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 Post subject: Can't Do It - 5/31
PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2017 11:48 am 
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Parkins: Has never cheated on a drug test, because he hasn't taken one.

Spiegs: Doesn't want Bernstein's need to be angry at something daily to be instilled in Ruben.


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Parkins: Has the least knowledge about baseball, although he talks about it. Didn't count hockey.

Spiegs: Would not give daily notes to women anymore.


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Spiegs: What happened to Matty? He left on his own volition. Very little ballyhoo when he left; people came up with conjecture. He was thinking about career change for a long time and it was time. A lot have been in touch and he's doing well. People think more drama, but none exists.


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 Post subject: Re: Can't Do It - 5/31
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Parkins: If he's responsible for one day time host's layoff - he lists all the "regular" hosts, but doesn't list Holmes (funny). Jokes about his dream to go solo with the Danny Parkins experience. So Spiegs, but soft landing.


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Spiegs: Who has the worst breath at the Score? Nobody that he has noticed, though he has thought that somebody smelled bad in general. He says there is no honest answer.


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Parkins: If Spiegs gets promoted, and is replaced by Jason Whitlock, what do you do? Quit. In a blaze of glory.


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 Post subject: Re: Can't Do It - 5/31
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Spiegs: Who is most likely to fart and waft it in somebody's direction (and ask them to grade it)? Shep.


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 Post subject: Re: Can't Do It - 5/31
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No winners here.


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 Post subject: Re: Can't Do It - 5/31
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No winners here.


The biggest losers appear to be the listening audience. Yikes.

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ChiefWampum wrote:
No winners here.


The biggest losers appear to be the listening audience. Yikes.


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 Post subject: Re: Can't Do It - 5/31
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Spiegs: Who has the worst breath at the Score? Nobody that he has noticed, though he has thought that somebody smelled bad in general. He says there is no honest answer.

The combination of cheetos and kombucha and god knows what else the creature consumes would wilt a 200 year old oak tree.

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 Post subject: Re: Can't Do It - 5/31
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Spiegs: Doesn't want Bernstein's need to be angry at something daily to be instilled in Ruben.

this was a pretty good one....Spiegs enjoyed this one.

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 Post subject: Re: Can't Do It - 5/31
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Spiegs: Doesn't want Bernstein's need to be angry at something daily to be instilled in Ruben.

this was a pretty good one....Spiegs enjoyed this one.

Agreed. It sounded like he had a lot of options to sort through.


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 Post subject: Re: Can't Do It - 5/31
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Can't Do It is a perfect title for this shit show. Actually, that should be the station's slogan:

670 WSCR: Can't Do It.

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 Post subject: Re: Can't Do It - 5/31
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Can't Do It is a perfect title for this shit show. Actually, that should be the station's slogan:

670 WSCR: Can't Do It.


Well I have been sampling some of those podcasts from the other thread and ESPN 1000 otherwise. ESPN sucks, but as you said, "670: Can't do it."

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 Post subject: Re: Can't Do It - 5/31
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denisdman wrote:
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Can't Do It is a perfect title for this shit show. Actually, that should be the station's slogan:

670 WSCR: Can't Do It.


Well I have been sampling some of those podcasts from the other thread and ESPN 1000 otherwise. ESPN sucks, but as you said, "670: Can't do it."


I can't actually remember the last time I turned on sports radio. I think it was right after this Perkins idiot started. It was awful. Goff and Senior Columnist are shit. H&H is bad. Laurence sucks. Kaplan is terrible. Carm & Jurko blows. Waddle & Silverman suck.

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 Post subject: Re: Can't Do It - 5/31
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:shock: I don't think I will be listening to this segment ever again... :?

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 Post subject: Re: Can't Do It - 5/31
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:shock: I don't think I will be listening to this segment ever again... :?


What happened?

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Godfella wrote:
:shock: I don't think I will be listening to this segment ever again... :?


What happened?


Parkins said that he once pleasured himself on a long drive.


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 Post subject: Re: Can't Do It - 5/31
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Peoria Matt wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Godfella wrote:
:shock: I don't think I will be listening to this segment ever again... :?


What happened?


Parkins said that he once pleasured himself on a long drive.

Is that frowned upon?

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 Post subject: Re: Can't Do It - 5/31
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Peoria Matt wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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:shock: I don't think I will be listening to this segment ever again... :?


What happened?


Parkins said that he once pleasured himself on a long drive.

Yeah he supposedly hit it about 230 right down the middle .

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 Post subject: Re: Can't Do It - 5/31
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Yeah he supposedly hit it about 230 right down the middle .

Can't do it during his putting; he goes off prematurely.
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badrogue17 wrote:
Yeah he supposedly hit it about 230 right down the middle .

Can't do it during his putting; he goes off prematurely.
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:lol: :lol:

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