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Author:  Hockey Gay [ Sat May 06, 2017 2:13 pm ]
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Murder my brother, not the horse. Well, maybe the horse too.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat May 06, 2017 2:22 pm ]
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Man, JORR is correct about the old dogs. Those fuckers are in there all the time when I go in on a regular Saturday, but they still don't know how to use the machines. At least the amateurs have an excuse. Some old fart asked me if I could help him... I did, but I'm not sure what the etiquette on that is. Everyone probably thought I was stealing his tickets or something. If you can't use the machine, go to da windaaaa!

Author:  W_Z [ Sat May 06, 2017 2:23 pm ]
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Hockey Gay wrote:
My brother bet on Thunder Snow. He is the luckiest person with gambling and has won nearly a grand by playing the lotto just this last month.

I remember our parent's taking us to the track when he was just a few years old and he wanted my Mom to put $20 on the 50-1 horse during the Arlington million because the horse made eye contact with him.We all laughed and thought it was cute and then the horse won.

If Thunder Snow wins this I might murder him.


well with the odds, you could throw a few bucks his way just to cover yourself. and maybe spare your brother's life.

who knows, maybe if you bet on him, you'll jinx your brother. "yeah i put $2 on a win bet. sorry he lost, bro."

Author:  Hockey Gay [ Sat May 06, 2017 2:44 pm ]
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I have him in my trifecta box

Author:  Hockey Gay [ Sat May 06, 2017 2:46 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Man, JORR is correct about the old dogs. Those fuckers are in there all the time when I go in on a regular Saturday, but they still don't know how to use the machines. At least the amateurs have an excuse. Some old fart asked me if I could help him... I did, but I'm not sure what the etiquette on that is. Everyone probably thought I was stealing his tickets or something. If you can't use the machine, go to da windaaaa!

Those machines blow my mind.

I put my winning ticket in one of them yesterday and immediately got confused. Hit exit and slowly backed away from the machine.

Author:  a retard [ Sat May 06, 2017 2:51 pm ]
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On big track days, days with many people unfamiliar with the machines, one can sometimes find cash vouchers left in machines by people failing to completely exit out after placing their bets.

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Sat May 06, 2017 2:55 pm ]
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Rube remember Arklow :?:

Author:  Dignified Rube [ Sat May 06, 2017 3:02 pm ]
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Walt Williams Neck wrote:
Rube remember Arklow :?:


Yes, I do. Nice one today!!

Author:  denisdman [ Sat May 06, 2017 3:04 pm ]
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If I wanted to place a derby bet online, where is the best place?

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Sat May 06, 2017 3:10 pm ]
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denisdman wrote:
If I wanted to place a derby bet online, where is the best place?

always Twinspires

Author:  denisdman [ Sat May 06, 2017 3:31 pm ]
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Thanks Walt. They accept PayPal, very nice.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat May 06, 2017 3:34 pm ]
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Dan Bernstein just won the Churchill Downs Stakes.

Author:  denisdman [ Sat May 06, 2017 3:38 pm ]
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Ok put $20 across the board on Gay Brother bet. Thunder Thunder Thunder Gay...ho.

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Sat May 06, 2017 4:07 pm ]
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denisdman wrote:
Ok put $20 across the board on Gay Brother bet. Thunder Thunder Thunder Gay...ho.

Good Luck

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Sat May 06, 2017 4:27 pm ]
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Here are mine. Maybe a little overboard, but whatevs.

2,5,8. 2,7,8. 5,8,14. 5,10,14. 5,11,14. 5,14,17.
12 wps
20 wps

Also have cheap boxes on:
7,9,14. 7,14,18. 1,2,3.
2,5. 5,14.
5,14,8,11.
5,17,14,15.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Sat May 06, 2017 4:37 pm ]
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An hour between races is ridiculous

Author:  Chus [ Sat May 06, 2017 4:38 pm ]
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Regular Reader wrote:
An hour between races is ridiculous


That's why you have bourbon.

Author:  Hockey Gay [ Sat May 06, 2017 4:41 pm ]
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Chus wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
An hour between races is ridiculous


That's why you have bourbon.

Yup. I'm drunk.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Sat May 06, 2017 4:42 pm ]
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Chus wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
An hour between races is ridiculous


That's why you have bourbon.


But I'm still dealing with cinco de mayo leftover tequila

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Sat May 06, 2017 5:38 pm ]
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$1 Tri Box 14-15-19 $20 WP 15

Author:  Don Tiny [ Sat May 06, 2017 5:39 pm ]
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Regular Reader wrote:
Chus wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
An hour between races is ridiculous


That's why you have bourbon.


But I'm still dealing with cinco de mayo leftover tequila

Were you singing "My Old Kentucky Home" in Spanish?

Author:  Godfella [ Sat May 06, 2017 5:41 pm ]
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That track is pretty wet...

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat May 06, 2017 5:42 pm ]
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I'm starting to have remorse for not putting anything on Irish War Cry.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat May 06, 2017 5:44 pm ]
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If I win big, I'm getting Walt hammered.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Sat May 06, 2017 5:47 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
If I win big, I'm getting Walt hammered.

Don't you mean 'clubbed'?

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Sat May 06, 2017 5:54 pm ]
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Damn it.

Author:  Godfella [ Sat May 06, 2017 5:55 pm ]
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Anybody nail it?

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat May 06, 2017 5:55 pm ]
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Fuuuuuuuck... Lookin at Lee?! Fuck him!

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat May 06, 2017 5:57 pm ]
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Godfella wrote:
Anybody nail it?


I had a lot on Always Dreaming to win, but if Classic Empire had hit 2nd, I would have won a lot. I think I basically doubled what I bet.

Author:  Godfella [ Sat May 06, 2017 5:58 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Godfella wrote:
Anybody nail it?


I had a lot on Always Dreaming to win, but if Classic Empire had hit 2nd, I would have won a lot. I think I basically doubled what I bet.

Nice job.

My gut told me Battle of Midway this morning. Oh, well.

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