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| Author: | Aggravated Sox Fan Bob [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Where is the line of fishing gear? |
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| Author: | STU-GOTZ [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:22 am ] |
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Quote: Seacrest It is you STU.[/quote Zip up my fly and look up. |
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| Author: | DegenerateDave [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:41 am ] |
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I leave at 4PM yesterday and come back to the greatest thread in the history of CSFMB. Somehow all the dumb shit I have posted now seems trivial and insignificant. Thank You Elmhurst Steve. I had your back on the call but after reading this thread - I am taking a few steps back to avoid the shrapnel. Holy hell. |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
This isn't about you Dave, this is about Elmhurst Steve |
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| Author: | DegenerateDave [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:46 am ] |
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doug - evergreen park wrote: This isn't about you Dave, this is about Elmhurst Steve Doug - I have never felt less relevant in my life and thank God for Elmhurst Steve. |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Wow....this was....something. Thanks Bryan for suggesting that this thread be read in it's entirety. It was rather special... |
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| Author: | Phil McCracken [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Krazy Ivan wrote: Wow....this was....something. Thanks Bryan for suggesting that this thread be read in it's entirety. It was rather special... Like the Special Olympics |
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| Author: | DegenerateDave [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
I think Moondick may replace Cockskirt as my new favorite word. Is there a record for Douchebag nominations and Shoutout nominations in the same week? |
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
After closer inspection of the thong photo it appears that Elmhurst Steve has incorporated an area near the taint that allows him to more easily tuck his junk between his legs so that the thong fits correctly. Nice bit of fashion engineering there Steve, that is why you sir, are the best. I won't be purchasing them for myself of course, but as long as you are comfortable, especially when sitting on your bar stool like that, more power to you....  (see below) |
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Elmhurst Steve wrote: [ You seem like a reasonably nice guy from your posts ElmhurstSteve but you waited on hold to say that? I was on hold all of 2 minutes. This is going to sound boastful, but it's just fact....if you are a good caller, they take you ahead of other calls and don't make you wait.[/quote] if you have a relevant point to the current topic, you will only wait on hold for about 2 minutes. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
My significant other told me to change some diapers yesterday. I told her "obviously you do not realize I am inaugural member of the CSFMB Hall of Fame". This did not seem to register. I was feeling rather deflated as I wiped a blueberry pack induced explosion from my boy's backside and decided to try for some immediate gratification. As he lay on the changing table looking up at me, I told him "do you know that I am an inaugural member of the CSFMB Hall of Fame?" He grabbed his nuts, smiled and said "you are funny". |
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| Author: | Keyser Soze [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Elmhurst Steve is the poster child for the saying 'ignorance is bliss.' |
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| Author: | Aggravated Sox Fan Bob [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:39 am ] |
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Keyser Soze wrote: Elmhurst Steve is the poster child for the saying 'ignorance is bliss.' Also that you can't avoid growing old, but you sure as shit never have to grow up. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
I'm pretty surprised that ES's hero hasn't defended him yet. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
good dolphin wrote: I was feeling rather deflated as I wiped a blueberry pack induced explosion from my boy's backside ... Nothing like a mouthful of beef jerky whilst reading that piece of prose ....  
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Darkside wrote: I'm pretty surprised that ES's hero hasn't defended him yet. Steve posted already. |
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| Author: | Vincent Antonelli [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
I dont know which is better, this thread or his myspace page. "Strive to Excel" This thread needs to be in the introduction section for all to read. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
BEST THREAD EVER |
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| Author: | Brick [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:48 am ] |
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Darkside wrote: I'm pretty surprised that ES's hero hasn't defended him yet. My guess is that Mac feels like Dr. Frankenstein after reading this thread. I still can't imagine that Mac actually told Elmhurst Steve that he is a "brand name". |
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| Author: | Drop In [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:49 am ] |
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If Elmhurst Steve played for the 85 Bears, Mitch would give him a Howard Stern size contract. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:54 am ] |
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Drop In wrote: If Elmhurst Steve played for the 85 Bears, Mitch would give him a Howard Stern size contract. If Elmhurst Steve played for the '85 Bears, they would be known as the '85, '86, '87, '88, '89, '91, '92, '93, '94, '95, '96, '97, '98, '99, '00, '01, '02, '04, '05, '06, '07, and '08 Bears. They would have only missed '90 and '03 for Steve to take time out to single-handedly win the Gulf War and liberate the Iraqi people. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: I still can't imagine that Mac actually told Elmhurst Steve that he is a "brand name". He probably did, in jest. Kinda like when he would describe Jurko (gloop) as a wordsmith or Harry as a famous actor. |
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| Author: | Phil McCracken [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
rogers park bryan wrote: he would describe Jurko (gloop) as a wordsmith or Harry as a famous actor. Oh he was serious about Harry being a famous actor..... 
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: I still can't imagine that Mac actually told Elmhurst Steve that he is a "brand name". He said it over the air a couple of weeks ago. |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:25 am ] |
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Darkside wrote: I'm pretty surprised that ES's hero hasn't defended him yet. No you're not. Mac's a populist. He may come here now because I posted that, but he would not have otherwise. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Seacrest wrote: Darkside wrote: I'm pretty surprised that ES's hero hasn't defended him yet. No you're not. Mac's a populist. He may come here now because I posted that, but he would not have otherwise. Are you claiming to have an Elmhurst Steve-like power to conjure Mac? |
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| Author: | My Coach Vinny [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
I'm late to the party but the thread and the myspace page were highly amusing. I haven't seen "Chuck Norris" style posts yet. I think the website stuff is excessive. |
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| Author: | Irish Boy [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Darkside wrote: Seacrest wrote: Darkside wrote: I'm pretty surprised that ES's hero hasn't defended him yet. No you're not. Mac's a populist. He may come here now because I posted that, but he would not have otherwise. Are you claiming to have an Elmhurst Steve-like power to conjure Mac? Elmhurst Steve + $300,000 = NO MATCH |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
My Coach Vinny wrote: I'm late to the party but the thread and the myspace page were highly amusing. I haven't seen "Chuck Norris" style posts yet. I think the website stuff is excessive. viewtopic.php?f=47&t=36161&start=0 |
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