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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2023 5:08 pm 
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more like burn in hell you pos!

I just learned about it from one of the neighbors.

I seen it a few months ago. It was walking on 3 legs. One leg was limping.

Not surprised since the pos deadbeat owners neglected it. let it loose without a leash where it shit on my lawn and flowers.

I must say the years of back and forth arguments between the dog and it's owners was like a game. A Duel. I will miss the vitriol I had against those pieces of shit and that shithead dog.

I just hope they don't buy a pitbull now.


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HawaiiYou wrote:

I must say the years of back and forth arguments between the dog and it's owners was like a game.


The dog owners were engaged in a multi-year argument with their dog?

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No surprise to any of us that you are an animal hater

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I’m a big 3 stooges fan.


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HawaiiYou wrote:

I must say the years of back and forth arguments between the dog and it's owners was like a game.


The dog owners were engaged in a multi-year argument with their dog?


With me. I wrote it wrong.


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HawaiiYou wrote:

I must say the years of back and forth arguments between the dog and it's owners was like a game.


The dog owners were engaged in a multi-year argument with their dog?

You're very good at this.


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there's only one thing you can do to rectify the situation and balance the books: start shitting on their lawn.


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Hussra wrote:
there's only one thing you can do to rectify the situation and balance the books: start shitting on their lawn.



we discussed this like 7 years ago. many posters suggested the same but I was not going to do that. i am not an animal.


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HawaiiYou wrote:
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there's only one thing you can do to rectify the situation and balance the books: start shitting on their lawn.



we discussed this like 7 years ago. many posters suggested the same but I was not going to do that. i am not an animal.


In that case, you should probably shit in a bag and dump the contents on their lawn. It's a more sophisticated approach.

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HawaiiYou wrote:
Hussra wrote:
there's only one thing you can do to rectify the situation and balance the books: start shitting on their lawn.



we discussed this like 7 years ago. many posters suggested the same but I was not going to do that. i am not an animal.

Here's what you do: Eat a lot of fiber, for like a week straight. No coffee or other sources of caffeine, either. Then, you take a large metal tub, like the kind they show cowboys taking their quarterly baths in. You get yourself one of those, shit in it a few times. Hopefully you remember the first part about the fiber, because then you'll have some nice chunks spread around the tub. Then, and this is the part where you get back at your neighbors: you fill the tub with bleach, handcuff your arms behind your back and go bobbing for turd apples.


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HawaiiYou wrote:
Hussra wrote:
there's only one thing you can do to rectify the situation and balance the books: start shitting on their lawn.



we discussed this like 7 years ago. many posters suggested the same but I was not going to do that. i am not an animal.

Here's what you do: Eat a lot of fiber, for like a week straight. No coffee or other sources of caffeine, either. Then, you take a large metal tub, like the kind they show cowboys taking their quarterly baths in. You get yourself one of those, shit in it a few times. Hopefully you remember the first part about the fiber, because then you'll have some nice chunks spread around the tub. Then, and this is the part where you get back at your neighbors: you fill the tub with bleach, handcuff your arms behind your back and go bobbing for turd apples.


You suggested this 7 yrs ago in the original thread.

It’s over now. No need to spike the football.

And no I’m didn’t do the bacon grease trick.


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Leave cups of antifreeze outside and mix steak bits with rat poison. You won't have to worry about dogs.

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So, we all agree that HY killed that dog, right?

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So, we all agree that HY killed that dog, right?


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Darkside wrote:
So, we all agree that HY killed that dog, right?


Yep


a mult killed a mut?


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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Darkside wrote:
So, we all agree that HY killed that dog, right?


Yep


a mult killed a mut?

A shit killed a shih tzu?


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I never killed that dog you asshole.

Blame the shithead owners.

When it was in pain trying to walk on 3 legs they should have put it down. It was painful to see but I didn’t give a shit by then. They are shit dog owners and human beings


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billypootons wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Darkside wrote:
So, we all agree that HY killed that dog, right?


Yep


a mult killed a mut?


More like a nut killed a mutt.

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
billypootons wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Darkside wrote:
So, we all agree that HY killed that dog, right?


Yep


a mult killed a mut?


More like a nut killed a mutt.


(((Hawaii You)))?

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
billypootons wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Darkside wrote:
So, we all agree that HY killed that dog, right?


Yep


a mult killed a mut?


More like a nut killed a mutt.


(((Hawaii You)))?

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He killed that poor dog. On top of it, mocking the little guy's afflictions. I've heard from the international posters, and let me tell you, they are horrified. They demand no more PBP.


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I never killed that dog you asshole.

Blame the shithead owners.

When it was in pain trying to walk on 3 legs they should have put it down. It was painful to see but I didn’t give a shit by then. They are shit dog owners and human beings


So youre saying you intentionally let an innocent pooper live in agony?

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He killed that poor dog. On top of it, mocking the little guy's afflictions. I've heard from the international posters, and let me tell you, they are horrified. They demand no more PBP.


Indian posters would be pissed off at him for not putting that useless shit machine on the barbeque

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HawaiiYou wrote:
I never killed that dog you asshole.

Blame the shithead owners.

When it was in pain trying to walk on 3 legs they should have put it down. It was painful to see but I didn’t give a shit by then. They are shit dog owners and human beings


So youre saying you intentionally let an innocent pooper live in agony?

No, he killed it.


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