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Enough votes are in to say "enough is enough"... this past Monday, we had a fantasy football draft at my best friend Rich's home. At the draft we were waiting for a couple guys who were running late to start the draft. I happened to bring up this site in conversation and I logged onto it. He was particularly amused by the DB section and bet me dinner at Gibsons for ourselves and our spouses that I couldn't get named DB of the week. I wasn't sure how to approach it...start a feud with someone that was ridiculous, what. Then there was this thread...perfect. I started out with the self-love stuff, but wasn't at all sure that was going to win the bet, so I pulled the racist crap out of thin air and presto!!! Worked very well. I was counting on more vitriol from NAS and instead got respect for the honesty he perceived in the posts. I didn't expect the support I got from some early, as I thought the posts were hard to defend. So I had to work a bit harder. But I'll be dining on bone-in Ribeye tomorrow night, thanks to the board. I am sorry if there were people who were genuinely offended, but I got a bit caught up in the whole thing. It wasn't so much about getting the free dinner, as about taking the challenge and winning the bet. I hope there are not too many hard feelings.

On the bright side, this whole thing inspired a great deal of inspired conversation and got things hopping around here. By the way...my ex wife's sister is married to a black guy (His name is Tony and we are still friends) I stood up for their wedding and am Godfather to their Son Nick, who I still see at least once a month. Thanks for the dinner guys :wink:
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What?!? Hahahaha. So why did the racism continue for years after the bet was over?

Double or nothing?

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Steak dinner boom.

It's like the Twilight Zone episode where the guy bets he can't talk for a year, so he removes his vocal cords and the other guy ends up not even having the money to begin with. Steve is playing the super long con but without any payout.

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Douchebag wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Here is all you need to know about one Steven in Elmhurst;

Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Enough votes are in to say "enough is enough"... this past Monday, we had a fantasy football draft at my best friend Rich's home. At the draft we were waiting for a couple guys who were running late to start the draft. I happened to bring up this site in conversation and I logged onto it. He was particularly amused by the DB section and bet me dinner at Gibsons for ourselves and our spouses that I couldn't get named DB of the week. I wasn't sure how to approach it...start a feud with someone that was ridiculous, what. Then there was this thread...perfect. I started out with the self-love stuff, but wasn't at all sure that was going to win the bet, so I pulled the racist crap out of thin air and presto!!! Worked very well. I was counting on more vitriol from NAS and instead got respect for the honesty he perceived in the posts. I didn't expect the support I got from some early, as I thought the posts were hard to defend. So I had to work a bit harder. But I'll be dining on bone-in Ribeye tomorrow night, thanks to the board. I am sorry if there were people who were genuinely offended, but I got a bit caught up in the whole thing. It wasn't so much about getting the free dinner, as about taking the challenge and winning the bet. I hope there are not too many hard feelings.

On the bright side, this whole thing inspired a great deal of inspired conversation and got things hopping around here. By the way...my ex wife's sister is married to a black guy (His name is Tony and we are still friends) I stood up for their wedding and am Godfather to their Son Nick, who I still see at least once a month. Thanks for the dinner guys :wink:
viewtopic.php?f=128&t=36126&start=300#p580696



What?!? Hahahaha. So why did the racism continue for years after the bet was over?

Double or nothing?


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ive just finished reading page 2 and i can barely read it... im laughing so hard my eyes are waterin...cop turned painter... moondick... "this may sound boastful" ... "hall of famer "
I DONT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST READ!!!
2 fuckn pages to go
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witnessing history it would appear
this is probably gonna sound boastful...but i got a new mobile device
i seriously laughed hard i almost had to take my contacts out

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Overrated thread.

Steve gave everyone a ton of material for great laughs and no one did anything with it.


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EG Greg wrote:
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Making Elmhurst Steve's day...thats what your all doing.

I was guilty at first...but this thread needs to die. Its feeding his ego.


You are right.

I'm done with this thread.


Come on Dave, seriously? After this you posted 11 more times in this thread. If you want the thread to die, stop posting in it. Oh and Steve, go fuck yourself.

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Overrated thread.

Steve gave everyone a ton of material for great laughs and no one did anything with it.

If only you were here to save us.

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Hockey Gay wrote:
Overrated thread.

Steve gave everyone a ton of material for great laughs and no one did anything with it.

You had to be here a the time. It really was amazing.

Like if The Beatles released Hold your Hand now, it would be a joke. But back then....


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I wonder when Chris in St. Charles will show up to tell us all how we were wrong to judge Elmhurst Steve before all the "facts" came out.


Bing. Bong. Boom.


I know it's probably somewhat obvious, but it's not that I am 'right.' I have just found it's better to wait when deciding on things like this because they aren't always what they seem. Rick chooses the opposite. In this case, my point of view would have been the better one to take. Coincidently, either choice allows one to come to the same conclusion: Steve in Elmhurst is a douchebag.


I did ask the question if it was possible that someone hacked his account, but was quickly told to shut it from you (Rick) and Don Tiny. It just seemed so out of character and quite outlandish, so that's why I asked. In full disclosure, while I was never 100% certain Steve in Elmhurst was for real, I was definitely leaning that way.

I forgot Bucky Chris actually bought the Steak story :lol:


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rogers park bryan wrote:
Hockey Gay wrote:
Overrated thread.

Steve gave everyone a ton of material for great laughs and no one did anything with it.

You had to be here a the time. It really was amazing.

Like if The Beatles released Hold your Hand now, it would be a joke. But back then....


It would have still been racist.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
Bucky Chris wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I wonder when Chris in St. Charles will show up to tell us all how we were wrong to judge Elmhurst Steve before all the "facts" came out.


Bing. Bong. Boom.


I know it's probably somewhat obvious, but it's not that I am 'right.' I have just found it's better to wait when deciding on things like this because they aren't always what they seem. Rick chooses the opposite. In this case, my point of view would have been the better one to take. Coincidently, either choice allows one to come to the same conclusion: Steve in Elmhurst is a douchebag.


I did ask the question if it was possible that someone hacked his account, but was quickly told to shut it from you (Rick) and Don Tiny. It just seemed so out of character and quite outlandish, so that's why I asked. In full disclosure, while I was never 100% certain Steve in Elmhurst was for real, I was definitely leaning that way.

I forgot Bucky Chris actually bought the Steak story :lol:
:lol: I miss him.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Here is all you need to know about one Steven in Elmhurst;

Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Enough votes are in to say "enough is enough"... this past Monday, we had a fantasy football draft at my best friend Rich's home. At the draft we were waiting for a couple guys who were running late to start the draft. I happened to bring up this site in conversation and I logged onto it. He was particularly amused by the DB section and bet me dinner at Gibsons for ourselves and our spouses that I couldn't get named DB of the week. I wasn't sure how to approach it...start a feud with someone that was ridiculous, what. Then there was this thread...perfect. I started out with the self-love stuff, but wasn't at all sure that was going to win the bet, so I pulled the racist crap out of thin air and presto!!! Worked very well. I was counting on more vitriol from NAS and instead got respect for the honesty he perceived in the posts. I didn't expect the support I got from some early, as I thought the posts were hard to defend. So I had to work a bit harder. But I'll be dining on bone-in Ribeye tomorrow night, thanks to the board. I am sorry if there were people who were genuinely offended, but I got a bit caught up in the whole thing. It wasn't so much about getting the free dinner, as about taking the challenge and winning the bet. I hope there are not too many hard feelings.

On the bright side, this whole thing inspired a great deal of inspired conversation and got things hopping around here. By the way...my ex wife's sister is married to a black guy (His name is Tony and we are still friends) I stood up for their wedding and am Godfather to their Son Nick, who I still see at least once a month. Thanks for the dinner guys :wink:
http://chicagofanatics.com/viewtopic.ph ... 00#p580696


Gibson's would be pretty far down on the list if someone else was buying.

If I'm going full racist, I'm going to a better place.

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I assumed "Elmhurst Steve" was a bit?

What's his full story? Isn't he a "painter"? and did some work for McNeil?


He is also in the 16" softball hall of fame, if I remember correctly

Make sure when you ask for his autograph that he includes HOF for authenticity.

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On flip side, I hear he does an outstanding job at painting, a real craftsman.

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He was on the TV show Boss for like 5 seconds.

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He was on the TV show Boss for like 5 seconds.
Somebody should make an IMDB page for him.

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Douchebag wrote:
He was on the TV show Boss for like 5 seconds.
Somebody should make an IMDB page for him.

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Who'da thunk that BRick was the original doxxer!

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Killer V wrote:
Who'da thunk that BRick was the original doxxer!
https://myspace.com/killerv


Mods, please ban.

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Who actually started this thread? It wasn't me. I see Exclamation Moint quoted early on, so maybe him?

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Who actually started this thread? It wasn't me. I see Exclamation Moint quoted early on, so maybe him?

Him or Elmhurts Shreve


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This made me laugh, reading through it several years later. I had forgotten it existed.

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This made me laugh, reading through it several years later. I had forgotten it existed.

From the sounds of it, a lot of people forgot you existed.

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This made me laugh, reading through it several years later. I had forgotten it existed.

From the sounds of it, a lot of people forgot you existed.

God damn, dude. Come on, fam.


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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
This made me laugh, reading through it several years later. I had forgotten it existed.

From the sounds of it, a lot of people forgot you existed.

God damn, dude. Come on, fam.

I'm sure he's breathtaking.

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