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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 7:48 am 
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Panther pislA wrote:
I have to admit, I am a sucker for a woman that says the word pussy


I find that very interesting. Because I find a woman using that word to be a complete turn off.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:29 am 
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Panther pislA wrote:
My buddy was dating a stripper, so he took us out to her club to see her.

She was incredibly hot, and, I guess he was pretty open about it and feeling generous, because he had her give each of us (I think we had 2 others with us - it was after Pac vs. Bradley 2 I think) a private dance with her (looking back on it, I think he had wanted each of us to pay her whatever we could to do whatever, but, like I said before, I would never do that).

I went first, and, as the private dance started, I'll never forget her first words: "You can touch me anywhere you want but my pussy"

I have to admit, I am a sucker for a woman that says the word pussy, and she was absolutely beautiful early 20-something latina with very smooth, yet toned, taut skin and perfect features and proportions, so I did indeed do as I was told, and nothing more.

That was the last time I was at a strip club.

P.S.: After I got home, I googled around and saw her name in some strip club forums - many people said that she was known to have herpes. . . I kind of figured my dirtbag buddy probably had herpes already anyhow, though, but my instincts served me well. (yes, I washed my hands many, many times!)


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:31 am 
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My future wife had a lab partner in college who was a stripper. She said all the other women hated her and all the nerd dudes in class were looking to score so she was happy to have found my wife, who has a pretty easy going personality. She never introduced me to her lab partner on my visits.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:31 pm 
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blackhawksfan wrote:
Ok, had to take a break from this site because of the Hitler Trump dickhead.

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