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 Post subject: Is Tiger drunk?
PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2017 10:34 am 
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Could be

http://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/194 ... ui-florida
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Tiger Woods was charged with DUI on Monday after being arrested in Jupiter, Florida.

Woods was booked at 7:18 a.m. ET and released on his own recognizance at 10:50 a.m.


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 Post subject: Re: Is Tiger drunk?
PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2017 10:44 am 
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That's interesting. He either had a great all nighter. Or he was so blasted he woke up still drunk enough to. Low. Congrats.

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That pic on Drudge is scary....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... d-DUI.html

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 Post subject: Re: Is Tiger drunk?
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This whole Tiger Woods thing is not going to end well.

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This whole Tiger Woods thing is not going to end well.


I hope this isn't the case. I would say maybe this will be his wake up call but I'm not sure what else the guy can do if he isn't golfing.


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This whole Tiger Woods thing is not going to end well.


I hope this isn't the case. I would say maybe this will be his wake up call but I'm not sure what else the guy can do if he isn't golfing.

Fuck?

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 Post subject: Re: Is Tiger drunk?
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Yup, things not looking good :(

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 Post subject: Re: Is Tiger drunk?
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denisdman wrote:

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Based on the picture, guilty.


Yeah. His eyes look like he's at least twice the legal limit. At least.

Get an Uber or a car service, dumb ass. Christ, you're worth over 100 million. Why take the risk?


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 Post subject: Re: Is Tiger drunk?
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That looks like a Vicodin or Oxy haze.

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 Post subject: Re: Is Tiger drunk?
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That looks like a Vicodin or Oxy haze.

It's starting to leak out that it wasn't alcohol.

Over 4 hours from arrest to booking?

Edit: Nevermind. Just saw it was for BAC over .08.

Still, those pupils...

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It was scrips after all. I know that look.

https://sports.yahoo.com/news/tiger-woo ... 38898.html

His statement is bullshit. He didn't know that mixing scrips would fuck him up? And why was he out at 3:00 AM?

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 Post subject: Re: Is Tiger drunk?
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It was scrips after all. I know that look.

https://sports.yahoo.com/news/tiger-woo ... 38898.html

His statement is bullshit. He didn't know that mixing scrips would fuck him up? And why was he out at 3:00 AM?

Good call. Was thinking the same thing. Even at my most smashed I don't look like that.


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 Post subject: Re: Is Tiger drunk?
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Fuckin dude cannot afford a driver? What a twathead. And those are narcotic eyes. I have seen them staring at myself at 6 AM


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 Post subject: Re: Is Tiger drunk?
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I used to think he would win one more Major before his career was up. I figured he would get a hot putter during the week of a Masters or PGA. Now I do not think he will ever win another PGA tournament. Maybe a Champions event, but even that seems like a longshot at this point.

And why the BS statement? Just say you made the mistake and move along as best you can. No need to qualify it and claim booze was not involved. Its a DUI, not DWI.

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 Post subject: Re: Is Tiger drunk?
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Has he passed Jack in DUI arrests?

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I used to think he would win one more Major before his career was up. I figured he would get a hot putter during the week of a Masters or PGA. Now I do not think he will ever win another PGA tournament. Maybe a Champions event, but even that seems like a longshot at this point.

And why the BS statement? Just say you made the mistake and move along as best you can. No need to qualify it and claim booze was not involved. Its a DUI, not DWI.



LOL way to step out on a limb there. He's been 100% done for many years now. I called it years ago that he would never win again and MANY here poo pooed that notion.


Only people who have had multiple back surgeries with complications truly understood how fucked he was even 2 surgeries ago.

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Has he passed Jack in DUI arrests?


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 Post subject: Re: Is Tiger drunk?
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Police report included names of medications Tiger self-reported. Vicodin and at least two NSAIDs included in the list.


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 Post subject: Re: Is Tiger drunk?
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Any comments from the sanctimonious gasbag LaRussa?

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Sounds like his story checks out. Still concerning but no alcohol. Sorry Frank.

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I wonder if he's an addict.


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I wonder if he's an addict.



He might be since he's had 4 back surgeries. I know from personal experience that it ain't easy to kick Vicodin after you've been on it for a long time.

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I wonder if he's an addict.



He might be since he's had 4 back surgeries. I know from personal experience that it ain't easy to kick Vicodin after you've been on it for a long time.


Vicodin was always like weak aspirin to me.

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 Post subject: Re: Is Tiger drunk?
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It's weird some of the reaction to this.

I heard dumb ass Mike Golic say this morning that it's different if it was just pain meds and not boozing it up at a bar. That it's less of an offense.

No. It's not different. Golic doesn't understand that this guy ODs on the pills. It's the same as having 15 beers and driving.

And Tiger had the canned answer for cops in case he ever got arrested. He was gonna tell them it was just a bad reaction.

No it wasn't. He's popping more pills then he should. That's the true answer.

Cuz why was he driving at 4am? Probably out of pills and going to get more. He gets them from a doctor but probably takes 10x more then he should dalily so he needs a dealer as well.


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No wonder he said he was pain free.


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Peoria Matt wrote:
No wonder he said he was pain free.


Yeah, he was quoted as saying that after his recent surgery he hasn't felt this good in years...now we know why.

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