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 Post subject: Re: Wedding Bands-2/19
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This was Dolphin's wedding ring, which as you can see, is pretty irrelevant to begin with


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 Post subject: Re: Wedding Bands-2/19
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I don't like wearing jewelry. I handed my wedding ring to my wife for some reason while we were driving down lsd in our wrangler with the top off one beautiful day. When I asked for it back she had dropped it out of the car. She never replaced it and I never cared.

I think a woman taking off her ring is more telling about a relationship


That's stupid.


which part

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That a woman taking off her ring is more telling about a relationship.


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This was Dolphin's wedding ring, which as you can see, is pretty irrelevant to begin with

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I busted a mercury thermometer in my hand and my gold wedding ring absorbed most of the mercury like a sponge. one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. It turned all grey and dullish. Turns out no one was willing to go on record saying it was still ok to wear. so I bought a new one. that's my ring story.

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 Post subject: Re: Wedding Bands-2/19
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Spaulding wrote:
That a woman taking off her ring is more telling about a relationship.


Oh, ok, well you are wrong.

I don't mean when they are bloated or for some medical reason.

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 Post subject: Re: Wedding Bands-2/19
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This was Dolphin's wedding ring, which as you can see, is pretty irrelevant to begin with


I have a photo of that ring with my name on it.
2005


Do you have one from 2016 Bob?

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 Post subject: Re: Wedding Bands-2/19
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good dolphin wrote:

Oh, ok, well you are wrong.

I don't mean when they are bloated or for some medical reason.


I stopped wearing mine when my kids were in diapers because I'd take them off to change them and misplaced them a few times. After diapers they went back on.

I stopped wear them a few years ago because I'm fat but not ready to concede I will always be fat.


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Spaulding wrote:
good dolphin wrote:

Oh, ok, well you are wrong.

I don't mean when they are bloated or for some medical reason.


I stopped wearing mine when my kids were in diapers because I'd take them off to change them and misplaced them a few times. After diapers they went back on.

I stopped wear them a few years ago because I'm fat but not ready to concede I will always be fat.

I used to be less skinny than I am but I lost a bunch of bad weight, and when I did, my ring started slipping off at various times. Once while waiting at a stoplight in Chicago Ridge (it's a sluttier version of Oak Lawn, even with all the hijabs), I went to give a woman in the car next to me the Heimlich, but she stopped choking. After checking to see if she was ok, I sauntered back to my car, but the damn ring slipped off in the middle of the intersection. I had to dodge traffic and absorb a series of insults from some kids who should have been flunking classes at Richards. Christ....this story adds nothing to the discussion.


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 Post subject: Re: Wedding Bands-2/19
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My mom never wore her wedding ring except for special occasions. Holidays or weddings.

I don't think not wearing it is that big of a deal. Everybody you know knows you are married.

Plus, you're a target. You're wearing something that's worth 1-10k at least.


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tommy wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
good dolphin wrote:

Oh, ok, well you are wrong.

I don't mean when they are bloated or for some medical reason.


I stopped wearing mine when my kids were in diapers because I'd take them off to change them and misplaced them a few times. After diapers they went back on.

I stopped wear them a few years ago because I'm fat but not ready to concede I will always be fat.

I used to be less skinny than I am but I lost a bunch of bad weight, and when I did, my ring started slipping off at various times. Once while waiting at a stoplight in Chicago Ridge (it's a sluttier version of Oak Lawn, even with all the hijabs), I went to give a woman in the car next to me the Heimlich, but she stopped choking. After checking to see if she was ok, I sauntered back to my car, but the damn ring slipped off in the middle of the intersection. I had to dodge traffic and absorb a series of insults from some kids who should have been flunking classes at Richards. Christ....this story adds nothing to the discussion.


I once got extremely skinny and was wearing a ring that had been fitted when I was 30 pounds heavier. It was a cold day and I remember flicking my wrist for some reason and the ring went flying across the room. I don’t suffer from the emaciated physique situation anymore.


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 Post subject: Re: Wedding Bands-2/19
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Spaulding wrote:
I'm fat but not ready to concede I will always be fat.

:lol:

You will get past that

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Nope. I'm motivated and on it...finally. I've done it before, I can and will do it again...it was never this much though and I was never this old. :lol:


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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
tommy wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
good dolphin wrote:

Oh, ok, well you are wrong.

I don't mean when they are bloated or for some medical reason.


I stopped wearing mine when my kids were in diapers because I'd take them off to change them and misplaced them a few times. After diapers they went back on.

I stopped wear them a few years ago because I'm fat but not ready to concede I will always be fat.

I used to be less skinny than I am but I lost a bunch of bad weight, and when I did, my ring started slipping off at various times. Once while waiting at a stoplight in Chicago Ridge (it's a sluttier version of Oak Lawn, even with all the hijabs), I went to give a woman in the car next to me the Heimlich, but she stopped choking. After checking to see if she was ok, I sauntered back to my car, but the damn ring slipped off in the middle of the intersection. I had to dodge traffic and absorb a series of insults from some kids who should have been flunking classes at Richards. Christ....this story adds nothing to the discussion.


I once got extremely skinny and was wearing a ring that had been fitted when I was 30 pounds heavier. It was a cold day and I remember flicking my wrist for some reason and the ring went flying across the room. I don’t suffer from the emaciated physique situation anymore.

I wish I didn't.....but yeah, if that ring is not on tight, it will fly off and bounce or roll (check out this poetic flourish) right out of your heart.


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 Post subject: Re: Wedding Bands-2/19
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Hey assholes, I don't want to hear how your rings just fly off your finger, mkay? :lol: :P :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Wedding Bands-2/19
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This is getting depressing. Let's take a new angle!!!

How much did you spend on your wife's ring?

Spaulding, you need to estimate what you think he spent. I'm sure you have an idea.

Light em up!!!!!!!!


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Spaulding wrote:
Hey assholes, I don't want to hear how your rings just fly off your finger, mkay? :lol: :P :wink:

:lol:


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tommy wrote:
:lol:


If I put mine on I doubt I could get it off with a stick of butter. You guys are all oh I just put my hand down and walked like I normally would and off it came.


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Spaulding wrote:
good dolphin wrote:

Oh, ok, well you are wrong.

I don't mean when they are bloated or for some medical reason.


I stopped wearing mine when my kids were in diapers because I'd take them off to change them and misplaced them a few times. After diapers they went back on.

I stopped wear them a few years ago because I'm fat but not ready to concede I will always be fat.


I'm sorry for your fatness

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tommy wrote:
Drunk Squirrel wrote:
tommy wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
good dolphin wrote:

Oh, ok, well you are wrong.

I don't mean when they are bloated or for some medical reason.


I stopped wearing mine when my kids were in diapers because I'd take them off to change them and misplaced them a few times. After diapers they went back on.

I stopped wear them a few years ago because I'm fat but not ready to concede I will always be fat.

I used to be less skinny than I am but I lost a bunch of bad weight, and when I did, my ring started slipping off at various times. Once while waiting at a stoplight in Chicago Ridge (it's a sluttier version of Oak Lawn, even with all the hijabs), I went to give a woman in the car next to me the Heimlich, but she stopped choking. After checking to see if she was ok, I sauntered back to my car, but the damn ring slipped off in the middle of the intersection. I had to dodge traffic and absorb a series of insults from some kids who should have been flunking classes at Richards. Christ....this story adds nothing to the discussion.


I once got extremely skinny and was wearing a ring that had been fitted when I was 30 pounds heavier. It was a cold day and I remember flicking my wrist for some reason and the ring went flying across the room. I don’t suffer from the emaciated physique situation anymore.

I wish I didn't.....but yeah, if that ring is not on tight, it will fly off and bounce or roll (check out this poetic flourish) right out of your heart.


I had gotten sick after already loosing weight. 5’11 125 was a look. I’d have to suffer that experience twice to get down in that territory again. Giardia is a bitch.


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