that great Vegas stage in the sky

Eaglo wrote:

A wop bop a loo bop a lop ba ba

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 12:59 pm

Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:36 pm
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I thought he died decades ago.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 2:15 pm

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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He married her. It wasn't like it was wanton underage incest. It's just a thing they did back then.

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a retard

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 2:58 pm

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I too am solidly in the "I thought he was already dead" camp.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 3:01 pm

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a genius wrote:

I too am solidly in the "I thought he was already dead" camp.

I'm worse. I didn't know there was another Jerry Lewis.

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Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 3:27 pm

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a genius wrote:

I too am solidly in the "I thought he was already dead" camp.

^

Like 35 years ago

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 3:47 pm

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Nas wrote:

a genius wrote:

I too am solidly in the "I thought he was already dead" camp.

I'm worse. I didn't know there was another Jerry Lewis.

gives new meaning to the term Jerry's kids

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 5:31 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The Jerry Lee Lewis Home and Drive-Thur Liquor Store (yeah, it's real) in Ferriday, LA was something else. It was run by his half-crazy sister.

The drive thru liquor stores out here were a bit of a surprise when I moved back to Illinois. About as weird as buying an unopened bottle of whiskey from the cannery Bar and Packaged Liquor in Bozeman for take home.

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McCareins_Fan

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2022 12:32 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

He married her. It wasn't like it was wanton underage incest. It's just a thing they did back then.

The Killer

Good Dolphin: On Pedophilia

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2022 7:59 pm

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I thought he was with Buddy Holly in the plane.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2022 9:45 pm

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Nardi wrote:

I thought he was with Buddy Holly in the plane.

He was so hammered he never felt the landing.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 4:03 am

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STOP THE HAMMERING!

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 6:57 am

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Enact common sense hammer laws.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 7:06 am

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 7:31 am

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don't even have to use made up songs--go back to the 70's and pedophile rock:

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Joe Orr Road Rod

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 7:45 am

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Hussra wrote:

don't even have to use made up songs--go back to the 70's and pedophile rock:

Pedo rock!

https://youtu.be/TKzPIKlvaeo

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 7:54 am

McCareins_Fan wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

He married her. It wasn't like it was wanton underage incest. It's just a thing they did back then.

The Killer

Good Dolphin: On Pedophilia

good dolphin - TOO EXTREME FOR THE CFMB!

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 8:07 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Pedo rock!

https://youtu.be/TKzPIKlvaeo

Forgot about Elvis hooking up with Priscilla when she was only 14...somehow Elvis was allowed to stay mainstream while Jerry Lee Lewis got run out of the pop-rock mainstream to the relative backwater that was country music at the time. Or maybe country was more amenable to marrying underage girls.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 9:03 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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let's not forget the lady rockers out there, like Joan Jett singing about the kid dancing by the record machine who was only about 17, give or take a few years

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 9:34 am

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Beatles

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lee Lewis

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2022 9:45 am

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