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PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 6:32 pm 
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Rose's wife has a look on her face like she's leaving him.

Tiger must feel like shit lol.


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I hope he doesn't serve tacos or flan or whatever the hell they eat.

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I've always felt the bunker cabin post game thing is both GAY and RACIST at the same time.


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Rose's wife has a look on her face like she's leaving him.

Tiger must feel like shit lol.


Looked to me like Rose's wife said Sergio you want to upgrade?

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I hope he doesn't serve tacos or flan or whatever the hell they eat.

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I've always felt the bunker cabin post game thing is both GAY and RACIST at the same time.

Look, it's contrived and a little hackneyed over a stupid fucking jacket I'll admit but it's pretty fucking cool to see a lifelong dream come true when they're presented with the jacket and put it on.

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Sergio's hot fiance wearing the short shorts was a nice look. Augusta National probably frowns upon it. Fuck them.


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Beardown wrote:
I've always felt the bunker cabin post game thing is both GAY and RACIST at the same time.

Look, it's contrived and a little hackneyed over a stupid fucking jacket I'll admit but it's pretty fucking cool to see a lifelong dream come true when they're presented with the jacket and put it on.


I know. I'm happy for Sergio. I'm not talking about this win specifically. It's always the case. The head guy of Augusta National looks and sounds like a racist. And Jim Nance becomes gay in these post game moments. That's all.


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What about the sister chained to the furnace in the corner? How does that make you feel?

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Appears to be Rose's to lose now.


I said the same thing about Spieth last year.

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Just knew Sergio's putt would miss amateur side.

Poor bastard.


Even I know not to miss low. Give yourself a chance.

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It's too bad that only seven people are aware of this meme.

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Sergio literally said he reached the point where he doesn't give a fuck anymore.

I should work for CBS.

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Sergio literally said he reached the point where he doesn't give a fuck anymore.

I should work for CBS.


I would love for you to replace Nantz.


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Sergio literally said he reached the point where he doesn't give a fuck anymore.

I should work for CBS.


I would love for you to replace Nantz.


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The old adage proved true once again....the Masters doesn't start until the back 9 on Sunday.

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It's too bad that only seven people are aware of this meme.

Darkhorse for CFMB Meme of the Year... maybe a nomination at least. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: 2017 Masters
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(Sergio's ball definitely moved.)


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It's a lot more fun when interesting guys like Sergio are at the top rather than boring guys like Spieth and McIlroy. I mean, I didn't even remember that guy existed that won last year until he was sitting there.

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 Post subject: Re: 2017 Masters
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Rick, that is probably because Danny Willet, who won last year, has pretty much sucked since and didn't even make the cut this time round. The only headlines he has made was when he lambasted the American fans at the Ryder Cup, and he then proceeded to go out and shit the bed during that competition.

Really, Ugie? I only saw the one replay on CBS, but I didn't think it moved.

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Really, Ugie? I only saw the one replay on CBS, but I didn't think it moved.


Video here: http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/04/explaining-the-rules-video-that-almost-threw-the-masters-into-chaos

Watch the "49" on his ball. it definitely sinks down into the pine needles while Sergio is clearing stuff away. Technically, this would qualify as "oscillating" as it did not change its location but rather "moved" and returned back to it's original spot (sort of).

But that ball did something.


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They didn't explain what happened on the broadcast, but on 13 Sergio dropped once and the ball ran away towards the creek... Then he immediately picked it up and re dropped.. then he picked that up and basically bent over and hand placed the ball in the pine straw. I've never seen that before, what was up with that?


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You cannot drop in the hazard, or closer to the hole. If you drop the ball and it rolls into the hazard or closer to the hole, you drop it again. If it ends up there the second time, then you place it as close as you can to where the ball landed on the second drop.

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so happy for Sergio, that was awesome!

My wife is a huge fan, has been for 18 years. I only jumped on the Sergio bandwagon in the last couple years.


It was amazing not just that he won, but how he won. "Choked" a couple times during the round, but battled back each time.

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Yeah, it was nice to see him battle back and not just let the slide continue. I still can't believe both guys missed their putts the first time on 18.

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I think this tournament more than any other major allows for a more "average" guy to win. With the weather not looking too hot the
first few days with rain and wind it opens it up to a few more who can hit the ball long. I think it sets up well for Rory this year but my
dark horse pick this year is Kevin Chappell
. Don't ask me why, but I just have a feeling he might put it all together this week.


Chappell ended up tying for 7th. Pretty good showing. If not for a 76 in the 2nd round he might have been in the mix. I still think this
guy is on the verge of making some noise in a big tournament.

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