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| Author: | Beebo [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
This is hall of fame material. |
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| Author: | Jack Bauer [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Who the fuck is Elmhurst Steve? |
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| Author: | jackref [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:12 pm ] |
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lipidquadcab wrote: Exclamation Moint wrote: Shoulda acted on cementing that brand equity b/c I now own http://www.ElmhurstSteve.com. You probably dont want to click that link.... HOLY. SHIT. Understatement of the year  This thread has gone plaid.  Classic. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
ive just finished reading page 2 and i can barely read it... im laughing so hard my eyes are waterin...cop turned painter... moondick... "this may sound boastful" ... "hall of famer " I DONT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST READ!!! 2 fuckn pages to go YES! |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Quote: But there is no doubt about the fact that I have an ego and it's a sizeable ego at that. I do think that I am smarter and more insightful than the average fan And some people wonder why a lot of regular Joe's hate cops. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Frank Coztansa wrote: ElmhurstSteve wrote: But there is no doubt about the fact that I have an ego and it's a sizeable ego at that. I do think that I am smarter and more insightful than the average fan And some people wonder why a lot of regular Joe's hate cops. All I can say about this thread is, WOW. It is readily apparent the size of Steve's ego is inversely proportional to the size of his brain and more than likely his penis, too. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
| Oh man, there's even more gold on that myspace page: Your Bedtime: generally when I'm tired. Birthplace: In a Hospital Your Weakness: Women with great legs and bananna ice cream MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither-I'm staying away from that stuff Do you Smoke: Only if I'm on fire! Ever been called a Tease: No-I'm a guy. If you are a woman and want a guy, we generally give you what you want pretty easy if we want the same. If not, we don't lead you on. What would be the point?? How do you want to Die: Of a massive heart attack, after hitting a hole in one while golfing. Either that or during an activity involving Carmen Electra Man thats awesome. So the 411 on Steve; he has a huge ego, sleeps when he's tired, wants to die in a golf cart with Carmen Electra, and won't tease the womenfolk. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
...and he seems to have a thing for bodybuilder chicks. |
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| Author: | spanky [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Exclamation Moint wrote: Branded, huh, Steve. Shoulda acted on cementing that brand equity b/c I now own http://www.ElmhurstSteve.com. You probably dont want to click that link....  W O W When will this thread be replayed on ESPN Classic?
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
spanky wrote: Exclamation Moint wrote: Branded, huh, Steve. Shoulda acted on cementing that brand equity b/c I now own http://www.ElmhurstSteve.com. You probably dont want to click that link.... W O W When will this thread be replayed on ESPN Classic? Ever since my first experience with a Beef Rockmore link, I have made it a point to not ever click on a link, unless it is someone whom I know and respect. I guess my practice paid off in spades this time. |
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| Author: | MattInTheCrown [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
We're one post from an Elmhurst Steve family member away from a true challenger to the throne. |
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| Author: | Aggravated Sox Fan Bob [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Frank Coztansa wrote: :lol: Oh man, there's even more gold on that myspace page: Your Bedtime: generally when I'm tired. Birthplace: In a Hospital Your Weakness: Women with great legs and bananna ice cream MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither-I'm staying away from that stuff Do you Smoke: Only if I'm on fire! Ever been called a Tease: No-I'm a guy. If you are a woman and want a guy, we generally give you what you want pretty easy if we want the same. If not, we don't lead you on. What would be the point?? How do you want to Die: Of a massive heart attack, after hitting a hole in one while golfing. Either that or during an activity involving Carmen Electra Man thats awesome. So the 411 on Steve; he has a huge ego, sleeps when he's tired, wants to die in a golf cart with Carmen Electra, and won't tease the womenfolk. Watch out, Dr. Phil. |
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| Author: | EG Greg [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Thanks Steve, or should I say Elmhurst Steve for being you.
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
MattInTheCrown wrote: We're one post from an Elmhurst Steve family member away from a true challenger to the throne. No, we're gonna need wives, brothers, nephews, etc. before that is the case. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
MattInTheCrown wrote: We're one post from an Elmhurst Steve family member away from a true challenger to the throne. Maybe the man in the bikini who made all the comments on his myspace page can post here. |
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| Author: | Aggravated Sox Fan Bob [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Elmhurst Steve wrote: I can't stay to continue this, as I have to go to meet my in-laws and wife for dinner. But it's amazing that in just 5 hours there have been 72 posts here already and probably half of those in the last hour, since I responded to the original post to defend my call. I know that I am a lightning rod to many here, as I am so critical of the White Sux and I invite the backlash. But I don't mind it at all. You are proving yourself far too stupid for any Sox Fan to take seriously...even the Ligues. |
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| Author: | Magnus Buchan [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Frank Coztansa wrote: :lol: Oh man, there's even more gold on that myspace page: Your Bedtime: generally when I'm tired. Birthplace: In a Hospital Your Weakness: Women with great bananas Fixed |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
http://www.myspace.com/Elmhurststeve wrote: Tuesday, February 10, 2009 I done got hitched Status: Divorced What the hell? That was fast. |
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| Author: | spanky [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Darkside wrote: http://www.myspace.com/Elmhurststeve wrote: Tuesday, February 10, 2009 I done got hitched Status: Divorced What the hell? That was fast. Give the guy props for keeping it civil though. Did you know he met her and her parents for dinner tonight? |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Your Weakness: Women with great legs and bananna ice cream Is the woman with great legs holding the banana ice cream? Is she wearing it? I gots ta know. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
The Original Kid Cairo wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: Your Weakness: Women with great legs and banana ice cream Is the woman with great legs holding the banana ice cream? Is she wearing it? I gots ta know. That banana shit's a euphemism. I'm so very sad that I didn't have a chance to watch this clusterfuck thread matriculate in real-time into what it's become - and based on ES' ego, may will continue to be ... which is an incredible display of asshatery with such bravado and skill that I'm pretty much convinced he buys his own brand of bullshit, with an almost unanimous calling of said bullshit by an entire online community. This thing should be bronzed and displayed with special lighting in a masonry building with a nominal admission charged at the door. Scorehead/670 ought to send ES a box of donuts for likely taking a metric dickload of heat off of him, at least temporarily. Jesus Christ - my life is a fucking shambles, has been for many years, and will likely only get worse (OKC and I should have a contest sometime) ... but I am certain that at no point will it ever be so ass-bleeding sad that I actually would admit to anyone - including myself - that I'm proud to be known as a(n allegedly) great radio call-in personality, let alone to follow that up with the gibberish that was posted afterward. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
This thread may have eclipsed the May 1st, 2007 stuff in terms of sheer ridiculous shit posted. Nas' W2s ain't got nothin on this. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Killer V is currently in a meeting about elmhurst steve logo design (may i suggest an image of him sitting at his desk at work, on hold, holding up 2 fingers indicating the number of shows he called into that day) |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Bryan, what are you doing here at 10pm? |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
The Original Kid Cairo wrote: Bryan, what are you doing here at 10pm? witnessing history it would appear this is probably gonna sound boastful...but i got a new mobile device i seriously laughed hard i almost had to take my contacts out steve...elmhurst steve |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
spanky wrote: Give the guy props for keeping it civil though. Did you know he met her and her parents for dinner tonight? Yeah, and the parents are due back in Russia by Thursday afternoon. No way he married something that he didn't buy online. |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Ahem. Please get it right when posting... Elmhurst Steve© |
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| Author: | Bulldog Scott [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Killer V wrote: Ahem. Please get it right when posting... Elmhurst Steve©
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Steve is a ruggedly handsome mang. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ElmhurstSteve |
Got a little Ryne Sandberg in him. |
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