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Brian's Mojito

Post subject: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:40 pm

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Any guesses on whom will be on the list?
Chris Berman?
Al Michaels?
Al Trautwig?
Phil Simms?
Billy Packer?

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:41 pm

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how could you leave out stu?

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:43 pm

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1. Joe Buck
2. Joe Buck
3. Joe Buck
4. Joe Buck
5. Joe Buck

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Brian's Mojito

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:44 pm

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Stuart Scott?

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Northside_Dan

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:44 pm

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Brian Baldinger
Phil Simms
Berman
Chip Caray
Tony Saragusa

I actually like Joe Buck :shock:

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:54 pm

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Northside_Dan wrote:

Brian Baldinger
Phil Simms
Berman
Chip Caray
Tony Saragusa

I actually like Joe Buck :shock:

I don't hate him as much as I used to. He needs to be kept clear of the cardinals though. I like him better for football than baseball.

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Brian's Mojito

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:56 pm

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Holmes
1. Stuart Scott
2. Chris Berman
3. Billy Packer
4. Don Cherry
5. Ron Santo

Mac
(Didn't seem to rank them in order of dislike
Chris Berman (Mac would rather just see Chris taken off the set)
Billy Packer
Phil Simms (kind of half-hearted with this selection)
Al Trautwig (sounded like his No. 1 selection)
Steve Levy (sounded like No. 2 a possible tie for No. 1)

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:56 pm

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Phil McCracken wrote:

1. Joe Buck
2. Joe Buck
3. Joe Buck
4. Joe Buck
5. Joe Buck

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:57 pm

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Holmes didn't list himself?

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Brian's Mojito

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:03 pm

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Mac said a local list might be discussed at a later date.

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kissrules73

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:07 pm

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Most people wont know who this is except the soccer fans on the board...My number 1 is Max Bretos (formerly of Fox Soccer Channel)....He has to be the most annoying play-by-play person i have ever seen or heard...Now, he works for ESPNEWS....I hope for the love of God that they dont send him to South Africa for the World Cup.

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Spiral Stairs

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:42 pm

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local list

mike "soon to be looking for job #27" nort
larry "urkel" holmes
harry "fatha, when r u going to talk to jerry about my new contract" teinoshitz
zack "red-headed douche" zaidman
les "give me my free food" grobstein

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Scorehead

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:46 pm

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Local list:

1. The ginger haired hand job
2. Berns
3. Meatpants
4. Ranger
5. DJ

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:47 pm

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Local is simple-

-Harry X4
-Dictionary Face X1

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:49 pm

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yeah, but where you gonna punch 'em?

yo, the choice is obvious...

i'll punch you in your jeans...

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Jalapenos and More

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:51 pm

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Deacon Blues wrote:

harry "fatha, when r u going to talk to jerry about my new contract" teinoshitz

Your fist would get caught in the jowls like the terminator punching into liquid metal.

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hackwilson's ribbies

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:54 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Phil McCracken wrote:

1. Joe Buck
2. Joe Buck
3. Joe Buck
4. Joe Buck
5. Joe Buck

This.

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shakes

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:58 pm

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kissrules73 wrote:

How can you not like Max Bretos? The guy can pronounce every name in the world! I haven't heard him in a couple years, but he was always my favorite announcer.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:16 pm

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Dick Stockton
Phil Sims
Ron Santo
Dick Vitale
the other yell-ey guy that does college hoops...

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:17 pm

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SHARK's Top 5 National Sportscasters That Need To Be Punched:
5. Rich Eisen-NFL Network
4. Chris Berman-ESPN
3. Josh Lewin-FOX Sports
2. Chip Caray-FOX Sports South/SportSouth(Braves' PBP)
1. Stuart "Booyah Boy" Scott-ESPN

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Houston Homer

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:28 pm

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Chris Collinsworth & Dan Dierdorf should be included on any list, IMO.

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Frontman

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:28 pm

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1: Chris Berman
2: Tony Saragusa
3: Dick Stockton
4: Michelle TaFoya
5: Mike Tirico/Ron Jaworski/John Gruden. I'd even accept them blowing up the booth with all 5 in there.

Just leave Suzy Kolber alone. She doesn't annoy me much.

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Mr. Hernandez

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:34 pm

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I used to like Stuart Scott years ago but man he's gone over the top with tryin to sound street and it sounds childish. Just as Hannah Storm should dress age appropriate, Scott should speak age appropriate...especially when its a front.

Id like to leg kick Harry, Chet and Boers cuz a punch would probably kill them

Id like to high kick Larry Holmes and DeFalco

And Id like to choke out Silvy but just for fun. I actually like him

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Frontman

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:48 pm

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Mr. Hernandez wrote:

You said something mean bout Hannah. You should be suspended for two full weeks. Shame on you.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:03 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

the other yell-ey guy that does college hoops...

bill RAFTERY?!!?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:05 pm

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W_Z wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

the other yell-ey guy that does college hoops...

bill RAFTERY?!!?

GUS JOHNSON!!!!!

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:05 pm

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W_Z wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

the other yell-ey guy that does college hoops...

bill RAFTERY?!!?

As they say on "Family Feud", "Good answer! Good answer!" :lol:

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:08 pm

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SHARK wrote:

W_Z wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

the other yell-ey guy that does college hoops...

bill RAFTERY?!!?

As they say on "Family Feud", "Good answer! Good answer!" :lol:

Family Feud? :scratch:

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:11 pm

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You've never seen the "Feud"? It's been on for over 3 decades now, starting with Richard Dawson in 1976 with reruns airing all the time on GSN, DIRECTV 309. It continues in syndication with John O'Hurley weekdays on FOX's MY50 locally, and soon with Steve Harvey taking over this fall.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Top 5 sportscasters that need to be punched

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:15 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Richard Dawson? :scratch:

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