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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Darkside wrote:

He ain't gonna say a goddamn thing and we all know it.
This whole post was too Boersey for me. I know something, but I can't say, so I'll just make vague implications and then when and if any information related to the topic comes to light, I'll say I already knew it, even though the whole time... I had nuthin.

Would Reese's Pieces make you leave for a month? How do you feel about Twix?

Did you know they have a new strawberry creme Oreo now? That shit has got be be awesome.
It's too bad no sugar for Darko...

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

spanky wrote:

Depends, who is running this crew now with Bagels in the pokey?

You're lookin at him.

The kid in my office? :shock:

spanky wrote:

Depends, who is running this crew now with Bagels in the pokey?

You're lookin at him.

the fruit and chocolate combo

Is Bagels really locked up? :shock:

and RPB is a top 3 poster in most people's minds - right next to Nowitzki.

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Is Bagels really locked up? :shock:

Yes.

RPB promised to return later and unlock him, but he likes to play naughty.

spanky wrote:

and RPB is a top 3 poster in most people's minds - right next to Nowitzki.

So Ivan was I also Portage Dave (who signed up a year and a half before me)?

So, Ivan, your theory is,

I signed up as Portage Dave, made that awesome post about working out with a guy who knew Mac.

then stopped posting

18 months later started posting as "rogers park bryan" (after calling into MJH with this moniker several times including one call that drew a shoutout from....Krazy Ivan)

Then 6 months later, decided to ressurect Portage Dave as DegenerateDave, and start posting constantly, as both users, including making up stories about Wendy's bathrooms and challenging Shakes to a fight?

Then, I stopped posting as Dave, and have resisted logging in as Dave all this time?Is that your theory?

spanky wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Is Bagels really locked up? :shock:

Yes.

RPB promised to return later and unlock him, but he likes to play naughty.

silent prostitute.

This isn't something I just came up with. This is years of research at work here...

I don't rely on things like "evidence" or "fact". I know what I know.

I did find it weird when DegenerateDave came back to vote for rogers park bryan in the tournament by PM.

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I did find it weird when DegenerateDave came back to vote for rogers park bryan in the tournament by PM.

He's not shittin...

DenerateDave
Last visited:

Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:25 pm

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NOT DED

Kairo

I shouldn't have to tell you to get off of it...

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I did find it weird when DegenerateDave came back to vote for rogers park bryan in the tournament by PM.

He's not shittin...

DenerateDave
Last visited:

Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:25 pm

=

NOT DED

Actually, my joke doesn't work. rpb was ejected from the tournament for being worse than his opponent well before it switched to non-poll voting.

As awesome as Dave was, it hurts me that Ivan thinks I could make all the terrible jokes Dave used to make.

And that I would know that much about Indiana.

I think Juggs=Ivan carries more weight actually....

Author:	Krazy Ivan [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:27 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: Krazy Ivan wrote: Darkside wrote: He ain't gonna say a goddamn thing and we all know it. This whole post was too Boersey for me. I know something, but I can't say, so I'll just make vague implications and then when and if any information related to the topic comes to light, I'll say I already knew it, even though the whole time... I had nuthin. Would Reese's Pieces make you leave for a month? How do you feel about Twix? Did you know they have a new strawberry creme Oreo now? That shit has got be be awesome. It's too bad no sugar for Darko... . That sounds terrible. Not a fan of the fruit and chocolate combo. (Insert gay/racist joke here.)

Author:	The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:27 pm ]
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spanky wrote: The Original Kid Cairo wrote: spanky wrote: Depends, who is running this crew now with Bagels in the pokey? You're lookin at him. The kid in my office?

Author:	Krazy Ivan [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:28 pm ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote: spanky wrote: Depends, who is running this crew now with Bagels in the pokey? You're lookin at him. I guess you're under the impression that if you say something enough, it comes true. There would have to be at least 5 deaths before this would take place...

Author:	The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:28 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote: the fruit and chocolate combo At least one poster fits this description.

Author:	spanky [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:28 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote: Is Bagels really locked up? Yes. RPB promised to return later and unlock him, but he likes to play naughty.

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Author:	rogers park bryan [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:30 pm ]
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spanky wrote: and RPB is a top 3 poster in most people's minds - right next to Nowitzki. So Ivan was I also Portage Dave (who signed up a year and a half before me)? So, Ivan, your theory is, I signed up as Portage Dave, made that awesome post about working out with a guy who knew Mac. then stopped posting 18 months later started posting as "rogers park bryan" (after calling into MJH with this moniker several times including one call that drew a shoutout from....Krazy Ivan) Then 6 months later, decided to ressurect Portage Dave as DegenerateDave, and start posting constantly, as both users, including making up stories about Wendy's bathrooms and challenging Shakes to a fight? Then, I stopped posting as Dave, and have resisted logging in as Dave all this time? Is that your theory?

Author:	Krazy Ivan [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:31 pm ]
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Yes

Author:	spanky [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:31 pm ]
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Sounds pretty simple to me.

Author:	Darkside [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:32 pm ]
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Yeah I'm good with it.

Author:	spanky [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:33 pm ]
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Now that we've put that to rest........ .....still waiting, mcbrides. Spill it.

Author:	W_Z [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:33 pm ]
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spanky wrote: Hank Scorpio wrote: Is Bagels really locked up? Yes. RPB promised to return later and unlock him, but he likes to play naughty. silent prostitute.

Author:	Phil McCracken [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:33 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote: spanky wrote: and RPB is a top 3 poster in most people's minds - right next to Nowitzki. So Ivan was I also Portage Dave (who signed up a year and a half before me)? So, Ivan, your theory is, I signed up as Portage Dave, made that awesome post about working out with a guy who knew Mac. then stopped posting 18 months later started posting as "rogers park bryan" (after calling into MJH with this moniker several times including one call that drew a shoutout from....Krazy Ivan) Then 6 months later, decided to ressurect Portage Dave as DegenerateDave, and start posting constantly, as both users, including making up stories about Wendy's bathrooms and challenging Shakes to a fight? Then, I stopped posting as Dave, and have resisted logging in as Dave all this time?Is that your theory? This is where the theory loses its legs. No way could RPB stay away from logging in as Degenerate Dave all this time. He would have had to give the password to Hoffy to keep safe

Author:	Krazy Ivan [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:34 pm ]
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Notice how Bryan purposely screwed up the McDonalds story in his post knowing full well it wasn't Wendy's. Give me a break... This isn't something I just came up with. This is years of research at work here...

Author:	Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:36 pm ]
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I'll further the theory that Portage Dave was a real guy. Later, after that post was referenced, RPB decided to "re-create" the guy as DegenDave which explains why he didn't just use Portage Dave. RPB has been locked from DD and bigfan won't reset the password.

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Author:	Krazy Ivan [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:36 pm ]
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And I wont apologize for your "ruining" your DDave Returns thread. But YOU gave me permission...

Author:	Brick [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:36 pm ]
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I did find it weird when DegenerateDave came back to vote for rogers park bryan in the tournament by PM.

Author:	Darkside [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:37 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote: I did find it weird when DegenerateDave came back to vote for rogers park bryan in the tournament by PM. He's not shittin... DenerateDave Last visited: Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:25 pm = NOT DED

Author:	Krazy Ivan [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:38 pm ]
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Kairo I shouldn't have to tell you to get off of it...

Author:	Krazy Ivan [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:39 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: I did find it weird when DegenerateDave came back to vote for rogers park bryan in the tournament by PM. He's not shittin... DenerateDave Last visited: Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:25 pm = NOT DED I'm just sayin'...

Author:	Brick [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:40 pm ]
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Actually, my joke doesn't work. rpb was ejected from the tournament for being worse than his opponent well before it switched to non-poll voting.

Author:	spanky [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:40 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: I did find it weird when DegenerateDave came back to vote for rogers park bryan in the tournament by PM. He's not shittin... DenerateDave Last visited: Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:25 pm = NOT DED

Author:	Darkside [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:41 pm ]
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Oh wait. He is shitting. I guess it's really 2011

Author:	Krazy Ivan [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:42 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote: As awesome as Dave was, it hurts me that Ivan thinks I could make all the terrible jokes Dave used to make. And that I would know that much about Indiana. I know that you totally commit to a mult like only a few other posters here do. You're smart, but my mult detection abilities should not be tested. It would have remained a secret if not for you allowing me to post it. rogers park bryan wrote: I think Juggs=Ivan carries more weight actually.... When has this ever been an option? I'm not saying I completely disagree, but I doubt it...