His wife beat the shit out of him.

I really wish this was happening during B&B today. That would be appointment radio.

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Is anyone actually watching it? It sounds so fake and forced. Is he literally reading something word for word?

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Just the drops Jason would play would be enough for me...

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Tiger is really a piece of work. Nobody is going to buy his shit.

He's a buddhist!

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None of this shit is necessary. Beyond a PR "requirement", why does he need to do this again?

And.. yes.. he's reading word for word. It's a strange thing to watch.

Time to turn to Buddha!!!

He just mentioned "Buddhism" being an important part of who he is. I think he mixed it up with its dirty stepsister, "Booty-ism..."

He just hugged his mom and Notah Begay.

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At any point, did he achieve an erection?

I really don't have an issue with people reading prepared statements. You want to convey a message and not forget anything....

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Speigel is such an idiot. "That's the real Tiger" "He's a smart guy"

Treatment and Buddha, the last resort of a troubled Bootyologist.

that was the worst apology i have ever heard. sincere? that was HORSESHIT. he dont give a fuck, that dumbass dont even know whats going on!

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I've got no problem w/ prepared notes etc. Just sounded like he was looking down at a sheet of paper and reading. Glad to hear he wasn't doing that.


Now go back and play golf please.

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Spiegel spent too much time drinking the "National Sports News Kool Aid". I'm at work, but my guess is that ESPN is probably spewing the same BS.

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agreed. speigel is fucking retarded for this. he needs to go bury his head in fuckin dirt

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When athletes do that I think it is terrible. They are obviously reading something their attorney or PR person wrote. Why not just come out and speak from the heart? I think people would respect some of these "athlete" apologies more if they did that.

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I wan't really paying attention (stupid work ). What did he lie about, exactly?

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The refractory period from the dick sucking session espn did right before the press conference did not allow for one at this time.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

How'd that work for Mike Vick?

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If he had, it would've been THE funniest thing ever. Talk about inappropriate.

what the fuck was he thanking his supporters for? why does he need support in times like this? HE WAS THE FUCKIN DOG. what the fuck is this shit? is this reality? he actually thanked people for him saying hes not going to do what he has done his whole adult life? god damn america has turned into the idiocracy movie. that took 4 years not 500.

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Why you gotta be doggin Vick?

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You guys are hilarious. I know message boards are for expressing thoughts, but shit, do you have to shit on everything?

What the hell could Tiger have said to placate your sense of entitlement? How could he have conveyed sincerity to meet your standards? Should he have cried or ranted or tore his shirt off to cover his sobbing?

Speaking contritely about a hugely public faux pas that effects every aspect of your life would be daunting and speaking off the cuff would be extremely difficult.

All due respect...

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I hated this. He achieved absolutely nothing and ESPN is now trying to make it out like he is a hero. Everything was extremely forced, the hug with his Mom, the LAUGHING with the blonde chicks and the fake staring in the camera. So fake.

Elin hitting him. It was very Raffy Palmeiro I did NOT take steroids-ish.

I think she hit him, so I dont KNOW but I suspect he just looked into the face of America and scolded them for even suggesting it.

he could have went up there unprepared. that would have been 1000% better. its an apology not a speech.

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