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 Post subject: Re: Is Tiger drunk?
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2017 5:32 pm 
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Put it this way, if you're taking the recommended dosage from the Doctor, you don't look like he does in that mug shot. Bad reaction? No, Tiger. But it's cool that you had that answer prepared in case this happened. Nice planning.

Plus now it's out that his car was damaged.


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It's weird some of the reaction to this.

I heard dumb ass Mike Golic say this morning that it's different if it was just pain meds and not boozing it up at a bar. That it's less of an offense.

No. It's not different. Golic doesn't understand that this guy ODs on the pills. It's the same as having 15 beers and driving.

And Tiger had the canned answer for cops in case he ever got arrested. He was gonna tell them it was just a bad reaction.

No it wasn't. He's popping more pills then he should. That's the true answer.

Cuz why was he driving at 4am? Probably out of pills and going to get more. He gets them from a doctor but probably takes 10x more then he should dalily so he needs a dealer as well.


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Beardown wrote:
Put it this way, if you're taking the recommended dosage from the Doctor, you don't look like he does in that mug shot. Bad reaction? No, Tiger. But it's cool that you had that answer prepared in case this happened. Nice planning.

Plus now it's out that his car was damaged.



It was 3 AM.


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 Post subject: Re: Is Tiger drunk?
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I'll say one thing....that officer gave him plenty of opportunities to follow that red light.


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I'll say one thing....that officer gave him plenty of opportunities to follow that red light.

Yeah he did.

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 Post subject: Re: Is Tiger drunk?
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Peoria Matt wrote:
I'll say one thing....that officer gave him plenty of opportunities to follow that red light.

Yeah he did.


Yeah. Too much. He knew he was fucked up after he couldn't follow it initially. Plus his slurred speech. What was the point of keeping that test going? Just give him the breathalyzer test. Which he did obviously. Came up 0.0. Tiger admitted to the pills to the cop. Could have saved a lot of time.

Then again, it's Tiger Woods. Big day for that cop.

I still want to know why Tiger was out at 3am when he wasn't drinking. He'll probably never answer that question.


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It looks like he is seriously abusing opiates. That wasn't a guy who took one or two. I hope he seeks help.

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I still want to know why Tiger was out at 3am when he wasn't drinking. He'll probably never answer that question.

He had to be out re-upping in some capacity.

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I still want to know why Tiger was out at 3am when he wasn't drinking. He'll probably never answer that question.


I don't think he even knows. He told the cops he had been golfing in California.


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Peoria Matt wrote:
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I still want to know why Tiger was out at 3am when he wasn't drinking. He'll probably never answer that question.


I don't think he even knows. He told the cops he had been golfing in California.


He might not remember at the time cuz he was fucked up and was sleeping. But I'm guessing it was a drug run. He was probably out of his pills.

Plus he fucked up his car. So there has to be some damage elsewhere that the police can find to figure out what he hit.

But that doesn't make sense now that I think about it. When you're Tiger Woods, the dealers can come to you. You don't have to make a run. You can afford to pay them for their travel. Kick in a little extra.

So it doesn't make sense.


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I still want to know why Tiger was out at 3am when he wasn't drinking. He'll probably never answer that question.


I don't think he even knows. He told the cops he had been golfing in California.


He might not remember at the time cuz he was fucked up and was sleeping. But I'm guessing it was a drug run. He was probably out of his pills.

Plus he fucked up his car. So there has to be some damage elsewhere that the police can find to figure out what he hit.

But that doesn't make sense now that I think about it. When you're Tiger Woods, the dealers can come to you. You don't have to make a run. You can afford to pay them for their travel. Kick in a little extra.

So it doesn't make sense.


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 Post subject: Re: Is Tiger drunk?
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Chus wrote:
Beardown wrote:
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Beardown wrote:
I still want to know why Tiger was out at 3am when he wasn't drinking. He'll probably never answer that question.


I don't think he even knows. He told the cops he had been golfing in California.


He might not remember at the time cuz he was fucked up and was sleeping. But I'm guessing it was a drug run. He was probably out of his pills.

Plus he fucked up his car. So there has to be some damage elsewhere that the police can find to figure out what he hit.

But that doesn't make sense now that I think about it. When you're Tiger Woods, the dealers can come to you. You don't have to make a run. You can afford to pay them for their travel. Kick in a little extra.

So it doesn't make sense.


Rich people have the drugs brought to them.


And don't bang waitresses from places like Perkins.

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Chus wrote:
Beardown wrote:
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Beardown wrote:
I still want to know why Tiger was out at 3am when he wasn't drinking. He'll probably never answer that question.


I don't think he even knows. He told the cops he had been golfing in California.


He might not remember at the time cuz he was fucked up and was sleeping. But I'm guessing it was a drug run. He was probably out of his pills.

Plus he fucked up his car. So there has to be some damage elsewhere that the police can find to figure out what he hit.

But that doesn't make sense now that I think about it. When you're Tiger Woods, the dealers can come to you. You don't have to make a run. You can afford to pay them for their travel. Kick in a little extra.

So it doesn't make sense.


Rich people have the drugs brought to them.


And don't bang waitresses from places like Perkins.


That was from his robotic-like upbringing. It's like child actors. If you don't have a normal childhood, you tend to go off the rails at some point.

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 Post subject: Re: Is Tiger drunk?
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I have no clue what his deal is but it sure looks to me like a mixed drugs with Ambien story to me. The drug run makes no sense because as was pointed out the guy comes to Tiger ala Elvis and Prince. I have heard many stories of people on Ambien doing all sorts of weird stuff including sleepwalking and driving without knowing. Mix in other drugs and has to be worse.

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After viewing the dashcam footage, I actually think it might help him in the long run. If his defense is going to be that he had an unforeseen reaction to a mixture of prescribed meds and as a result he had no control over his faculties or decision making, then that video sure as hell doesn't dispute that.

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After viewing the dashcam footage, I actually think it might help him in the long run. If his defense is going to be that he had an unforeseen reaction to a mixture of prescribed meds and as a result he had no control over his faculties or decision making, then that video sure as hell doesn't dispute that.


This is an extremely good point. Not a lawyer, but if his team's approach is to say he truly had bad reaction to prescriptions, and he had .000 BAC, an argument could be made that some blame could be redistributed. Not all blame, of course, but perhaps some.


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Is that how the law works for driving? Or is it too fucking bad you put it in your body and drove?

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 Post subject: Re: Is Tiger drunk?
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I have no clue what his deal is but it sure looks to me like a mixed drugs with Ambien story to me. The drug run makes no sense because as was pointed out the guy comes to Tiger ala Elvis and Prince. I have heard many stories of people on Ambien doing all sorts of weird stuff including sleepwalking and driving without knowing. Mix in other drugs and has to be worse.


This is what Parkins was arguing at around 10:30 on his show. I'll go along with that. I have never been into prescription drugs so I can't
really comment personally but I have heard the stories about doing some strange things on Ambien alone so if you happened to mix some
other pain killers on top of that there is no telling if he was even aware what he was doing. It will all come out eventually.

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I guess I could buy that theory. Him having no idea that he got in his car and went for a ride. That's plausible.


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I was kinda bummed I didn't title this "What's Tiger BAC?" But since it ended up being a 0 I don't feel as bad.


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So you get loaded on narcotics and that's not a DUI?

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So you get loaded on narcotics and that's not a DUI?


He took pills, and was charged with a DUI. Try and keep up.

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 Post subject: Re: Is Tiger drunk?
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I guess I could buy that theory. Him having no idea that he got in his car and went for a ride. That's plausible.


As a former sleep walker, I can tell you from experience that you can get pretty far from your house....waking up on a pier about to jump in a lake.

So, I can only imagine if on drugs you could drive a bit...not well, but certainly possible.

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Just had a lawer say he might get off

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I know from personal experience that it ain't easy to kick Vicodin after you've been on it for a long time.


maybe this is how you came up with your board name? =P

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Just had a lawer say he might get off

He's at Perkins while on bail?

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Just had a lawer say he might get off

Bet the lawyer wouldn't call the po-po on a pot smoker.

Not sure about Tiger.

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http://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/203 ... dui-arrest

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According to the report, the drugs in Woods' system were:

Hydrocodone, the generic form of a painkiller branded as Vicodin.

Hydromorphone, a strong painkiller commonly known as Dilaudid.

Alprazolam, a mood and sleep drug commonly known as Xanax.

Zolpidem, a sleep drug commonly known as Ambien.

Delta-9 carboxy THC, a muscle relaxant that is also the substance the body metabolizes after marijuana is consumed.


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