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Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Sep 16, 2022 5:34 pm ]
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We're headed to Indiana for a couple of Place bets.

I assume it's Indiana. Hoosier Park. Who would claim Hoosier-dom if they didn't have to?
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Sep 16, 2022 5:53 pm ]
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Hey, I won $30 in Hoosier-Land.

I'll try them again.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Sep 16, 2022 5:55 pm ]
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Alright, 1/9 in Hoosier land for $500.

Let's go.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Sep 16, 2022 5:56 pm ]
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spmack is really letting me down here.

Take a break from Twitter, camps.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Sep 16, 2022 5:57 pm ]
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What the hell kind of betting sport is this? I bet to win $500 now it is down to $250.

Is this a mafioso thing? I always assume horse racing was on the up and up. No drugs, no controversy, etc.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Sep 16, 2022 5:58 pm ]
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I think I'm moving the odds. They didn't expect a billionaire from Kenilworth to put $10 on an exacta in Indiana.

He must know something.
Author:  BigW72 [ Fri Sep 16, 2022 6:13 pm ]
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This is better than some of Spaulding's drinky threads :lol: :lol:
Author:  Joe Orr Road Rod [ Fri Sep 16, 2022 6:14 pm ]
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Keep an eye out for bridgejumpers at Chuck Town. You get a minimum 10 cents on the buck in West Virginia so you'll see guys crush the show pools. Occasionally, you can bet $500 to show on the favorite and $25 to show on everyone else and put yourself in a no lose position.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Sep 16, 2022 6:15 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Keep an eye out for bridgejumpers at Chuck Town. You get a minimum 10 cents on the buck in West Virginia so you'll see guys crush the show pools. Occasionally, you can bet $500 to show on the favorite and $25 to show on everyone else and put yourself in a no lose position.


Sure.

Let me check my translate app first.

Just won another $7 in the land of sister-kissing.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Sep 16, 2022 6:55 pm ]
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Alright, I have a Win/Place/Show on the track of the land of eating field corn as a meal.
Author:  OscarTangoEcho [ Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:14 pm ]
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Do we need an intervention here? Little concerned
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:36 pm ]
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OscarTangoEcho wrote:
Do we need an intervention here? Little concerned


Probably. I lost more on German basketball today than whatever this betting is.

Cleaned up on Korean baseball, though.

A guy can have a hobby.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:44 pm ]
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Alright, I put a legit bet on the 5 horse in the 9th at Yonkers.

Enough of this $2 win crap.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:51 pm ]
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I like that they just announce that somebody is "in the pocket" on the PA.

They don't even try to disguise that jockeys are on the take.

But, it's cool. I won my bet at Yonkers. Made up for a few losses.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Sep 16, 2022 9:01 pm ]
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This "sport" sucks.

How can you be the odds-on heavy favorite and finish last? I'm done.

Until about 2am when I wake up. I assume they have horses in Saudi Arabia.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Sep 16, 2022 9:33 pm ]
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I will grant that I can see how someone can just take $100 and kill a good chunk of the day placing low stake bets.

That has a certain draw to it.

I don't even know what I'm doing and I haven't even lost half my money yet. It has a certain draw to the immediate gratification of the texting, young people, TikTok crowd that can only focus on things that take less than 3 minutes.
Author:  Spaulding [ Fri Sep 16, 2022 11:08 pm ]
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BigW72 wrote:
This is better than some of Spaulding's drinky threads :lol: :lol:


Much better. This thread is great.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Sep 17, 2022 7:05 am ]
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South African turf racing is fun to watch. It’s like watching guys cover ground in WWI to get to the next base camp.

I lost an exacta by “a diminishing short head”. That felt like an exceptionally cruel way for them to describe my failure.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Sep 17, 2022 7:31 am ]
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Hey, turns out I did win that Exacta in Cape Town!

No diminishing short head here!!!
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Sep 17, 2022 8:32 am ]
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All this talk of Stud Farms is making me feel a little uncomfortable.

But, also…somewhat curious.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Sep 17, 2022 8:35 am ]
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Why does it take longer for the results to come in officially than it takes for the race itself?

Is Rocco in the booth checking the video from a “particular perspective”?
Author:  W_Z [ Sat Sep 17, 2022 8:37 am ]
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SA racing is not as fun as AUS racing but sometimes the payouts are insane.

Wait til you get into quarterhorse racing…quickest way to lose more money.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Sep 17, 2022 8:39 am ]
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I’m trying to lose this money. I have college football to bet on.

BUT I CAN’T DO IT!!! I’M TOO GOOD AT THIS!!
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Sep 17, 2022 8:57 am ]
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I'm going to start betting on names I like. I'll take Masked Vigilante in the 6th at Durbanville.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:09 am ]
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I just bet a quinella in France.

I decided to look up the origin of the word based off "quin" which is actually an Irish orgin that is exactly based on my real surname.

I think I should only bet quinellas from now on.
Author:  Spaulding [ Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:23 am ]
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Come all without come all within
Author:  W_Z [ Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:30 am ]
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Dr. Redboard Noisewater
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:39 am ]
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It just feels uncomfortable to hear a German guy announce a race in English.

I feel like he wants to ask for my papers if I am a "vinner".
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Sep 17, 2022 9:53 am ]
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Won 15 bucks on a quinella in Farjestad.

I assume that's a real place.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Sep 17, 2022 10:20 am ]
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Alright, going back to the well in Farjestad.

Jonathan Bank A.B. is 7/1. I love Breaking Bad. How can I not throw $3 bucks on that horse?

He opened at 9/1. I continue to move the odds all over the world.
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