Swing and a miss.

A very weird miss

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Im pretty hammered right now.

[Fields will] be the starting QB on an NFL roster at the start of next season. Book It!

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

No STU, what that tells me is that I can tell when there is a Manchild posting crap that reminds me of how children act.
Look here, manchild, you're neither big enough, tough enough, or intimidating enough to make anyone your bitch let alone me. And that fact that you're generally offering yourself to men speaks volumes, because as we know, more than half a joke is based in truth. So joking or not, it comes off as really gay. But maybe that's what you spend your time doing since you're not watching any hockey. I'm not here to criticize how you spend your time or what gender you prefer to have in contact with your junk, but let it be known that I'm not interested in you. Mmmkay?

My garage band is something that makes me happy. I enjoy it a lot. It's a hobby, not a living. If you had ever done something creative in your life, you might know what that level of satisfaction would feel like, but since your creativity is limited to offering your penis to men, I understand why you'd have a hard time understanding it.

I suppose to you good material would be screaming about cock and ass and sucking this and about blowing that. It's a bit beneath me. When you talk like a big boy, you come on back and we can try this again.

Im pretty hammered right now.

Yeah.....I'm still lost.

Basically, Darkside made fun of STU's constant mentions of male on male contact and STU-GOTZ then asked Darkside to dinner.

. Blame Mac for all this gay stuff

[Fields will] be the starting QB on an NFL roster at the start of next season. Book It!

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

The fact you respond to my posts tells the board you need my attention and that's cool because many do here. I credit you with having a band but it's not my bag and if you want to be the Peter Tork of the board or Mickey Dolenze and call yourself the next generation of the 'Monkeys' have it dude. I've gotten more pussy being me than you'll hever have playing the skin flute so I'm happy your happy playing in your little band.

What this has to with the Hawks I don't know but let's make a wager that their knocked off by the 2nd round and if I lose I'll pay for you and the rest of Spinial tap for a dinner at a good Mexican joint which includes the booze tap and if I win you do the same I choose 5 people from the board to join me . IM bored playing the cut down game so let's get into a good discussion about how your going to bring us to dinner.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

... except the night I dropped my pants and then loudly proclaimed I was the Whore of Babylon and demanded more wine, but that's another story.

The segments Mac has had on today related to hockey are no better or worse than the rest of the sports related segments. They asked an honest question of who rotates out when Bolland and Burish return. Zawaski mentioned Ladd, it was questioned, and then they moved on. Mac also brought up the NBC broadcast team, which he clarified a bit for his love of the broadcast team; though, as I said when I called, the production needs a lot of work, mostly by never showing McGuire.

The only time in these shows where I PTFB is when Mac uses the "Bulls Basketball is Irrelevent" bit. Otherwise, I think you are making a mountain out of a molehill.

I think there are other non-Mac shows that have had far worse over the top Blackhawks love.

Hoffy !!!!! Again so YOU guys understand.... IM not bitching about Mac talking hockey, although I didn't need to hear about Joe Louis arena for 10 minutes and my point and post was about Mac being over the top for this team and they have yet to play 1 playoff game . You hockey guys are all over the top but if this team gets bounced in the first round (which seems to happen to the #1 seeds of late) all this hype will be for not .. That's all Im saying .. Talk hockey all you want Mac but I 've never heard all these guys chatting about how thse guys are going to win the Cup and it's not just Mac it's everyone on the Score . Hub said they'll'' win it last night and if that's not the kiss of death I don't know what is .

Guys like you and Slappy and other puckheads will be crying in your Molson come Spring time when the upstart La Kings bounch you guys.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

What the hell are you talking about?
Fuckin Hawks beat the Flames 4 games to 2 last year.
Then they beat the Canucks 4 games to 2.
Now they obviously haven't won a playoff game yet this year, as they haven't started yet, but being that they lead the conference with a game in hand tells me that talking playoffs 2/3rds of the way thru the season isn't out of the question.

DK put down your 'TAMBOURINE" for a second and re-read what the fuck Im saying !! I fell like Bernstein talking to dumbass callers. Im not talking about playoffs!! Im talking about people saying "THIS TEAM WILL WIN THE CUP" .Even Costanza can figre out this team is playoff bound , Im talking about the hype that these guys are going to win it all . Even if they get to the Cup odds are it takes teams like the Hawks a year to win it like the Pens did and the Oilers of the 80's.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Hoffy !!!!! Again so YOU guys understand.... IM not bitching about Mac talking hockey, although I didn't need to hear about Joe Louis arena for 10 minutes and my point and post was about Mac being over the top for this team and they have yet to play 1 playoff game . You hockey guys are all over the top but if this team gets bounced in the first round (which seems to happen to the #1 seeds of late) all this hype will be for not .. That's all Im saying .. Talk hockey all you want Mac but I 've never heard all these guys chatting about how thse guys are going to win the Cup and it's not just Mac it's everyone on the Score . Hub said they'll'' win it last night and if that's not the kiss of death I don't know what is .

Guys like you and Slappy and other puckheads will be crying in your Molson come Spring time when the upstart La Kings bounch you guys.

... except the night I dropped my pants and then loudly proclaimed I was the Whore of Babylon and demanded more wine, but that's another story.

*Stupid Hockey Question*

What are the chances of them winning it this year?

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.