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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:28 am 
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Makalu G wrote:
You guys are hilarious. I know message boards are for expressing thoughts, but shit, do you have to shit on everything?

What the hell could Tiger have said to placate your sense of entitlement? How could he have conveyed sincerity to meet your standards? Should he have cried or ranted or tore his shirt off to cover his sobbing?

Speaking contritely about a hugely public faux pas that effects every aspect of your life would be daunting and speaking off the cuff would be extremely difficult.

All due respect... :shock:


Speaking off the cuff!?!?!?!?! He had a tremendous writer. Too bad he couldn't read over it 2 or 3 times before he took it to live TV so he would have a clue what he was saying.


HE SHOULD HAVE SAID NOTHING. This was a waste of time and achieved absolutely nothing.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:30 am 
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I think she hit him, so I dont KNOW but I suspect he just looked into the face of America and scolded them for even suggesting it.



I think she hit him when she found out Chet Coppock was an anti semite... :wink:

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Makalu G wrote:
You guys are hilarious. I know message boards are for expressing thoughts, but shit, do you have to shit on everything?

What the hell could Tiger have said to placate your sense of entitlement? How could he have conveyed sincerity to meet your standards? Should he have cried or ranted or tore his shirt off to cover his sobbing?

Speaking contritely about a hugely public faux pas that effects every aspect of your life would be daunting and speaking off the cuff would be extremely difficult.

All due respect... :shock:


He shouldn't have had a press conference. He is just trying to get the media to give him a break. Trying to get the money train moving again.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:31 am 
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Makalu G wrote:
You guys are hilarious. I know message boards are for expressing thoughts, but shit, do you have to shit on everything?

What the hell could Tiger have said to placate your sense of entitlement? How could he have conveyed sincerity to meet your standards? Should he have cried or ranted or tore his shirt off to cover his sobbing?

Speaking contritely about a hugely public faux pas that effects every aspect of your life would be daunting and speaking off the cuff would be extremely difficult.

All due respect... :shock:

Why dont you wait and see what Bernstein's thoughts are before you comment, Larry.


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Speaking off the cuff!?!?!?!?! He had a tremendous writer.


I think he was acknowledging that speaking off the cuff would be difficult and so a prepared statement is something we'd all need.


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danny mac sympathizes for tiger because he played the game worse then anyone on the face of this planet? he lied, in the most horrible chronic of ways to his wife and family, and we are supposed to feel bad for him? HE IS A GROWN ASS MAN. HES 40! ok no but still

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LanceBriggs'Lambo wrote:


He is just trying to get the media to give him a break. Trying to get the money train moving again.



What's wrong with that?

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Makalu G wrote:
You guys are hilarious. I know message boards are for expressing thoughts, but shit, do you have to shit on everything?

What the hell could Tiger have said to placate your sense of entitlement? How could he have conveyed sincerity to meet your standards? Should he have cried or ranted or tore his shirt off to cover his sobbing?

Speaking contritely about a hugely public faux pas that effects every aspect of your life would be daunting and speaking off the cuff would be extremely difficult.

All due respect... :shock:


I agree with Bucky Chris and Lance Briggs' Lambo. Silence would've been golden. Private matter. Since he made it public with this press conference, out come the smart asses, me included and I make no apologies.


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Krazy Ivan wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
I think she hit him, so I dont KNOW but I suspect he just looked into the face of America and scolded them for even suggesting it.



I think she hit him when she found out Chet Coppock was an anti semite... :wink:

Good Point. I find it hard to believe that she didnt at least have something to do with his injuries.


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Makalu G wrote:
LanceBriggs'Lambo wrote:


He is just trying to get the media to give him a break. Trying to get the money train moving again.



What's wrong with that?


NOTHING. but im sure as hell not going to "FEEL SORRY" for this piece of shit.

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rogers park bryan wrote:


Why dont you wait and see what Bernstein's thoughts are before you comment, Larry.



This is hilarious. :lol:

What are you doing on the message boards when you could be a millionaire with comedy like this? :shock:

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Makalu G wrote:
LanceBriggs'Lambo wrote:


He is just trying to get the media to give him a break. Trying to get the money train moving again.



What's wrong with that?



Nothing at all. People just like to bitch. He did what he had to do, but people always act as though they are owed and explanation for everything. He said what he wanted to say, he apologized to everyone, that should be it. But of course it won't be...

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NOTHING. but im sure as hell not going to "FEEL SORRY" for this piece of shit.



Awesome. I don't think anyone was asking for pity. He's trying to rebuild his shit. I know I'd want that money train rollin' again...

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Makalu G wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:


Why dont you wait and see what Bernstein's thoughts are before you comment, Larry.



This is hilarious. :lol:

What are you doing on the message boards when you could be a millionaire with comedy like this? :shock:



OH SNAP!!!

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LMFAO! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Makalu G wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:


Why dont you wait and see what Bernstein's thoughts are before you comment, Larry.



This is hilarious. :lol:

What are you doing on the message boards when you could be a millionaire with comedy like this? :shock:

How do you know im not a millionare?


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Krazy Ivan wrote:


Nothing at all. People just like to bitch. He did what he had to do, but people always act as though they are owed and explanation for everything. He said what he wanted to say, he apologized to everyone, that should be it. But of course it won't be...



I want a personalized apology letter with embossed lettering on scented stationary, dammit!!!!

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Makalu G wrote:

Awesome. I don't think anyone was asking for pity. He's trying to rebuild his shit. I know I'd want that money train rollin' again...


HE WAS ASKING FOR IT! "Thank you to all of those who are supporting me through these times, we need all the strength we can get blah blah blah BULLSHIT"

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I want a personalized apology letter with embossed lettering on scented stationary, dammit!!!!

Thats fine, somebody will write "I'm sorry" on toilet paper for ya.

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How do you know im not a millionare?



Touché...

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Nothing at all. People just like to bitch. He did what he had to do, but people always act as though they are owed and explanation for everything. He said what he wanted to say, he apologized to everyone, that should be it. But of course it won't be...

I don't think he should have had to do this at all. But I think when celebrities get in front of the camera with the prepared statement it comes off as extremely fake. Everyone knows he didn't write that.

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Makalu G wrote:
I want a personalized apology letter with embossed lettering on scented stationary, dammit!!!!

Thats fine, somebody will write "I'm sorry" on toilet paper for ya.



Sweet!!! Better be Charmin Ultra...

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rogers park bryan wrote:
Makalu G wrote:
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Why dont you wait and see what Bernstein's thoughts are before you comment, Larry.



This is hilarious. :lol:

What are you doing on the message boards when you could be a millionaire with comedy like this? :shock:

How do you know im not a millionare?



Can I borrow a feeling?

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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How do you know im not a millionare?

Can I borrow a feeling?

Can I borrow a dollar?

Also, any truth to the rumor that you made your fortune based on advice from 'Monsters & Money'?

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I wonder what the reaction of his tourmates was in the clubhouse. I am guessing that it was priceless.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Nothing at all. People just like to bitch. He did what he had to do, but people always act as though they are owed and explanation for everything. He said what he wanted to say, he apologized to everyone, that should be it. But of course it won't be...

I don't think he should have had to do this at all. But I think when celebrities get in front of the camera with the prepared statement it comes off as extremely fake. Everyone knows he didn't write that.


His butt buddy Rick Reilly sure thought he wrote it.


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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Nothing at all. People just like to bitch. He did what he had to do, but people always act as though they are owed and explanation for everything. He said what he wanted to say, he apologized to everyone, that should be it. But of course it won't be...

I don't think he should have had to do this at all. But I think when celebrities get in front of the camera with the prepared statement it comes off as extremely fake. Everyone knows he didn't write that.



If he read a prepared statement or spoke from the heart it would not have mattered. Those who are tired of the Tiger Woods drama, Tiger Woods haters, or people who relish in athletes who fuck up would have been pissed off anyway. And who says this was written for him? Tigers a pretty (book)smart guy...

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My biggest problem with his "apology" was how he spent time talking and specifically referencing the charities and charity work he is involved in. I took it as a subtle way to praise himself for the good work he's done in order to lessen the damage.

If you really are simply trying to apologize why does the charity you started matter at all?

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
How do you know im not a millionare?

Can I borrow a feeling?

Can I borrow a dollar?

Also, any truth to the rumor that you made your fortune based on advice from 'Monsters & Money'?

Yes. I was able to borrow 1,00,0000 $ and I just faded North on his bets and stock tips.

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