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PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:01 pm 
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Only one of these is allowed at the US Open -- can you figure out which one? (Items listed here: http://www.usga.org/tickets/spectator-i ... sopen.html)
  1. 2 live goldfish
  2. Goldfish snack crackers
  3. Gold Phish record w/ record player
  4. "Bring Back Danny Mac" sign
  5. MacBook Pro
  6. MacBook Pro Carrying Case
  7. Macanudo cigar
  8. MAC11 subcompact machine pistol
  9. Macallan 18 (1.5 oz in a clear container)
  10. Mackie, my pet beagle
  11. Megaphone
  12. MegaBoom brand firework
  13. Mega Home 2-step Step Stool

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:24 pm 
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newper wrote:
Only one of these is allowed at the US Open -- can you figure out which one? (Items listed here: http://www.usga.org/tickets/spectator-i ... sopen.html)
  1. 2 live goldfish
  2. Goldfish snack crackers
  3. Gold Phish record w/ record player
  4. "Bring Back Danny Mac" sign
  5. MacBook Pro
  6. MacBook Pro Carrying Case
  7. Macanudo cigar
  8. MAC11 subcompact machine pistol
  9. Macallan 18 (1.5 oz in a clear container)
  10. Mackie, my pet beagle
  11. Megaphone
  12. MegaBoom brand firework
  13. Mega Home 2-step Step Stool


Cool puzzle!

Macanudo cigar and the Gold Phish record w/record player.

Technically, the latter isn't noise producing without speakers or without being on.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:19 pm 
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I like your angle on the record player, but I think you are going to be tripped up by this:
  • No other items deemed unlawful, dangerous or disruptive by the USGA and/or Championship Security Personnel, in their sole discretion

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2017 9:04 am 
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newper wrote:
I like your angle on the record player, but I think you are going to be tripped up by this:
  • No other items deemed unlawful, dangerous or disruptive by the USGA and/or Championship Security Personnel, in their sole discretion


Then I go back to my first choice, the Macallan 18 (1.5 oz in a clear container).

You would get through with that 1.5 oz. clear container, if it is unlabeled. They wouldn't know it's alcohol.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2017 9:08 am 
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I'll go with g., the cigar.

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