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Big Chicagoan

Post subject: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:42 pm

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For cocaine use. I think why Gretzky's daughter wound up with him is coming into focus.

http://espn.go.com/golf/story/_/id/1129 ... ocaine-use

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Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:39 pm

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Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:51 pm

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Keyser Soze wrote:

The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.

Not really

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:56 pm

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Big Chicagoan wrote:

For cocaine use. I think why Gretzky's daughter wound up with him is coming into focus.

He should have beaten her, only would have missed two tournaments.

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Big Chicagoan

Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:57 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Big Chicagoan wrote:

For cocaine use. I think why Gretzky's daughter wound up with him is coming into focus.

He should have beaten her, only would have missed two tournaments.

True golf champions are addicted to sex with porn stars, not drugs.

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Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 4:20 pm

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Big Chicagoan wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Big Chicagoan wrote:

For cocaine use. I think why Gretzky's daughter wound up with him is coming into focus.

He should have beaten her, only would have missed two tournaments.

True golf champions are addicted to sex with porn stars, not drugs.

Johnson just has sex with other player's wives.
Does that count for something?

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:20 pm

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from the comments section Did Paulina get him into coke or did coke get him into Paulina?

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:53 pm

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Tiger was tapping Perkins' waitresses and nasty porn stars. Johnson is hitting other golfers' wives, Paulina Gretzky, and tooting rails.

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Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:58 pm

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The PGA says DJ was not suspended, but he took a leave of absence.

http://www.golfchannel.com/news/golf-ce ... uspension/

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Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:05 pm

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Why would he get suspended?

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:06 pm

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Nas wrote:

Why would he get suspended?

He had cocaine in his system, and failed his third drug test. He also had coke in his system in 2012, and chronic in 2009.

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Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:08 pm

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Chus wrote:

Nas wrote:

Why would he get suspended?

He had cocaine in his system, and failed his third drug test. He also had coke in his system in 2012, and chronic in 2009.

Why does the PGA care? It doesn't help him win and as far as I know he hasn't gotten arrested.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:12 pm

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Nas wrote:

Chus wrote:

Nas wrote:

Why would he get suspended?

He had cocaine in his system, and failed his third drug test. He also had coke in his system in 2012, and chronic in 2009.

Why does the PGA care? It doesn't help him win and as far as I know he hasn't gotten arrested.

They're finally coming down on a white guy for drugs and you're complaining? Was suspended in 2012 for 2 months for positive test too but PGA doesn't release that information

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Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:17 pm

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In sure his caddie is thrilled about 6 months of no pay too.

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Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:05 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

In sure his caddie is thrilled about 6 months of no pay too.

I'm sure he can get a job as a porter somewhere else.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:09 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Nas wrote:

Chus wrote:

Nas wrote:

Why would he get suspended?

He had cocaine in his system, and failed his third drug test. He also had coke in his system in 2012, and chronic in 2009.

Why does the PGA care? It doesn't help him win and as far as I know he hasn't gotten arrested.

They're finally coming down on a white guy for drugs and you're complaining? Was suspended in 2012 for 2 months for positive test too but PGA doesn't release that information

How about you go fuck yourself? How does that sound to you? I definitely won't complain about that.

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Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:17 pm

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Chus wrote:

Nas wrote:

Why would he get suspended?

He had cocaine in his system, and failed his third drug test. He also had coke in his system in 2012, and chronic in 2009.

And Josh Gordon is potentially suspended for a year for testing positive for weed.

I need JORRs take on this. If the PGA were predominately made up of brothers would the testing policy be as strict as the NFL's? I'm going to say yes.

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Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:27 pm

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Neither should have been suspended. It silly to suspend someone for using recreational drugs. Especially when no arrest was involved.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:35 pm

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Nas wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

They're finally coming down on a white guy for drugs and you're complaining? Was suspended in 2012 for 2 months for positive test too but PGA doesn't release that information

How about you go fuck yourself? How does that sound to you? I definitely won't complain about that.

Shots fired!!

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Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:27 am

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Nas wrote:

Why would he get suspended?

In fear that all the sand traps would dry up.

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Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 6:27 pm

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Best line (no pun intended) from this whole thing was in an article I read......

Keep in mind that Johnson is engaged to Paulina Gretzky who is basically cocaine in humanoid form

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:05 pm

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That blows.

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Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:36 pm

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21 posts without one picture of this goddess? Highly disappointing.

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Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:44 pm

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Peoria Matt wrote:

That blows.

You just have to toot your own horn, don't you?

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Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 8:37 pm

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Chus wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

That blows.

You just have to toot your own horn, don't you?

Don't try and snow me.

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Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:45 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

:lol: from the comments section Did Paulina get him into coke or did coke get him into Paulina?

He was probably just sniffing around.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:54 pm

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Peoria Matt wrote:

Chus wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

That blows.

You just have to toot your own horn, don't you?

Don't try and snow me.

Now, you've just gone off the rails.

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Keyser Soze

Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 10:48 am

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His favorite shot is the bump and run.

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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 11:07 am

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His chances at winning a major this year just went up in smoke!

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Post subject: Re: Dustin Johnson suspended from PGA for 6 months

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 11:10 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

His chances at winning a major this year just went up in smoke!

Don't toot your own horn.

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