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250k to see a 100 year old busted up ship?


And they're all gonna be dead in a few more hours. What was it, 5 of them?

I feel horrible for them. Knowing you're going to die and actually knowing the exact time that your going to die. So they're all trapped in there with a running clock on their lives. Then knowing your gonna suffer for a minute or so when you can't breath. That's just fucking cruel. They must be going insane. I hate thinking about what they're going through.


better than listening to Bernstein and Holmes

better than banging Mrs Lemke
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250k to see a 100 year old busted up ship?


And they're all gonna be dead in a few more hours. What was it, 5 of them?

I feel horrible for them. Knowing you're going to die and actually knowing the exact time that your going to die. So they're all trapped in there with a running clock on their lives. Then knowing your gonna suffer for a minute or so when you can't breath. That's just fucking cruel. They must be going insane. I hate thinking about what they're going through.


better than listening to Bernstein and Holmes


Sounds very similar except being able to breathe when you change the channel.

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Nardi wrote:
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250k to see a 100 year old busted up ship?


And they're all gonna be dead in a few more hours. What was it, 5 of them?

I feel horrible for them. Knowing you're going to die and actually knowing the exact time that your going to die. So they're all trapped in there with a running clock on their lives. Then knowing your gonna suffer for a minute or so when you can't breath. That's just fucking cruel. They must be going insane. I hate thinking about what they're going through.


better than listening to Bernstein and Holmes

better than banging Mrs Lemke

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Could've been a Tournament of Bad entry -

Dying in a submersible on a trip to the Titanic vs Listening to Lawrence Holmes Show

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Could've been a Tournament of Bad entry -

Dying in a submersible on a trip to the Titanic vs Listening to Lawrence Holmes Show

You only die once, but you have to hear a Laurence Holmes segment five or six times

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The tourist sub industry is finished.

The tourist space industry is also now cancelled. That means you, Bezos and Musk.

What a horrible disaster.
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The tourist sub industry is finished.
This was a thing?

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The Tourist Sub? That’s Charles Barkley’s favorite.
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The tourist sub industry is finished.

The tourist space industry is also now cancelled. That means you, Bezos and Musk.

What a horrible disaster.


Cartels will definitely be thinking twice about smuggling coke into the country in their home made subs.

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The Tourist Sub? That’s Charles Barkley’s favorite.

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Nice meme, Jacques Cousteau. But its useless because Orcas are mammals and need to stay somewhat near the surface to breathe.

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Nice meme, Jacques Cousteau. But its useless because Orcas are mammals and need to stay somewhat near the surface to breathe.


if you kept up with the news they have been sinking boats in the atlantic the last 3 months.
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I can't wait to die myself laughing harder at the outcome of this , the story so far has made me laugh so hard I came but the VERY real possiblity they will find the sub washed up on shore means one of the 7 fail safes worked, and they just spent 4 days at the surface being thrown around like Ragdolls while the radio beacon they didn't have wasn't able to be seen by anyone hahahahahahaha

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I can't wait to die myself laughing harder at the outcome of this , the story so far has made me laugh so hard I came but the VERY real possiblity they will find the sub washed up on shore means one of the 7 fail safes worked, and they just spent 4 days at the surface being thrown around like Ragdolls while the radio beacon they didn't have wasn't able to be seen by anyone hahahahahahaha

The fuck?

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I can't wait to die myself laughing harder at the outcome of this , the story so far has made me laugh so hard I came but the VERY real possiblity they will find the sub washed up on shore means one of the 7 fail safes worked, and they just spent 4 days at the surface being thrown around like Ragdolls while the radio beacon they didn't have wasn't able to be seen by anyone hahahahahahaha

The fuck?

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I can't wait to die myself laughing harder at the outcome of this , the story so far has made me laugh so hard I came but the VERY real possiblity they will find the sub washed up on shore means one of the 7 fail safes worked, and they just spent 4 days at the surface being thrown around like Ragdolls while the radio beacon they didn't have wasn't able to be seen by anyone hahahahahahaha

The fuck?


You've been around here longer than I have. I've long assumed that Ike South is not a real person, but a guy doing a bit. Is that not the prevailing theory around here?
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I can't wait to die myself laughing harder at the outcome of this , the story so far has made me laugh so hard I came but the VERY real possiblity they will find the sub washed up on shore means one of the 7 fail safes worked, and they just spent 4 days at the surface being thrown around like Ragdolls while the radio beacon they didn't have wasn't able to be seen by anyone hahahahahahaha

The fuck?


You've been around here longer than I have. I've long assumed that Ike South is not a real person, but a guy doing a bit. Is that not the prevailing theory around here?

Man I don't even know.

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I can't wait to die myself laughing harder at the outcome of this , the story so far has made me laugh so hard I came but the VERY real possiblity they will find the sub washed up on shore means one of the 7 fail safes worked, and they just spent 4 days at the surface being thrown around like Ragdolls while the radio beacon they didn't have wasn't able to be seen by anyone hahahahahahaha

The fuck?


You've been around here longer than I have. I've long assumed that Ike South is not a real person, but a guy doing a bit. Is that not the prevailing theory around here?

My prevailing theory is he had a dad, a stepdad, and then another stepdad.
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Warren Newson wrote:
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I can't wait to die myself laughing harder at the outcome of this , the story so far has made me laugh so hard I came but the VERY real possiblity they will find the sub washed up on shore means one of the 7 fail safes worked, and they just spent 4 days at the surface being thrown around like Ragdolls while the radio beacon they didn't have wasn't able to be seen by anyone hahahahahahaha

The fuck?


You've been around here longer than I have. I've long assumed that Ike South is not a real person, but a guy doing a bit. Is that not the prevailing theory around here?


Pretty much

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Nas wrote:
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I can't wait to die myself laughing harder at the outcome of this , the story so far has made me laugh so hard I came but the VERY real possiblity they will find the sub washed up on shore means one of the 7 fail safes worked, and they just spent 4 days at the surface being thrown around like Ragdolls while the radio beacon they didn't have wasn't able to be seen by anyone hahahahahahaha

The fuck?


You've been around here longer than I have. I've long assumed that Ike South is not a real person, but a guy doing a bit. Is that not the prevailing theory around here?


Pretty much

Your bit is DeSanto is so incompetent , he should be Fetterman's clothes-picker and speech therapist.
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Nardi wrote:
Nas wrote:
Warren Newson wrote:
Darkside wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
I can't wait to die myself laughing harder at the outcome of this , the story so far has made me laugh so hard I came but the VERY real possiblity they will find the sub washed up on shore means one of the 7 fail safes worked, and they just spent 4 days at the surface being thrown around like Ragdolls while the radio beacon they didn't have wasn't able to be seen by anyone hahahahahahaha

The fuck?


You've been around here longer than I have. I've long assumed that Ike South is not a real person, but a guy doing a bit. Is that not the prevailing theory around here?


Pretty much

Your bit is DeSanto is so incompetent , he should be Fetterman's clothes-picker and speech therapist.


Not at all. CIA Agent DeSantis is still struggling to be human. Agent Obama didn't have that problem; therefore, he could connect with people.

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anyone following this story would know all those passengers deserved the darwin award. complete morons, every last one of them.

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Warren Newson wrote:
Darkside wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
I can't wait to die myself laughing harder at the outcome of this , the story so far has made me laugh so hard I came but the VERY real possiblity they will find the sub washed up on shore means one of the 7 fail safes worked, and they just spent 4 days at the surface being thrown around like Ragdolls while the radio beacon they didn't have wasn't able to be seen by anyone hahahahahahaha

The fuck?


You've been around here longer than I have. I've long assumed that Ike South is not a real person, but a guy doing a bit. Is that not the prevailing theory around here?


Tommy admitted he was Ike
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Apparently, the controller survived.


Nah, I think that's a fake. No plastic controller is withstanding ocean pressure at those depths.

Separately, I think it's clear this is all on the CEO. Dude tried to pass of "cutting costs" as "innovation" and it cost four lives plus is own. If you want to experiment, fine, but you can't risk the lives of others in your little experiment.

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