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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 7:22 am 
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I'm planting mine tonight. I have a raised bed about 8 x 4 so nothing too huge but enough for me. Here's what
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4 tomato plants ( 2 are grape sized, I can get names and post later)
3 heads of lettuce ( 2 green and one red )
1 green pepper plant
1 red pepper plant
1 jalapeno plant

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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 7:24 am 
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We over planted the pepper and tomato plants last years so we are looking to simplify.

1 Tomato
2 Pepper
1 Onion
1 Jalepeno
1 Strawberry's

We shall see how it rocks and rolls.


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We over planted the pepper and tomato plants last years so we are looking to simplify.

1 Tomato
2 Pepper
1 Onion
1 Jalepeno
1 Strawberry's

We shall see how it rocks and rolls.


I think I did 6 tomato plants last year and it was way too much. 4 is probably too much but I give a lot away.
I mostly plant for something to do.

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I don't have a garden. But I rent a tiller from Home Depot every year and do my grandparents, aunt and parents gardens. I planted at my parent's house:

8 tomato plants (like t-bone I'll get there names)
2 habanero peppers
1 cayenne hybrid pepper
2 bell peppers
4 basil
2 rows of mixed green lettuce

I'll also plant two rows of cucumbers.


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Alice Sweet ought to be worried about where the fuck her next lay is coming from, rather than where her next god dammed tomato plant's coming from. If she'd get her ass out of the fucking bars at night and go hustling around the god dammed streets she might get a prick stuck into her once in a while.

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doesn't matter how many tomato plants I plant, the mice, chipmunks, and squirrels get them all anyway.

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doesn't matter how many tomato plants I plant, the mice, chipmunks, and squirrels get them all anyway.


You have to wage war.

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Cherry tomatoes only!

never liked them. Always pick them off the salad.

Past summer, built a rooftop kitchen for a guy, spent a couple of weeks up there and I think I ate 2 or 3 bushes (BuuuuhhYE CRACKY!), had to come clean to the guy too, it was too obvious!

So this summer 4 of them in my expansive city yarden.

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Cherry and plum tomatoes are the way to go. You don't have to wait until September to harvest.

For variety in the salad do one plant yellow cherry.

We do 3 tomatoes, 5 herbs (no clue which ones but the wife uses them), basil, and mint (for smuggling Mojitos to Arlington!)

3 tomatoes is plenty.

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One year I planted 60 tomato plants. I think the chipmunks got them all. This year we have 16....right near the apricot trees which the squirrels love. Those are down from the cherry trees that the birds love.

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One year I planted 60 tomato plants. I think the chipmunks got them all. This year we have 16....right near the apricot trees which the squirrels love. Those are down from the cherry trees that the birds love.


Lowes has a ton of traps and deterrents you can buy.

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One year I planted 60 tomato plants. I think the chipmunks got them all. This year we have 16....right near the apricot trees which the squirrels love. Those are down from the cherry trees that the birds love.


Lowes has a ton of traps and deterrents you can buy.

1 x large bucket

1x ramp to bucket

1x fill bucket with water and sun flower seeds

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leashyourkids wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
doesn't matter how many tomato plants I plant, the mice, chipmunks, and squirrels get them all anyway.


You have to wage war.


Chipmunks are assholes. They take small bites out of every ripe tomato they find.

Set rat traps, baited with the very tomatoes that they have fouled. Two summers ago, I killed 17 chipmunks, and two mice.

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One year I planted 60 tomato plants. I think the chipmunks got them all. This year we have 16....right near the apricot trees which the squirrels love. Those are down from the cherry trees that the birds love.


Lowes has a ton of traps and deterrents you can buy.

1 x large bucket

1x ramp to bucket

1x fill bucket with water and sun flower seeds

Laugh maniacally.


This does work. I don't want to drown them, just snap their necks in an instant.

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One year I planted 60 tomato plants. I think the chipmunks got them all. This year we have 16....right near the apricot trees which the squirrels love. Those are down from the cherry trees that the birds love.

Use dried blood? I've heard that works.


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Yeah, I don’t like to make any animal suffer. But I have no problem ending them. Especially insects.

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Yeah, I don’t like to make any animal suffer. But I have no problem ending them. Especially insects.

You like to do harm to things I see, you are spreading it across threads.

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Tomatoes
2 cherry
1 small fry
1 yellow grape
2 Red Brandywine
4 Mortgage Lifter
4 Cherokee Purple


3 jalapeno plants
2 troughs of basil
2 troughs of chives

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Yeah, I don’t like to make any animal suffer. But I have no problem ending them. Especially insects.

You like to do harm to things I see, you are spreading it across threads.


That's a pretty bold statement for a prey animal such as yourself, don't you think?

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Ah... I don't want to kill the little bastards. I'm used to seeing my dreams evaporate before my eyes.

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Have NSJ's fox family move into your yard. They will take care of any rodent or small child who happens to wander into your garden.

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Tomatoes
2 cherry
1 small fry
1 yellow grape
2 Red Brandywine
4 Mortgage Lifter
4 Cherokee Purple


3 jalapeno plants
2 troughs of basil
2 troughs of chives


Any Columbian gold?

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Cherry tomatoes only!

never liked them. Always pick them off the salad.

Past summer, built a rooftop kitchen for a guy, spent a couple of weeks up there and I think I ate 2 or 3 bushes (BuuuuhhYE CRACKY!), had to come clean to the guy too, it was too obvious!

So this summer 4 of them in my expansive city yarden.


:lol: What did the guy say when you fessed up to the tomato thieving?

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Ah... I don't want to kill the little bastards. I'm used to seeing my dreams evaporate before my eyes.


Seriously, they do have some deterrents out there too. It would just keep them away. I'm sure there are homemade recipes too.

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Chus wrote:
Tomatoes
2 cherry
1 small fry
1 yellow grape
2 Red Brandywine
4 Mortgage Lifter
4 Cherokee Purple


3 jalapeno plants
2 troughs of basil
2 troughs of chives


Any Columbian gold?


Are you kidding? With my crazy neighbor, not a chance.

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Chus wrote:
Tomatoes
2 cherry
1 small fry
1 yellow grape
2 Red Brandywine
4 Mortgage Lifter
4 Cherokee Purple


3 jalapeno plants
2 troughs of basil
2 troughs of chives


Any Columbian gold?


Are you kidding? With my crazy neighbor, not a chance.


Will you just kill that bitch and get it over with? She's ruining your life.

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leashyourkids wrote:
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Yeah, I don’t like to make any animal suffer. But I have no problem ending them. Especially insects.

You like to do harm to things I see, you are spreading it across threads.


That's a pretty bold statement for a prey animal such as yourself, don't you think?

Note to self: Just be internet friends with Leash, never meet him in public.

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Hawg Ass wrote:
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Yeah, I don’t like to make any animal suffer. But I have no problem ending them. Especially insects.

You like to do harm to things I see, you are spreading it across threads.


That's a pretty bold statement for a prey animal such as yourself, don't you think?

Note to self: Just be internet friends with Leash, never meet him in public.

:lol:

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[Seriously, they do have some deterrents out there too. It would just keep them away. I'm sure there are homemade recipes too.


My mother's cooking would deter them, but I don't want her hanging around.

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leashyourkids wrote:
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Tomatoes
2 cherry
1 small fry
1 yellow grape
2 Red Brandywine
4 Mortgage Lifter
4 Cherokee Purple


3 jalapeno plants
2 troughs of basil
2 troughs of chives


Any Columbian gold?


Are you kidding? With my crazy neighbor, not a chance.


Will you just kill that bitch and get it over with? She's ruining your life.


She called the cops on me the other day. I had my wife's car parked in the street, with the flashers on, right in front of the house. The car wasn't there more than three minutes, while I loaded up the trunk, and put my older son in his car seat. Two minutes after I left, my wife texted me, and said the cops drove by the house.

It would be a real shame if somebody spelled Caller Bob on her lawn, with some fertilizer.

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